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#209783 - 01/29/07 11:05 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Kelly Wells Offline
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Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 23
From what I know, the professor is another closet porn fan who wanted to produce an indy film on the adult-oriented side, and he was willing to have me direct sex with him for the movie. He asked me about it a long time ago (late '04-early '05), but I had not already jumped into the idea of directing; just considerd it. For some reason or another, he never came up with the budget and never booked LA talent including myself like he claimed he would, and I did not hear from him for a while. Towards the end of '05 he started contacting me all over again and I basically did not answer or respond to his phone calls. I wasn't trying to ignore him, or anybody for that matter. I just got busy. You know, I was and always am on the whore grind like most fellow industry whores, and I don't return all phones calls anymore, since it is NOT necessary. In early '06 he left a message and he expressed concern for not having heard from me for a while (real creepy, eh?), and I told him: I got busy! I had received a few e-mails from him, and out of common courtesy, I responded to them. After the last time I heard from him, I decided that when I changed my contact information over (late '06) he would be one of few people listed in my phone that would NOT get my new number. Now you see why!

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#209784 - 01/29/07 01:50 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

I don't need my hand held.



Hey, I was just trying to be helpful. Ashley had a similar problem here a while back with some dude named David. You surely know how to reach her, and I doubt she'll charge you $300 an hour for advice.

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#209785 - 01/29/07 03:42 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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This whole fucking thread has Boryno's digits all over it. Tony, you don't have to cover for "Kelly" any more. We know who it is. What a coincidence that "Kelly" would happen upon a Bornyo thread and find the opportune moment to deny that she is Bornyo. I thought we were finished with Brandon style alt IDs.
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#209786 - 01/29/07 03:46 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
gia jordan Offline
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Trust me.

Kelly Wells is the one and only Kelly Wells. I was on the phone with her when she registered here.
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#209787 - 01/31/07 09:44 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I hope he was just tryng to be "funny".




Miss Wells. I seem to have a habit of pissing you off. LOL

As you are now likely aware, I was making reference to the fact that Bornyo "claimed" to be you on ADT to bother the film making Hoosier prof. The claim was obviously false, but humorous to me since I enjoy poking fun at the practice of Alt-Ids.

So, I used the overt exaggeration of Bornyo as "Kelly Wells" in a failed attempt at sarcasm.

Or so says ADT's "ex" RVitello.

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#209788 - 02/01/07 03:13 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Slobodan Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
This thread has potential: Male porn star measurments

LubeNLuv:
Quote:

My wife and I are having a debate about several popular male porn stars. She insists that some of these guys aren't more than 7" long but the camera sure as hell makes them look bigger.

On many modelling pages, the girls measurements are given. But for a lot of the guy modelling pages, their cock size is NOT given. Is there an index of sizes out there?





eatmorechicken:
Quote:

I am not sure of an index per se, but while searching on Pornstarbook yesterday - I clicked on a guy for the first time just to see what it said. I clicked on Peter North and it said his dick was around 8 and a half. Doesnt look that big as far as I can tell so I am not sure if the camera is supposed to make it look bigger or not.

EMC





Funny stuff!

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#209789 - 02/02/07 02:55 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Kelly Wells Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 23
Quote:

Quote:

I don't need my hand held.



Hey, I was just trying to be helpful. Ashley had a similar problem here a while back with some dude named David. You surely know how to reach her, and I doubt she'll charge you $300 an hour for advice.




You should mind your business when it comes to shit like that.

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#209790 - 02/02/07 02:59 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Kelly Wells Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 23
Quote:

Quote:

I hope he was just tryng to be "funny".




Miss Wells. I seem to have a habit of pissing you off. LOL

As you are now likely aware, I was making reference to the fact that Bornyo "claimed" to be you on ADT to bother the film making Hoosier prof. The claim was obviously false, but humorous to me since I enjoy poking fun at the practice of Alt-Ids.

So, I used the overt exaggeration of Bornyo as "Kelly Wells" in a failed attempt at sarcasm.

Or so says ADT's "ex" RVitello.






Yeah, you seem to have a habit of pissing people off. You should find a way to make a living at it since you are good for it.

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#209791 - 02/02/07 03:14 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Yeah, you seem to have a habit of pissing people off. You should find a way to make a living at it since you are good for it.





I assume, Ms. Wells, that once I find such an opportunity I can use you as a reference ...

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#209792 - 02/02/07 03:17 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
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The crazy whores are my favorite.
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#209793 - 02/02/07 08:36 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I don't need my hand held.



Hey, I was just trying to be helpful. Ashley had a similar problem here a while back with some dude named David. You surely know how to reach her, and I doubt she'll charge you $300 an hour for advice.




You should mind your business when it comes to shit like that.



You should develop a fucking sense of humor and keep excercising that sphincter so it doesn't go "Challenger" on you.

someday you might be big enough to see what i first wrote.


Edited by Willie D (02/04/07 10:27 PM)

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#209794 - 02/10/07 02:47 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
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God, it gets worse and worse. I've ignored the posting on ADT about 'Anal Leakage' in favor of this one, which is actually worse in terms of subject if not actual content.

I urge you to click on the movie link so you can enjoy Zupko's latest.
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#209795 - 02/10/07 02:59 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
MoronBoy Offline
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Quote:


I urge you to click on the movie link so you can enjoy Zupko's latest.




Rough sex- check
Blasphemy- check
Sick gimmick that destroys any strokability that may be contained with in- double check

Extreme looks to be up to their same old tricks again.
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#209796 - 02/10/07 04:24 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo


Whose the girl on the left?
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#209797 - 02/10/07 04:31 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
MoronBoy Offline
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According to this, it's Felony.
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#209798 - 02/10/07 04:38 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
loopnode Offline
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Quote:

According to this, it's Felony.




Wow, shows how lazy I am today. Thanks man.
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#209799 - 02/16/07 09:16 AM Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Yep, that's the title of this week's newest creepy thread at ADT.

Arnold starts off:
Quote:

Have you ever had such feelings of tenderness toward a particular pornstar that you couldn't get aroused at her scenes because you thought they were too exploitive, and you felt protective of her? I was like this with poor Keri Sable. I loved her. I hope she is ok. I feel a little bit like this with Sasha Grey...


BTW...wasn't "Arnold" the name "kate" was using over at ksex dot com???

After some discussion about which whores might be capable of love, +1s and similar nonsense, Threesomebody (yeah, her), finally summed this up properly:
Quote:

This is just fucked up.



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#209800 - 02/16/07 01:22 PM Re: Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
scrotencemalone posts on ADT:

"I know if I could only have sex with one person for the rest of my life it would be Vicki Richter. I don't love her though. You know why you can't love a porn star is b/c they aren't around for the bad times once you turn the DVD off. You know you love someone once you get through really bad times".

Wow. Seriously wow.

I've always thought it was easier to love someone if you'd actually met them, talked to them for some period of time, discovered similar interests, done the whole moonlit walk shit, you know the kind of thing. Maybe pushed the boat out and actually had sex with them.

Now, of course, I see the light. Had an epiphany. A moment of clarity. I just need to find the right whore to whack off to, but keep in mind that once I hit the remote, I'm on my own.

And people wonder why some of us hate on ADT?! You know what really scares me? This fucker can vote and has to live somewhere.
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#209801 - 02/16/07 02:06 PM Re: Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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the best part of it is that Vicki Richter is a tranny
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#209802 - 02/16/07 02:41 PM Re: Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

the best part of it is that Vicki Richter is a tranny




True love is blind. Wonder if he'll be there when Vicki's cock challenge contest comes to pass? Would he still want to spend the rest of his life fucking her if it turned out Kurt had a bigger johnson? I wonder.
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#209803 - 02/16/07 10:16 PM Re: Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

After some discussion about which whores might be capable of love, +1s and similar nonsense, Threesomebody (yeah, her), finally summed this up properly:
Quote:

This is just fucked up.







+1
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#209804 - 03/03/07 03:14 AM Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Those people are alone in the dark over there, debating which stuctcock does the best cumlicking. Jezuz Keryst, it's like Dan Rather breaking a huge scoop, and Sam Donaldson just ignoring it like an ostrich with its head in the sand.

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#209805 - 03/03/07 07:46 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Not to mention the corporate ignorance over the Lackwood attack.

The thread I started.

The enormously ghey response from douchebag of the month Hardware:
Quote:

I don't see what this has to do with porn, besides the guys in whatever this incident is being in the biz. Rather than move it to another forum, where I doubt it would be any more appreciated by the mods than it is here, I'm locking it.



You don't see what it has to do with porn...other than a porn blogger being attacked by a porn roid-dick? Stoooopid jerk-wad.

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#209806 - 03/03/07 08:01 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
They are fucking idiots over there. As has been said- its shiney happy porno land.

I say a good strategy is try to confuse them.

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#209807 - 03/03/07 08:04 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Sorry. I was sleeping for Willie's original thread. Most irresponsible of me. I'm on it.
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#209808 - 03/04/07 12:23 AM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

The enormously ghey response from douchebag of the month Hardware:
Quote:

I don't see what this has to do with porn, besides the guys in whatever this incident is being in the biz. Rather than move it to another forum, where I doubt it would be any more appreciated by the mods than it is here, I'm locking it.



You don't see what it has to do with porn...other than a porn blogger being attacked by a porn roid-dick? Stoooopid jerk-wad.




ADTer Von Swine hits Hardware in another forum:
Quote:

I'd be thrilled if you knew how to moderate w/out the delete button. Hardware, you need to ask yourself who controls the porn pool, and do those that control it do it fairly? I think you're a total commie. lates, Von S.



Von Swine's reward for this is a subsequent deletion of posts.

As for The Thread Borneyo Started, only three responses as of 3:19 EDT despite the amount of info I added (including Gram's version of events and video links.) Guess I should add Jimmy D's take next and bump it up.
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#209809 - 03/04/07 07:04 AM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Swine needs to learn to sign his ADT posts "Sincerely, Dana DeArmond" to avoid deletion.

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#209810 - 03/04/07 07:20 AM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Naahh, they've deleted her too, and locked down her threads. During her fight with Jezebel Bond. Swine's problem is he doesn't use his head. In order to break the rules, first you have to know the rules.

As for the Lackwood thread, it's starting to get a reaction, and people are mocking him in other threads as well.
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#209811 - 03/04/07 07:33 AM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
She wasn't deleted or deactivated. I think she cried and left when her baby pictures weren't properly appreciated. Perhaps she should post them here.

Is it possible to know the rules there? I've been there a few years and have yet to figure them out. (Perhaps that's entirely for a lack of trying.)

But back to the faggy thread...

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#209812 - 03/04/07 07:58 AM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

She wasn't deleted or deactivated. I think she cried and left when her baby pictures weren't properly appreciated. Perhaps she should post them here.

Is it possible to know the rules there? I've been there a few years and have yet to figure them out. (Perhaps that's entirely for a lack of trying.)

But back to the faggy thread...




3sb, do you have a link to the Hillary Scott thread that Drew mentions. I love porn board drama!
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#209813 - 03/04/07 08:37 AM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

She wasn't deleted or deactivated. I think she cried and left when her baby pictures weren't properly appreciated. Perhaps she should post them here.

Is it possible to know the rules there? I've been there a few years and have yet to figure them out. (Perhaps that's entirely for a lack of trying.)

But back to the faggy thread...




No, I never thought she was deactivated. But the Dana/JB thread was locked, IIRC.

I do remember her crying about the baby pics. And starting a whiney thread called "Stop Talking About Me." Pathetic.

As for the rules, I was being more metaphorical than literal. Kind of a "Use the Force" thing. Swine tries these head-on attacks where subtlety would better suit him. And his "Communism" thread attacking the mods isn't going to endear him to Drew & Steph.

But I like Swine. There is much anger in him. I think he'd be a lot happier here than at ADT, where he can vent his spleen to his, and our, delight.
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#209814 - 03/04/07 09:12 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Loc: cleanup
Okay. I've spent the last 24 hours beating Lackwood into their heads over at ADT. It seems to be sinking in. Here's the Link. I'm going to bed.
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#209815 - 03/04/07 09:17 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there
Quote:

I'm going to bed.




Hopefully you won't wake up.
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#209816 - 03/05/07 06:15 AM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Love you too, Biff.
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#209817 - 03/05/07 02:28 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
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EWWW, this one's pretty icky.

From now on, if I hear anyone bummed out, depressed, and complaining about how they think there a generally fucked up individual, I shall point them towards some of the more ummm,... out there ADT threads.
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#209818 - 03/05/07 04:41 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
If you think that one's bad, Moronboy, try This One.
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#209819 - 03/05/07 04:55 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

If you think that one's bad, Moronboy, try This One.


RandomPrecision
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 11:48:25 PM
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I still wouldn't expect honest answers to this question from well-known posters. They have a posting history and therefore, a reputation (or sorts) to uphold. Add to that the fact that some of them no doubt have spouses who read the board. The only way you're even gonna come close to all honest answers is if you have some way of doing the poll completely anonymously. And even then, some people are so homophobic they wouldn't even be honest with themselves enough to post a totally anonymous response.

Myself? I have tried it...a few times. It wasn't bad, actually (better than no sex, which is what I got from the females at the time when I was experimental). I think most people probably have an experimental stage. Or, at least, a stage in which they're tempted to experiment.

At any rate, I found that the sex is sex and if you can get past the fact that the partner is a dude (or a chick if you're female), you can actually have fun. The sex was actually fun. I didn't find myself physically attracted to the guys, however and felt no emotional attachment to them at all. To me, it was just sex.

So I call myself straight because when I think about sex, I don't think about guys. When I go out, I'm not looking at other men's asses. I'm checking out women. My fantasies are about women. People can call me whatever they like (well, those who know). I don't care. I'm certainly not going to advertise that I've done it to, say, my mother or father or whatever but it's not all that shameful. Just fooling around. I don't see any reason why messing around should define a person's sexuality unless they want it to.

Edited by - randomprecision on 3/4/2007 11:52:55 PM


at least when he posts as "randomprecision", kurt leaves off the capslock (j/k)
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#209820 - 03/07/07 02:43 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
Conky Offline
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Now the ADT "reviewers" are suggesting they be hired to direct porn movies!

Outstanding. So we'll get films of food courts (AC Cream), men being castrated (Steph) and I hate to think what the likes of Boner-one would come up with.

I say good luck to them all. They're great people.
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#209821 - 03/07/07 04:02 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
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Quote:

girth peso
Member
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 12:11:56 PM
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i'm taking Film History classes, and we are learning about the French New WAve scene were a bunch of film critics who wrote and studied American Film, set a movement where they changed the whole style and eventually inspired American directors, like Scorcese and Tarantino.

I was wondering why don't Porn companies start searching for the New Talent in the AdultDVdTalk, especially guys who know there shit, and know what a lot of us porn consumers want.





This is all Sasha Grey's fault...
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#209822 - 03/09/07 01:23 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
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Here's one that's been around for a few years: She-male porn Yay or Nay ...honestly?
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#209823 - 03/09/07 11:16 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

But I like Swine. There is much anger in him. I think he'd be a lot happier here than at ADT, where he can vent his spleen to his, and our, delight.




And I'm sure he's got many great tales that could be told, of course, no name-bombing.
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#209824 - 03/09/07 11:26 PM Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
did you get banned over there? you were/are ericsomething, correct?
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#209825 - 03/13/07 01:56 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Random Offline
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Not a thread, but easily the faggiest thing I've read in some time, and it's courtesy of everyone's favorite goober, bono-ONE:

Quote:

Cream always rises to the top and Hillary's been making plenty of cream rise to the tops of several of the best dicks in porn for a couple years now and she shows no signs of slowing down!!!




Fucking yikes, right? Here's the thread it's from.
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#209826 - 03/13/07 02:50 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
anthropophobiac Offline
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Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 173
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Kneel down you sinners and pray to ADT's german goddess Annette Schwarz because she snorts cum and loves to eat piss soaked cake! And she thinks that french fries with cum and glasses of warm piss should be served at restaurants...

clicketypuke...

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#209827 - 03/14/07 02:01 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Kneel down you sinners and pray to ADT's german goddess Annette Schwarz because she snorts cum and loves to eat piss soaked cake! And she thinks that french fries with cum and glasses of warm piss should be served at restaurants...

clicketypuke...

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And leave it up to Brandon "The Dwarf" Irons to gay that thread up even more.
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#209828 - 03/14/07 07:24 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i love that there are 2 pages of reply for a thread titled

" Porn Actress Racially Bias Working Decission"

you pretty much know by that abortion of a sentence the OP's an idiot and it's going to be a near-verbatim rehash of the same IR thread that pops up every two weeks.

"adt-making black people seem stupid and bent on having sex with your 19-year old runaway daughter since 2001."
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#209829 - 03/14/07 07:56 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
There's an element over there that absolutely, positively will not rest until every porn girl has fucked a negro.

As an aside I went over there and searched Houston Don's posts. I didn't find a smoking gun, but I did find some creepy threads to bump. In some of the old threads Steph seems to actually like some of the board members.

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#209830 - 03/14/07 12:30 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
At first I thought that the OP was yet another one of those faggy Eurosocialists that run rampant over there, which would explain the abortion of a sentence. Then I read the rest of his posts and thought better of it. His English, while attrocious, is too good for that, although it's only slightly better than El Glorioso.

Let's see what they make of this post.
Quote:

I don't want to have sex with Black Women.

Period.

I don't find them attractive. Nor, for the same reason, do I watch Black Porn.

I have many Black friends, including my partner on the job, and an older lady I refer to as my "Aunt Janet."

I support civil rights.

I've even done a voting registration drive in the heart of the New York City Projects.

But I won't Fuck 'em.

Does that make me a racist?

Hardly, although I'm sure there's some of you who will disagree, and try to make me out to be the bastard offspring of Strom Thurmond. Those are the real haters. Too wrapped up in their own uptight bullshit to see things for what they are.


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#209831 - 03/14/07 12:54 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Here's what they do when they're not busy bloviating.
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#209832 - 03/14/07 01:53 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

There's an element over there that absolutely, positively will not rest until every porn girl has fucked a negro.




Presumably whilst shitting someone else's DNA into another whore's gaping mouth, if I know those ADTers.

But it is amusing reading the 'reasons' and logic some girls give for their apparent racism. Might be worth starting a Top 10 list.
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