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#210438 - 05/06/09 10:37 AM
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#210441 - 05/06/09 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#210442 - 05/06/09 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Sometimes I think I have too much time on my hands, and then there are those who create Alt-ID's. WTF.
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#210443 - 05/06/09 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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And then there are those that treat alt-I.D.s the same way Oliver Stone treats the Kennedy assassination.
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#210445 - 05/10/09 06:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
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Faggiest I've seen lately....Between the softer, gentler rules for posting here plus all the immigration happening from the ADT faggots, the threads here are starting to look an awful lot like the threads over there. Keep at it and you'll be posting Kurt appreciation threads in no time.
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#210447 - 05/10/09 07:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I think everyone appreciates it when Lockwood rewards the internet with his presence. It's like playing XPT from the white tees. You can leave half your clubs in your bag and still shoot under par.
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#210448 - 05/10/09 08:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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He actually followed me around ADT posting in all my threads for a while because thought I was Conky from XPY, and I guess Kurt super hates Conky.
I have weird Lockwood rants in a few threads that really made no sense from.. he posted on a thready about me having over 10,000 posts. I think sometimes he took his internet time very seriously.
Whatever, you ever see me in a tranny movie.
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#210454 - 09/18/09 05:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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somebody from here had to have posted that.
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#210456 - 09/18/09 10:19 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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well, GED anyways
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#210457 - 09/18/09 10:52 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
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#210458 - 09/20/09 10:42 PM
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"please dont laugh at me... but I am 19 years old and havent had sex yet..."
Still puts him ahead of Eric.
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#210459 - 11/24/09 01:05 PM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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does anyone here besides me have a breath fetish? i know a lot of people have an ass smelling fetish, i do too, but nothing turns me on more than the smell of a woman's hot breath. not bad breath, just something about the smell of normal breath gets me rock hard.
sasha grey, i'd love to get your thoughts on this, i know you and belladonna love ass smell, and have many other crazy fetishes, but what about the smell of breath?
one of the hottest things ive seen in porn is when the girl sniffs a cock straight out of her ass. ive only seen it a few times, one with belladonna, one with delilah strong (best bangbros episode EVER) and tiana lynn does it in big wet asses 6. i have yet to see breath smelling.
the hottest thing ever in a porn, IMHO, would be a girl doing ATM, and then having another girl smell her her breath afterwords. id probably nut instantly.
thoughts?
http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=142734/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/142734.htm
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#210461 - 11/24/09 06:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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post a pic of yourself fuckboy.
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#210462 - 11/24/09 06:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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If I recall, Chalupa McFatty, you didn’t post your photos on here. They were FOUND by someone & posted.
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#210464 - 11/25/09 06:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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whatever chubs.someone had them on their hard drive.why would somebody have pics of some guy on their comp?  i could have just denied they were me.lou probably looks like bono one.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#210466 - 11/27/09 02:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Quote:
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If I recall, Chalupa McFatty...
Pot, meet kettle.
How ya doin', Chink Eye?
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#210468 - 08/25/10 02:46 PM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=152696/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/152696.htmWho has the nicest cock in straight porn ? Criteria: Quote:
1.Size.
2.Size of load.
3.General aesthetics of the cock. (sic!)
coveryisadick wrote: Quote:
erik everhard ..his cock is facinating because the head is really tiny but the shaft is huge and fat .. lol its fun to look at and i m straight 
The Ghost of Cal Jammer wrote: Quote:
I've watched enough porn to have an opinion on this and I don't feel weird about having an opinion on this because how could I not notice the giant dicks that I'm always watching go in and out of the world's greatest pussies? That being said, I would have to say Ian Scott.
torris wrote: Quote:
Jules Jordan. It's always hard, girls mouths' look good sucking it and he's got a good spray going. I think Peter North's cock is something you should be able to get a replica of at IKEA
RandomPrecision explained in detail why he likes to jerk off to Mark Ashley's, Manuel's and Erik Everhard's cocks.
ohbenice wrote: Quote:
Steve Holmes and Manuel Ferrara, both could sway the manest of men!
trout bum commented on charn's post: Quote:
Joey Silveria in his young days had a large helmet but his shaft wasn't that thick so the head looked like the mushroom you decribe.
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You also have to throw in a few black guys because of their uniqueness. Mandingo, Lex Steele, Shane Diesel, Sean Michaels, and Ricco Strong. You got to face it, these guys have great dicks. And no I'm not gay, If you watch porn you can't help but focus on a nice cock. It's part of the action.
TedtheBellhop likes Kyle Stone's cock because it is proportional to the overall size of his body.
TheDreamPolice likes Sean Michel's cock because he's black and TheDreamPolice can see when the girls "cream".
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#210470 - 08/27/10 04:14 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
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TedtheBellhop likes Kyle Stone's cock because it is proportional to the overall size of his body.
That guy is openly bi/homo so him saying that is no more remarkable than Cumstains doing so.
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#210471 - 08/27/10 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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i had my comments deleted on there for making fun of the thread about the 'hottest stud in porn'.
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#210472 - 08/28/10 02:27 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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The irony is that they have Moderators on that board.
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#210475 - 02/23/11 07:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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This one is pretty good. The fucking idiot that can't make a post without whining about how there aren't enough scenes with girls smoking cigarettes starts a thread about it only to get it hijacked with a Alexander Hamilton/Aaron Burr reenactment starring Mike Quasar and Howard Levine.
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#507154 - 04/22/11 06:11 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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bumped to displace Donny's nonsense from the main list.
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#527085 - 08/15/11 12:51 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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As a generously endowed porn fan, I dunno how many scenes I fast forwarded/skipped because the guy was poorly endowed or the girl was average/ugly. Can porn companies make sure their hired talents meet some compatibility standards before they shoot them? Porn should really be about hung guys and gorgeous women. I know pretty/gorgeousness is in the eye of the beholder but still... http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=165371/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/165371.htmA "Goldstein" (fatty?) replies: "I'll take studs that get and keep hard erections, blow a decent load and have a clean appearance over "hung" any day of the week! Take Csoky for example.He's not "hung" by any porn standards, yet the quality of his package is outstanding -- and he's rock-hard. Sometimes you hit the jackpot with a stud like Mandingo -- huge, hard-as-a-rock, decent loads, clean appearance and a gentlemen. Peter North, in addition to his famous cumshots, is another rock-hard performer." Peoples Temple has also been bothered by big number of limp penises: "What is far worse than poorly endowed guys are well endowed guys who can't keep a hard on and I've seen plenty of them that are scene killers." Zamboni says he likes to see "well hung performers too" but guys with average cocks also need to be given a chance "in every movie". Laurie Cameron Fan boasts that he finds 13" cock arousing. Than he goes on to add a hilarious description of his own dick for some reason: "I'm average a seven incher 2 inches thick and it is harder than wood I can lift tables until the pain is too much , a dick is not meant to do this kind of things.When I really am excited it is impossible to even push it parallel to the ground it hurts " The guy also openly admits being a fag. empress is turned off by the fact that there are less attractive couples out there and wants to see "a larger but not too huge guy with two very beautiful women in a movie. " The Edge says he likes all cocks.
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#527105 - 08/15/11 09:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Nothing faggy about guys liking other gus big cocks.
Before the interwebs the way wife swappers found each other was through magazines. There was a guy whose ad went on about how he wanted to give blowjobs, hj's, get fucked in the ass, but wasn't gay. Ah, the beauty of delusion.
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#528367 - 08/29/11 07:25 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
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http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=165779/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/165779.htmOne of the lulziest threads alive today. Kristina Rose is perfectly fine with getting her head dunked in a goddamn toilet as long as it's by some overrated Eurodouche, but when a fanboy says that he'd rather see someone else in one of her recent roles, she goes all-out whore ballistic. Yes, she's bitching that ADT is too harsh on performers. Too bad it got the lock treatment. Could have been legendary. Stuck-up whore writes: Since I've been on ADT, I've seen a lot of retarded etiquette when it comes to ADTers and how they speak about/towards porn chicks. It's really annoying. Saying things like "Taylor Von Bailey wrote: I'm glad it's not going to be Kristina." "RedDevil87 wrote: Dana is cool. Would have preferred Phoenix but I'm sure Dana will produce a great scene too." Who the fuck do you think you are?! Where the fuck are your manners? What's the point in comments like this? Why not just say "Hey bitches, I'm an asshole with terrible etiquette and I'm trying to insult you, muuaaahhaaaahaaa" So I've decided that there should be a place on here for all the porn stars to freely be assholes to all the assholes on ADT. Since you can talk shit about us and make backhanded comments and compliments and try to verbally manipulate us into doing things we're not into to fulfill your fetishes all while safely tucked behind your computer screens, I figure it's only fair for us to have an outlet here on ADT so we can complain about those fan assholes that are probably stealing our porn anyways. I mean.. us porn girls have opinions about you too. Some of you we like and some of you we could really do without. This is our little nook on ADT to to speak freely about you the same way you speak freely about us on every other forum and thread.
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#528407 - 08/29/11 12:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah, out of the 20,000 women around the world doing porn as an occupation your personal favorite must be Kristina Rose or else you are rude and inconsiderate. We need to start a whore logic thread to go with the FLIP one. Anyone surprised that Taylor Von Bailey got deactivated for this terrible breach of etiquette right after this thread got locked?
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#528442 - 08/29/11 03:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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We need to start a Kristina Rose Is A Dimwit Cunt thread, in attempt to bait her on here, and ask if C3x requested a black strap on when she fucked his ass.
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#528444 - 08/29/11 03:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Ahhh. She's a princess. How sweet.
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#528798 - 09/02/11 10:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Quick note. I prefer the term "complisault" over back handed compliment. Carry on.
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#528820 - 09/02/11 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I pm'ed KR and asked her to join us here . No response ! ;-)
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#528853 - 09/03/11 07:36 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
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So I've been lurking ADT for Kristina Rose posts for lulz, and I'm finding that every post I read is funnier and more delusional than the last. Here's some gems for you fuckers:
"Then don't watch my movies, asshole. Like as if you've seen one of my anal scenes, you've seen them all. lol. Yeah RIGHT! This is the kind of verbiage you assholes use to try and mentally manipulate girls into doing something you want to see but they don't want to do. Not buying it..
Why would you want me to do something I'm not turned on by?
As if that would make me so much more watchable. GTFOH. You're retarded."
Here, she basically states that she'd do any scene for free as long as it exonerates her from being a "hooker":
"truthteller24, CASH? Ummm, No. Not really, boo boo. I'm a slut and a bitch, not a hooker. I DO WHAT I WANT. Not what I'm paid to like. Don't get it twisted, "NEW MEMBER"."
I'm not sure what to make of this one. Apparently there's more to jacking off to Kristina Rose than just her tits and ass:
"Just because I don't want to do what you want to see me do doesn't mean I'm not a good performer. In fact I think the girls that do turn down performing acts they aren't into are better at what they do then the naive ones that just fall in line with whatever some ADT fan-er requests of them. The ones that are honest about what they like or don't like are always the ones that are better performers because they love what they do. Not fake love it. And I'm not buying that BS spouted by dudes saying that they are no longer into my movies all because I'm uninterested in performing a certain act. After all, if you didn't have a fascination with me to begin with you never would have asked to see me do whatever it is that you want to see me do."
This whore's posts are a treasure-trove of chuckles. I'll be back to edit this if the quest for lulz continues to pay off.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that all of these posts came from a thread entitled "I love Shemales and Am Not Afraid To Admit It" started by one "ekarth". Hmmmmmmm.
edit: Fuck this. There is just wayyyy to much material to post. I'll start a Kristina Rose thread for further updates if I feel motivated enough.
Edited by fartz (09/03/11 07:54 AM)
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#528862 - 09/03/11 11:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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ill be waiting on that thread.i have a good feeling about it.and ekearth isnt really a surprise.
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