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#210579 - 12/30/06 02:17 PM Anal Palace (1995)
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I remember reading a thread (I think started by Simp) where he asked what inevitably becomes of people whose diet is strictly based on debauchery such as Gag Factor, Max Hardcore, GGG, KitKat Klub or any similar video.

For me, it seems I went a full 360- ending up somewhere close to where I began. I seem to now enjoy the more story-driven big-budget films (not videos) of the mid-90s (mostly european productions). The first film I grabbed was aptly named Anal Palace by the late Joe D'Amato who at this point is pretty much shooting nothing but porn.

The film starts off with 2 guys walking this one chick to a dungeon (I think) to rape her. Suddenly, Captain Save-a-Hoe appears from nowhere and tells them to "back off you!" because they don't know the first thing about love. One guy admits they just wanted to fsck her- and in possibly what could be D'Amato's most philosphical moment, Captain Save-a-Hoe makes a speech about how these 2 guys are "just slaves to their instincts" and how women are gifts from the gods and should be enjoyed slowly (or something like that). After that he has the girl remove her clothes by singing her that old chestnut about how he'll guide her into the realms of absolute pleasure and what not. She starts to touch herself and the guy stops her; "No don't touch yourself yet. Touch is the last sense that should be stimulated." One of the would-be-rapists asks "Why? You don't fsck with your eyes!" to which the guy replies "desire can only grow if your imagination feeds it." So far so good. I'm loving this so far. He then goes on to tell them how he will fuel her imagination, by telling her (us) a story losely based on Marquis de Sade's 120 days of Sodom.

3 chicks and 4 guys (one of them Sean Michael's playing a Moor slave) go to a house to boink like mad. One chick is in charge of everything. She outlines the rules:

We will wake up early and shag like mad. We will rest then shag some more and all shagging will be done in plain view of everyone shagging.

Afterwards she announces that the ladies will start off by demonstrating their abilities on Sean Michaels. So the boinking begins- lots of mmmmm's and ahhhhh's and "Oh yes, yes" and the customery "Go on... HARDER! Please go on... PLLEEEZZZ". Anyway the shagging goes on for quite a while but never gets boring or tedious, mainly because of the dialogue: "Ah you want my cock to explode on you, you perverted bitch" and "Oh marvelous... ohhhhh, ah there it is.".

The next scene has a group of dudes blind-folded and forced to smell, lick and touch 5 dames. Not much to say here since they are now in their daily regiment of boinking. "Oh yeah, that old woodpeckers going back in the hole, its pecking by itself" "Oh don't take it out again. Leave it in- I love it ohhhhh yeahhh!"

There are 2 more scenes with different birds and I think different dudes too, but I really don't care at this point. This film cannot do any wrong. It's oscar gold from the get go and you'd be a fool to miss out on it.

Anal Palace? APPROVED!



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#210580 - 12/30/06 02:27 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210581 - 12/30/06 02:29 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210582 - 12/30/06 02:30 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210583 - 12/30/06 02:32 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210584 - 12/30/06 02:33 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210585 - 12/30/06 02:35 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210586 - 12/30/06 02:36 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210587 - 12/30/06 02:38 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210588 - 12/30/06 02:39 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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"Drink my jism you white bitch... arrghhhh!!!!" Sean Michaels


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#210589 - 12/30/06 02:42 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210590 - 12/30/06 02:45 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210591 - 12/30/06 02:47 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210592 - 12/30/06 02:49 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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#210593 - 12/30/06 02:50 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210594 - 12/30/06 02:52 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210595 - 12/30/06 02:55 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210596 - 12/30/06 02:58 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210597 - 12/30/06 02:59 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210598 - 12/30/06 03:00 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210599 - 12/30/06 03:01 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#210600 - 12/30/06 03:02 PM Re: Anal Palace (1995)
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