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#209883 - 03/26/07 05:59 PM Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
Bornyo Offline
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Hilarious! Thats the first time I've seen that, and definitely the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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#209884 - 03/26/07 09:19 PM Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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I think it was shopped dude.
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#209885 - 03/26/07 09:36 PM Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

I think it was shopped dude.




More importantly, it was shopped for me!!

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#209886 - 03/27/07 10:59 AM Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
3SB Offline
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Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
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Quote:

Quote:

I think it was shopped dude.




More importantly, it was shopped for me!!



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#209887 - 03/27/07 12:23 PM Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
melpster Offline
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And it was most awesome indeed.

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#209888 - 03/29/07 11:12 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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#209889 - 03/29/07 11:22 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
zenman Offline
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Quote:

Christian Appreciation Thread




Six industry whores post in the same thread. Gee, what are the chances?
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#209890 - 03/31/07 10:22 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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Here's a Really faggy thread: Ever jacked off to gay porn?
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#209891 - 03/31/07 10:37 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
k1ng Offline
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that kind of shit is depressing
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#209892 - 03/31/07 11:56 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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When there are many other items in a thread more disturbing than finding oneself as being on Alex Panzer's side of a topic you have got a seriously warped thread. Just reading that gave me the shivering whim whams.
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#209893 - 04/01/07 03:03 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
zenman Offline
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#209894 - 04/01/07 03:09 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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I was trying so hard to come up with a response that wouldn't get instantly deleted by their mods. Took a while.
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#209895 - 04/01/07 03:40 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
ivorenginedriver Offline
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That thread is beyond faggy. It is hard to fathom its depths of pathetic abnormality, unless it was some sinister jest by an xpt'er to see what type of response would be forthcoming. It is a testament to the Romper Room atmosphere created and maintained by Steph, Drew, Hardware, et al. that fucktard threads like that avoid the abuse they so richly merit.

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#209896 - 04/01/07 04:40 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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Quote:

Can you imagine the avalanche of hatred and abuse if someone had posted this over here?




This is precisely the kind of thing I expect Jamesn to post either here, on Garden Web or some preemy blog. In fact, I demand it!
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#209897 - 04/01/07 05:29 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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#209898 - 04/01/07 09:38 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
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No, I actually like that one. To me, it's the kind of drama that ADT is capable of handling WITHOUT the thread turning into a sausage party. Although, Yani did get a little g-h-e-y towards the end with all the talk about lube.
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#209899 - 04/02/07 10:32 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
TMonty Offline
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Registered: 09/05/06
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I should have known better than to read the "Star Crossed" forum.

-> Click! <-

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#209900 - 04/02/07 10:40 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Well, at least "tritone" says he/she is going to join here and ask directly. Malice approve "tritone" quickly so we can toss him/her around a little. It's been a while since we got one in the deep end of the pool.

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#209901 - 04/02/07 10:43 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
TMonty Offline
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Quote:

Well, at least "tritone" says he/she is going to join here and ask directly. Malice approve "tritone" quickly so we can toss him/her around a little. It's been a while since we got one in the deep end of the pool.




[ADT lingo]

+1

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#209902 - 04/02/07 10:50 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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Quote:

Her refusal sends a subtle message: You can be my virtual fanboy, but I would never be associated with your kind of people publicly.




I love it when they get all worked up and take themselves so seriously.
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#209903 - 04/02/07 12:46 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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What is it with those guys and black cocks? I mean what's the big fucking deal? Do they really harbor this creepy escaped slave raping white wimmin fucking throwback fantasy?

I'm willing to bet these are the same jerks who pissed their shorts watching The Cosby Show, while quietly thanking God it wasn't set in their neighborhood.
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#209904 - 04/02/07 04:10 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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Naaahh, Conky. It somehow assuages their liberal guilt over slavery and Jim Crow, even though most of them don't even live in the South and probably had ancestors who fought for the Union. Think of it as an attempt to fulfil the "I have a dream" speech, on a massive scale:

Quote:

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.




Or something like that...
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#209905 - 04/02/07 04:35 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Tritone Offline
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Posts: 1958
Conky,

I am black and all of your theories about my motivations are wrong.

Like I said in the ADT thread, it is all about adding a level of beleivability to my fantasies. If I know a girl can dig black dudes like me ,it enhances my fantasies. Even if I am currently whacking to her doing a white guy.

Understand now?




Edited by tritone (04/02/07 04:36 PM)

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#209906 - 04/03/07 03:10 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

What is it with those guys and black cocks? I mean what's the big fucking deal? Do they really harbor this creepy escaped slave raping white wimmin fucking throwback fantasy?




Yes, and they also want reperations because their great-great-gramma was a nigress whore for da white man 160 years ago.

Tritone, you take it all too seriously. Even if she's fucking the BBC, what makes you think she digs it? This is why I like the BTS, because one day I'm hoping the whore is shown flipping out on her stuntdick, calling him whatever names she feels appropriate.

I'm betting most whores do it for the money, it's about the only thing some whores, like Tory Lane, have left to round out her career.

Of course, the ones who don't are racist.
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#209907 - 04/03/07 03:37 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Quote:

Conky,

I am black and all of your theories about my motivations are wrong.

Like I said in the ADT thread, it is all about adding a level of beleivability to my fantasies. If I know a girl can dig black dudes like me ,it enhances my fantasies. Even if I am currently whacking to her doing a white guy.

Understand now?




I was generalizing, Tritone. I've been in this business a long time, and I also know that the Big Black Cock thing is a huge fantasy for a lot of white guys.

Personally, I don't get it. I've never been color specific and I enjoy seeing black girls get it as much as white girls. The color of the cock really doesn't bother me provided it doesn't come with comedy catch phrases. My post was more a wail about the weirdness of ADT than your specific question.
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#209908 - 04/03/07 05:51 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Quote:


Tritone, you take it all too seriously. Even if she's fucking the BBC, what makes you think she digs it? This is why I like the BTS, because one day I'm hoping the whore is shown flipping out on her stuntdick, calling him whatever names she feels appropriate.





True, its almost always about the $$$$ and lots of good scenes are just good acting on the performs part. But even if the only way they would ever do a black guy is for money it still works for me because at least I know it is possible.


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#209909 - 04/03/07 09:23 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
[sarcasm]
Sure, if I were black with $1000-1200 to toss around at will, the first thing I'd be lookin' for is a random white bitch, let alone a herp-filled porn whore, to stuff my my sausage in.
[/sarcasm]
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#209910 - 04/03/07 10:57 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

[sarcasm]
Sure, if I were black with $1000-1200 to toss around at will, the first thing I'd be lookin' for is a random white bitch, let alone a herp-filled porn whore, to stuff my my sausage in.
[/sarcasm]





Fuck, you are dumb.
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#209911 - 04/04/07 07:24 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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Quote:


Sure, if I were black with $1000-1200 to toss around at will, the first thing I'd be lookin' for ...




Be honest ...

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#209912 - 04/04/07 10:03 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Yo Grizz, iz data Excalade?

Quote:

Fuck, you are dumb.




Good show chap, how'd you know? And you are?
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#209913 - 04/04/07 01:26 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Quote:

Fuck, you are dumb.




Good show chap, how'd you know? And you are?




A boring alt-id, Jack. One that says the same shit over and over again.
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#209914 - 04/04/07 01:28 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Boy, you're a sensitive bitch today aren't you Rowull?
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#209915 - 04/04/07 01:48 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
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#209916 - 04/05/07 09:12 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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Sorry to hijack this one back to its original theme, but there's a new one over at ADT all about chicks with big clits. It's actually worth following this link supplied to see the PornoTube clip. It's particularly
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#209917 - 04/05/07 09:17 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Sorry to hijack this one back to its original theme, but there's a new one over at ADT all about chicks with big clits. It's actually worth following this link supplied to see the PornoTube clip. It's particularly




That's no clit, that's a tiny dick.... fuckin' gross shit. Holy hermaphrodites Batman!!

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#209918 - 04/05/07 12:00 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
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#209919 - 04/05/07 12:02 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
GoatBoy Offline
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Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
ADT is like the dog on its last legs.Time to put it to sleep
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#209920 - 04/06/07 10:15 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Sorry to hijack this one back to its original theme, but there's a new one over at ADT all about chicks with big clits. It's actually worth following this link supplied to see the PornoTube clip. It's particularly




That's no clit, that's a tiny dick.... fuckin' gross shit. Holy hermaphrodites Batman!!






My neighbor heard me choking on the beef tips that I was having for dinner. This will teach me to never eat at the computer again. The monitor is ruined (bot not a total loss), after a Heimlich Manuever was performed, dinner became one with my flat screen.
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#209921 - 04/06/07 10:20 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
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#209922 - 04/06/07 10:24 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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I think you'll find he's one in the same fucking weirdo.

With all of 49 posts, do a search for him "within the past year". You'll be pleasantly freaked the fuck out.
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#209923 - 04/06/07 10:33 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
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No thanks, Jack. I just ate. No sense in both of us blowing out our monitors.
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#209924 - 04/07/07 04:51 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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Quote:



My neighbor heard me choking on the beef tips that I was having for dinner. This will teach me to never eat at the computer again. The monitor is ruined (bot not a total loss), after a Heimlich Manuever was performed, dinner became one with my flat screen.




Sorry, Jack. I had to share the horror. That's a big cock for a girl though. I can think of several male performers who'd like to meet her.
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#209925 - 04/07/07 11:03 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

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Blowjob techniques that annoy me

Quote:


ew ew ew i hate it when girls like curl their lips in and give a weird gum job things... so not sexy.

---DanaDeArmond



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#209926 - 04/07/07 01:06 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
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Loc: New York
Raousl- you beat me to it. Why are they taking notes on how girls give BJ's? Are they going to try them out next?
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#209927 - 04/07/07 01:20 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
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Could be. Although I suspect it's because most of them have never had one before. (KnowwhatImean? KnowwhatImean? Nudge, Nudge. Say no more, Squire?)
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#209928 - 04/07/07 09:53 PM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
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#209929 - 04/08/07 04:42 AM Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Have you ever gotten sick from watching porn?




I've gotten Ill from reading Gay-DT.
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#209930 - 04/08/07 09:16 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
the unknown pervert Offline
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#209931 - 04/08/07 09:31 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Thanks to The Unknown Pervert for posting another example of the disgusting faggotry that infests ADT.

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#209932 - 04/08/07 09:44 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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"Also after I fantasize about watching such a thing I simply want to hold the girl that has gotten off multiple times because of this activity in my arms and lightly kiss her on the cheek or lips with no sexual activity between us. Kind of like consoling her and congragulating her on a job well done."--"oldguy" at adt

yeah, nothin' like hugging and kissing some whore after she's been creamed on by a bunch of felons.
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