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#209933 - 04/08/07 10:17 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
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ADT "oldguy" is the mother of all . What woodwork do these ADT fanbois emerge from? Sometimes I regret that xxxporntalk is too hard on the porn actresses, but ADT is the bottom of the fanboi barrel.

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#209934 - 04/08/07 12:45 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Quote:

"Also after I fantasize about watching such a thing I simply want to hold the girl that has gotten off multiple times because of this activity in my arms and lightly kiss her on the cheek or lips with no sexual activity between us. Kind of like consoling her and congragulating her on a job well done."--"oldguy" at adt






This really is the paradigmatic ADT post, mixing star-struck idolatry with asexual mother-love for the jizz-rags.

It is of a piece with the infamous thread that was the wellspring that gave us XPT "Beautiful women sharing their sexuality with us". I'm so not kidding

For those of us who are new here, this was the first post:

Quote:

...Instead, I see women going the extra mile, and giving of themselves. They have fun, they try to give pleasure, and they try to receive it. They put out energy, and their eyes register that they are having all kinds of fun. I know I must sound like a broken record, praising Nacho, Toni Ribas, and recent efforts from Rocco and Christoph Clark yet again (and now add Mason to the list), but actress after actress, in movie after movie, for months on end now have left me feeling grateful that they display more than minimal effort for the camera. And to show this gratitude, I refuse to refer to these women as "whores" or "guttersluts" or other similar terms...




Jeff's reply to that thread (which got him banned):

Quote:

Call me a old fashion romantic but they are all cum gargling fuck pigs who must be degraded to give their lives meaning. Some are "GutterMouths" while others are "Girlverts" but they are all whores. I'm a porn producer, so I mean that in the nicest way.

Jeff Steward
JM Productions







Wanker Wang's iconic reply:

Quote:

Mike Jeff is a good friend of mine but he's also one dumb asshole. The sinister level to which he attempted to weasel his way back onto the boards makes me rue the state of humanity. That being said ...

I believe it's a complete disservice to this board when a major porn producer like Mike Jeff is banned because of alleged improprieties of political correctness. We're talking about a guy who got nailed with 20 cops around his house by Vice. Refused to cop a plea to obscenity. Backed up his words (and money) with actions. And finally (and proudly) copped to a misdeameanor for being a 'public nuisance).

We're not talking some idiot like Bryan Sullivan or that whole clan of jibberish spewing morons.

AdultDVDTalk should be a forum by which all opinions, legit or illegit depending on perceptions, can be shared, thought out, debated, and reconstructed. The mere fact a smut peddler like Mike Jeff cannot be allowed to voice his opinions is a travesty.

Now on to the original topic. Here's what a whore is and its relation to the adult business.

A whore is any girl who fucks for money.

I would say 90% of the girls in the industry hate what they do and fuck only for money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry hate getting assfucked but do it only for the money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry have serious issues such as but not limited to previous bouts with rape, incest, molestation, drug abuse, pimp boyfriends, etc.

Most have an IQ of room temperature. Most do not have automobiles. Most do not have bank accounts. Most do not and cannot acquire a credit card. Most squander all their porn earnings almost immediately. Most will end up penniless and return to the business because their job skills relegate them to a lifelong search for a drug dealing sugardaddy or public assistance. Most have complete lack of self-esteem. These are societal problems and cannot be blamed on an adult industry which neither cares or should care.

The fact that I could call a new porn girl a 'fucking whore' and, when I explain myself, they shower me with hugs as I tell them that they should suck as much dick as possible to get ahead tells you alot. Yes, I coach these girls too on how to be the best whore they can be. It's more of a longetivity and monetary issue as opposed to a derogatory one.

Here's an interesting story. I usually have whores running rampant around my abode. When a friend asks me how he can get blown by these whores, I tell them to go up next to them and pull out their peckers. It's the easiest way. Why? These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there's a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don't know what to do. It's instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.

Now tell me this. Do you think the girls in the industry love what they do? Nearly every scene ends in a facial. Can you really fathom how truly degrading this act really is? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck off 5 complete strangers and gulp down their ball snot and have to pretend they loved every minute of it? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck on a dick that's been pulled out of your own asshole which smells like complete shit? They do it for the money and that's what makes them whores.

Let me repeat: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM WHORES.

I think alot of you forget after watching so many DVDs exactly what the reality is. You fall into a trap of fantasy land thinking these girls love what they do. If there was no paycheck involved, the female talent pool would drop to nothing. They don't do it for the sheer love of it. They get drilled in the asshole, they take a mugfull of cum, they fuck complete strangers, because of one reason only. THEY ARE WHORES.

Get out of fantasyland and really think about it.

WW





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#209935 - 04/08/07 01:26 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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#209936 - 04/08/07 02:16 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Tricia Devereaux's reply:

Quote:


Shameless - I HAVE talked about that Anabolic comp title before. While I like the idea of a comp dedicated to my scenes, I DON'T like the title of it. If people took the term 'whore' to mean a very sexual person or something equating to that, I wouldn't have a problem with it. But unfortunately, the people who use the term the most DON'T mean it in the same way they would call a guy a stud. They mean it to be degrading, to say that the girl they are talking about is not worth anything else.



Well, for any porn producer/director out there who believes this, those GIRLS have made you a hell of a lot of money, and if for no other reason than that, you should treat them with respect.



I don't believe in trash talking to get attention. It's low, and it means that your product isn't worthy of attention on it's own. But I don't have to worry about that problem. I spend my time worrying about how to make my product even better, not trying to figure out new ways to degrade girls.





That's Tricia Deveraux, distributor of such titles as Belladonna's Butthole Whores, Vault Of Whores, Fame Is A Whore On Butt Row, My Girlfriend's Whore Friend, New Whores On The Block, New Whores On The Block 2, Trophy Whores and Trophy Whores 2.

Personally, I think she's on thin ice with this one....unless she's seriously claiming that the above named titles are in fact all about celebrating the unbridled sexuality of the girls depicted therein in a positive, life-affirming way?

C'mon, Tricia, fess up! 'To Whore Or Not To Whore?', that is the question...

(The above aside, it's nice to have you onboard by the way!)


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#209937 - 04/08/07 02:49 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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If Tricia is still saying those things, then she's on her own. However, opinions change, the market changes and we all change as we get older.

Her statements were made four years ago, when the market was a different place.

Jeff has absolutely stuck to his guns through the years, and deserves massive props for that for many different reasons. The guy fights for freedom of speech.

I'll cut Tricia some slack on this one, because I think her outlook today is probably different. Hopefully she'll tell us!
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#209938 - 04/08/07 04:09 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
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#209939 - 04/09/07 01:44 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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Under the heading of "Credit where Credit is Due"...

Hardware (Yeah, Him. I know, I know and I agree with most of the criticism, too) actually said something that made sense. In the "Are You Anti-American?" Thread, He wrote:

Quote:

If I was anti-American I wouldn't be living in the USA.

It seems to me that it is much easier to be anti-American if you've never been here, because it is hard for outsiders to grasp just how diverse the USA really is. Few things are so monolithic that you can't find an alternative. Don't like New York? Move to New Mexico. Hate Bush? Join the club. Hate Pelosi? Got a club for that, too.

Sure, the federal government can be pretty fucked up, but at least we get the opportunity to kick the movers and shakers' collective ass out every few years.




Say what you want about the man (and I say plenty) It's a Damn good answer to all of those Eurosocialists they've got over there.

Okay. Back to bashing their Faggy Threads.
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#209940 - 04/09/07 08:39 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Quote:

If Tricia is still saying those things, then she's on her own. However, opinions change, the market changes and we all change as we get older.

Her statements were made four years ago, when the market was a different place.






Some of us are leaders and start trends while others are three steps behind and just fallow. Tricia must enjoy eating my dust.
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#209941 - 04/09/07 01:59 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Tricia Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
Four years ago, I was figuring out how to balance being an ex-porn performer, current porn exec, wife, mom, etc. etc.

As a few of you have been kind enough to acknowledge, I've gone through a lot in the last 10 years.

As for the whole 'whore' thing... part of it is that society has changed. High school girls use whore and hooker as a casual term for a friend. It's all over the place. That being said, years ago, if I was emotionally where I am today, I probably would have reacted differently.

I still remember when David Lord wanted to call our movie 'Vault of Whores'. I thought 'dear God, I'm gonna get raked over this one. But it's a great title.

To this day, I still hate the porn directors and company owners who treat the girls with no respect. But a word is a word, and I've gotten over it.

Jeff - trust me, that's the ONLY time you're going to be able to truthfully say that.

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#209942 - 04/09/07 02:07 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Four years ago, I was figuring out how to balance being an ex-porn performer, current porn exec, wife, mom, etc. etc.

As a few of you have been kind enough to acknowledge, I've gone through a lot in the last 10 years.

As for the whole 'whore' thing... part of it is that society has changed. High school girls use whore and hooker as a casual term for a friend. It's all over the place. That being said, years ago, if I was emotionally where I am today, I probably would have reacted differently.

I still remember when David Lord wanted to call our movie 'Vault of Whores'. I thought 'dear God, I'm gonna get raked over this one. But it's a great title.

To this day, I still hate the porn directors and company owners who treat the girls with no respect. But a word is a word, and I've gotten over it.

Jeff - trust me, that's the ONLY time you're going to be able to truthfully say that.




Good response TD - but not to worry, nobody reads this site anyhow.
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#209943 - 04/09/07 04:57 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:


Wanker Wang's iconic reply:

Quote:

Mike Jeff is a good friend of mine but he's also one dumb asshole. The sinister level to which he attempted to weasel his way back onto the boards makes me rue the state of humanity. That being said ...

I believe it's a complete disservice to this board when a major porn producer like Mike Jeff is banned because of alleged improprieties of political correctness. We're talking about a guy who got nailed with 20 cops around his house by Vice. Refused to cop a plea to obscenity. Backed up his words (and money) with actions. And finally (and proudly) copped to a misdeameanor for being a 'public nuisance).

We're not talking some idiot like Bryan Sullivan or that whole clan of jibberish spewing morons.

AdultDVDTalk should be a forum by which all opinions, legit or illegit depending on perceptions, can be shared, thought out, debated, and reconstructed. The mere fact a smut peddler like Mike Jeff cannot be allowed to voice his opinions is a travesty.

Now on to the original topic. Here's what a whore is and its relation to the adult business.

A whore is any girl who fucks for money.

I would say 90% of the girls in the industry hate what they do and fuck only for money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry hate getting assfucked but do it only for the money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry have serious issues such as but not limited to previous bouts with rape, incest, molestation, drug abuse, pimp boyfriends, etc.

Most have an IQ of room temperature. Most do not have automobiles. Most do not have bank accounts. Most do not and cannot acquire a credit card. Most squander all their porn earnings almost immediately. Most will end up penniless and return to the business because their job skills relegate them to a lifelong search for a drug dealing sugardaddy or public assistance. Most have complete lack of self-esteem. These are societal problems and cannot be blamed on an adult industry which neither cares or should care.

The fact that I could call a new porn girl a 'fucking whore' and, when I explain myself, they shower me with hugs as I tell them that they should suck as much dick as possible to get ahead tells you alot. Yes, I coach these girls too on how to be the best whore they can be. It's more of a longetivity and monetary issue as opposed to a derogatory one.

Here's an interesting story. I usually have whores running rampant around my abode. When a friend asks me how he can get blown by these whores, I tell them to go up next to them and pull out their peckers. It's the easiest way. Why? These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there's a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don't know what to do. It's instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.

Now tell me this. Do you think the girls in the industry love what they do? Nearly every scene ends in a facial. Can you really fathom how truly degrading this act really is? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck off 5 complete strangers and gulp down their ball snot and have to pretend they loved every minute of it? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck on a dick that's been pulled out of your own asshole which smells like complete shit? They do it for the money and that's what makes them whores.

Let me repeat: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM WHORES.

I think alot of you forget after watching so many DVDs exactly what the reality is. You fall into a trap of fantasy land thinking these girls love what they do. If there was no paycheck involved, the female talent pool would drop to nothing. They don't do it for the sheer love of it. They get drilled in the asshole, they take a mugfull of cum, they fuck complete strangers, because of one reason only. THEY ARE WHORES.

Get out of fantasyland and really think about it.

WW





This thread is our version of the Cane Ridge Revival moment. Study it, and feel the power.




That's a great post for a variety of reasons.

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#209944 - 04/09/07 04:58 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:

Four years ago, I was figuring out how to balance being an ex-porn performer, current porn exec, wife, mom, etc. etc.

As a few of you have been kind enough to acknowledge, I've gone through a lot in the last 10 years.

As for the whole 'whore' thing... part of it is that society has changed. High school girls use whore and hooker as a casual term for a friend. It's all over the place. That being said, years ago, if I was emotionally where I am today, I probably would have reacted differently.

I still remember when David Lord wanted to call our movie 'Vault of Whores'. I thought 'dear God, I'm gonna get raked over this one. But it's a great title.

To this day, I still hate the porn directors and company owners who treat the girls with no respect. But a word is a word, and I've gotten over it.

Jeff - trust me, that's the ONLY time you're going to be able to truthfully say that.


Tricia is one of my favorite chicks in the industry. I love her and defend her to death. And I have never even seen a scene she was in.

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#209945 - 04/09/07 05:59 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there's a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don't know what to do. It's instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.





Priceless
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#209946 - 04/09/07 07:10 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Raousl- you beat me to it. Why are they taking notes on how girls give BJ's? Are they going to try them out next?




Nooo, silly boy! It's all about PRETENDING you're the guy who is getting his cock sucked. Didn't you know? Think "fanboy"!
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#209947 - 04/10/07 12:58 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
This Morning's Faggy Thread: Sons in Gay porn/Daughters in Staight Porn
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#209948 - 04/10/07 03:16 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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#209949 - 04/10/07 03:20 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Evening edition:

What Happens To The Cum Stained Furniture?


Unknown Pervert replies,""Sell it to fanboys on E-Bay. AC Cream would probably have his entire living room refurnished." oh fuck that was good.
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#209950 - 04/10/07 04:55 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Unknown Pervert replies,""Sell it to fanboys on E-Bay. AC Cream would probably have his entire living room refurnished." oh fuck that was good.



Wankus once tried to sell the KSEX sofa here, I guess payroll was a little short that week.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=news&Number=1272

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#209951 - 04/13/07 09:29 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:



Jeff - trust me, that's the ONLY time you're going to be able to truthfully say that.




Wrong again big time. You really are delusional aren't you! I could do this all day but for now I will only point out one more.

You are currently suing our friend in Canada that my company went after several years before you for bootlegging and not only that but you are using my attorney to do it. I dont care that you walk in my foot steps but at least acknowledge it.
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#209952 - 04/18/07 07:39 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York

I want the whores to have more pleasure
I think it's sad that so many movies nowadays seems to be about degrading the girls. Pushing them far beyond their limits, making them gag on cocks up untill they almost throws up, slapping the girl's faces etc.

(I don't like see men degrade girls, but girl girl domination can be kinda hot)

I would actually like to see the porn guys trying to pleasure the girls more. Like trying to rub and finger the pussy when fucking the ass, so that the girl gets more pleasure from it.

I also would like to see more guys eat the girl's pussy and ass more often.

Too me it's much more turning on when the girl looks like she loves to get fucked, rather than expressing severe pain with her face. I also love to watch female orgasm that I can believe is real. Rather than faked "assgasms"

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#209953 - 04/18/07 07:45 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
They must be shooting for this thread.

Porn Needs More Male on Mal sex
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#209954 - 04/18/07 08:36 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

They must be shooting for this thread.
Porn Needs More Male on Mal sex




And here I was pulling for beastiality. Tijuana is only, what, 3 hours south? Donkey shows anyone?
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#209955 - 04/19/07 01:40 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

They must be shooting for this thread.

Porn Needs More Male on Mal sex




Isn't the thread starter here XPT's old friend 'kate'?

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#209956 - 04/19/07 02:28 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:


And here I was pulling for beastiality. Tijuana is only, what, 3 hours south? Donkey shows anyone?




Ask and ye shall receive! Hot animal loving, anyone?
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#209957 - 04/19/07 06:56 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
the unknown pervert Offline
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I like how someone pulls the threadlocking card after Wheat's initial accurate impression of Sensi. It's okay to think of the San Diego Zoo as a potential escort service yet pointing out the obvious fucked in the headness of this merits the padlock of death.
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#209958 - 04/21/07 05:35 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
zenman Offline
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#209959 - 04/21/07 06:05 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Wow. It's like an ultra gay Borat. Shocking find, Zenman.
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#209960 - 04/21/07 06:18 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
People like that have been trying to get in here alot lately. Zen, can we build a wall?
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#209961 - 04/21/07 06:53 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

People like that have been trying to get in here alot lately. Zen, can we build a wall?




But the damn Mongolians will tear it down.

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#209962 - 04/21/07 11:27 PM Faggy AD of The Day at ADT
Danny DeVito Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/17/07
Posts: 30
Loc: Manalapan, New Jersey
Do they have to be so blatant about it?



Attachments
228818-AD.JPG (13 downloads)


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#209963 - 04/21/07 11:29 PM Re: Faggy AD of The Day at ADT
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

Do they have to be so blatant about it?






So, it's obvious you are Raoul Duke. Just admit it and let's end this charade.
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#209964 - 04/22/07 04:09 AM Re: Faggy AD of The Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
I was going to point that out as well. Don't fuckup this thread by accusing anyone that posts pictures of being Raul or you will end up getting banned.
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#209965 - 04/23/07 01:12 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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#209966 - 04/23/07 01:48 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
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#209967 - 04/23/07 05:25 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
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Ceara do you have a lot of clients over at AZT?
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#209968 - 04/23/07 05:40 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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#209970 - 05/05/07 02:36 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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This one is like the Seinfeld of AZT threads:

'Your process of watching a porn movie'

Seriously, wtf? Doesn't anyone just stick a DVD into the player, pull their cock out and whack off anymore? What's the world coming to when these people are analyzing their viewing technique?
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#209971 - 05/08/07 06:58 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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#209972 - 05/08/07 07:12 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
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Talk about paying way too much attention to details.




Its like they have a contest with this stuff. "I think I could only recognize 3 male pornstar dicks"
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#209973 - 05/08/07 07:31 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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I hope many of them are watching porn on plasma screens, and proffer their genitals up to the screen to compare them.

Should make a nice sizzling noise.
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#209974 - 05/08/07 07:35 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Tritone Offline
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My dick and Mr. Marcus's are very similar -- no joke.

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#209975 - 05/08/07 07:36 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
the unknown pervert Offline
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"I think I could only recognize 3 male pornstar dicks"




That's one better than me. Except for Lockwood and Manning I give the rest of them the benefit of the doubt.
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#209976 - 05/08/07 07:37 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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I often wonder if having such a forum is a good idea. It might be better if these kinds of people lived their lives believing they were the only ones who thought such ridiculous, inane thoughts.

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#209977 - 05/08/07 07:39 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Vizzle Offline
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My dick and Mr. Marcus's are very similar -- no joke.




What a coincidence, me too. Lemmie guess, it's got a head, a shaft, and a couple of balls, is that right?

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#209978 - 05/08/07 07:46 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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I'm not so sure which is faggier...the fact that they post that shit over there or the fact that you are all just a bunch of fanboi's for monitoring it.

Or maybe it's not faggotry but more like driving by a fatal car crash?

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#209979 - 05/08/07 08:09 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Quote:

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Talk about paying way too much attention to details.




Its like they have a contest with this stuff. "I think I could only recognize 3 male pornstar dicks"




I think they do it just to provide us with a Faggy Thread of the Day!

Bono-One thinks he's black, isn't that cute?

Quote:

My dick and Mr. Marcus's are very similar -- no joke.




And then there are the unfortunate souls who take it seriously, and bring that brand of faggotry here to XPT.

Quote:

Or maybe it's not faggotry but more like driving by a fatal car crash?




Definitely the latter. Car crashes kick ass, but trainwrecks are better.
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#209980 - 05/08/07 08:58 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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Quote:

"I think I could only recognize 3 male pornstar dicks"




Staring at men's cocks and recognizing them? That's really
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#209981 - 05/09/07 08:51 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Willie D Offline

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You don't know how much ADT Drew hates this thread. God love you all.

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#209982 - 05/13/07 04:59 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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#209983 - 05/16/07 01:09 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Macho Kiljoy Offline
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Loc: Austin, TX
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