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#209985 - 05/16/07 02:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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The avatar is a dog. Who else around here uses a dog in their avatar? ::sarcasticscratchingchinbanana::
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#209987 - 05/18/07 09:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Don't call me a whore!
I don't read adt much, but when I have and see fundo's posts he/she has to be a troll. Good job to who ever it is.
Someone needs to go up in there and link back to the original "whore thread" from 2003, that will light Mr. Fundo up something fierce.
...sharing their sexuality with us...har motherfucking har! 
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#209992 - 05/27/07 07:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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#209993 - 05/28/07 09:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Hey, why not freeze your cum? Makes a cool tasty snack for those hot summer days. 
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#209995 - 05/28/07 12:34 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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With all the ADT bashing I realized today that I have never been to the site. Now I can see why. I couldn't even get past the 'forum etiquette' without stopping to heave my lunch. Some bullshit about fellow posters being our neighbors, no inflammatory remarks, always wear clean underwear, etc...
To any of the XPT posters who are active on ADT I have one question: How the fuck do you have fun posting there with such strict guidelines?
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#209996 - 05/28/07 12:41 PM
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Except as "Taryn Thomas Fan", I've never posted over there, either. I guess some folks have found a more subtle way of fucking with them. Or else are extremely tolerant of faggotry. Personally, I prefer Hand Grenades to subtlety. They're fun to fuck with. Or to leave to their own devices and watch the shit they come up with.
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#209997 - 05/28/07 04:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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You just have to know your audience, or your reviewers(moderators, whatever you want to call them). You can pretty much get away with bloody murder in the WN&N forum the rest requires a little camoflage but if you possess enough options in your vocabulary you can still get your point across. I find that phrasing your insults in the form of a question rather than a direct statement helps them go down easier. Another tactic is to imply rather than accuse (i.e. state that I would rather piss on an electric fence then swallow my own cum instead of saying you people that like to swallow your own cum are fucked in the head). You can still smack people you disagree with's heads into the wall you just have to give the appearance of or make some kind of effort to throw a couple of pillows over by the wall first. I have over 4000 posts there probably at least 2000 of which are critical of somebody or something and have never received an e-mail from any moderator, Steph, or Drew so it can be done. Admittedly I post more in the non-porn forums than the porn ones and my beefs have been more with the IR crusadors like Shotgun Styles and Fundo and the pompous Euroweenies like Xenomorgue and John Thomas rather than with performers themselves.
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#209998 - 05/28/07 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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You can still smack people you disagree with's heads into the wall you just have to give the appearance of or make some kind of effort to throw a couple of pillows over by the wall first.
I kind of thought that's what I did for a while, but it too got me banned. Then again, I only threw one pillow at most.
Maybe it was the vulgarity?
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#209999 - 05/29/07 03:29 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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I've been posting over there for well over 2 years now.....and am responsible for some of the biggest bullshit posts to ever happen. Some were so big as to create entire threads over HERE as well. In fact, one of my favorite games is to create some huge ruckus over there just to see if you morons catch it over here. Great fun.
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#210001 - 05/29/07 03:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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links please? Quote:
I've been posting over there for well over 2 years now.....and am responsible for some of the biggest bullshit posts to ever happen. Some were so big as to create entire threads over HERE as well. In fact, one of my favorite games is to create some huge ruckus over there just to see if you morons catch it over here. Great fun.
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#210003 - 05/29/07 05:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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In fact, one of my favorite games is to create some huge ruckus over there just to see if you morons catch it over here. Great fun.
And we're morons?
If you're creating mayhem over there, cool. But remember, your initially dumb post will attract ADT posters like flies to shit. And that's why they end up in this thread.
Conky's right, if you logic is that you're cool because you love ADT, and you shit the place up with bad threads, doesn't that pretty much make you the moron? But by all means, please continue to drop your turd bombs there, I'll make sure Drew knows you're doing it intentionally, now that I have his phone number.
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#210004 - 05/29/07 07:30 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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LOL, like you can pick my turds outta the toilet over there. Mines got as much corn in it as the next guys does.
What's funny is you sanctimonious cunt hairs thinking you can actually pick the real ones from the fakery.
I'll give ya a hint tho.....a good scam post is something that sounds legit. Freezing cum and force-feeding it to your gf isn't one of them. Someone else in this post pointed out that the best scams are the ones that almost sound like compliments when, in fact, they are insults. I like to call them Complisults. Kinda like walking up to a guy in the office and saying "Great haircut, you do that with a Flobee?"
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#210005 - 05/29/07 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm really lazy. can the crypticshit. links. please. just some fucking links so i can read them. recall. and laugh.
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#210006 - 05/29/07 07:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What's funny is you sanctimonious cunt hairs thinking you can actually pick the real ones from the fakery.
Who cares whether it's you or some other douchebag shitting up that palce? Either you turn ADT into a chat about disgusting sexual habits, or someone else does, who's the winner: XPT.
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#210013 - 06/17/07 08:17 PM
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If it was me, I'd have said so. I do have one waiting for a slow day, though.
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#210015 - 06/17/07 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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#210016 - 06/18/07 01:50 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Gotta be somebody from here. Gotta be. 
Gee, ya think?
Sir, I wish I had your faith in humanity, but I wouldn't raise an eyebrow if this post was 100% genuine ADT. 
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#210018 - 06/19/07 05:17 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Porn Pool - What to look for in a Man thread....
Rock on SF, rock on.
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#210020 - 06/19/07 08:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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SisterFister fucking rulz.
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#210021 - 06/19/07 09:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Has anyone ever managed to get banned from XPT before getting banned from ADT? I'm curious if I will be watching history later today.
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#210023 - 06/19/07 09:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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It troubles me that SisterFister's rocking hardness is misconstrued by so many posters on so many boards. Obviously no one rocks as hard as SisterFister. 
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#210025 - 06/19/07 09:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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That's because nobody has as many rocks in their head as Sister Fister. His only value is that of court jester. If his posts improved in the range of anywhere from marginally to significantly he would be completely worthless.
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#210027 - 06/19/07 09:23 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
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lol true true i think its hysterical how he is now posting his god awful lyrics in his posts i want to actually hear some of the songs he has if any...lol oh i am guessing he will get banned before the day is through
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#210028 - 06/19/07 09:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Has anyone ever managed to get banned from XPT before getting banned from ADT?...
kate/arthur. 
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#210031 - 06/19/07 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Another post by the same newbie: "Hey Brandon, you're the man! I'll say it again: YOU are the MAN! I've just read some threads over at that piece of shit board xxxporntalk. You really stood your ground there! I just gotta respect a man who doesn't flinch in the face of his adversaries. They tried to gangrape you but you just kept coming back again and again. You just KILLED them with a superior sense of humor. And please keep on posting pictures of your "feats" there. Show them what they'll never have... and what you get on a daily basis!" Source Who here is playing with those poor ADT folks?? 
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#210032 - 06/20/07 12:32 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/01/07
Posts: 14
Loc: In touch with myself!
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Lord Baby Jesus please give me strength.
You've got a problem with that, asshole?
Face it, jerk, some people are in touch with themselves and some aren't! Some people are able to handle ALL aspects of their sexuality like grownups, some aren't! Some people, like the folks on Adultdvdtalk, are able to discuss about sexuality and pornography in a civil and understanding manner, some aren't, like a lot of the losers around here!
Jerk-off!
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#210033 - 06/20/07 12:37 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/01/07
Posts: 14
Loc: In touch with myself!
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Another post by the same newbie:
"Hey Brandon, you're the man! I'll say it again: YOU are the MAN! I've just read some threads over at that piece of shit board xxxporntalk. You really stood your ground there! I just gotta respect a man who doesn't flinch in the face of his adversaries. They tried to gangrape you but you just kept coming back again and again. You just KILLED them with a superior sense of humor. And please keep on posting pictures of your "feats" there. Show them what they'll never have... and what you get on a daily basis!"
Source
Who here is playing with those poor ADT folks??
Brandon Iron rules! Face the music, motherfuckers! He gets the hottest girls, day after day! All you'll ever get is your greasy cum-crusted hand, dumbass!
Jerk-off (another one)!
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