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#210086 - 06/28/07 08:23 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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meh, more ADT and your momma jokes. I thought maxie had more game. All his facts are wrong and his insults lame.
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#210087 - 06/28/07 08:51 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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meh, more ADT and your momma jokes. I thought maxie had more game. All his facts are wrong and his insults lame.
Hey, that rhymes like a limerick!
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#210089 - 06/28/07 10:05 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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And you, dumbass, said I started a new thread. Once again wrong.
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#210092 - 06/29/07 10:11 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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if we take x=posting at adt and y=being a fanboy and x=y then i must be a total faggot and too much of a pussy to ever amount to anything as a poster on xpt. More posts than Bornyo. are we really going to put the pornboard posted=determinant of fanboy faggotry theorem alongside du=δq-δw and shit and call it a day?
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#210094 - 07/13/07 11:40 AM
Re: Faggy Move of The Day at ADT
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Since we seem to have become a mere province of ADT...
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Edited by Jim B. (07/13/07 11:42 AM)
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#210095 - 07/13/07 12:38 PM
Re: Faggy Move of The Day at ADT
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Since we seem to have become a mere province of ADT...
Free Willie (D.)!
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#210096 - 07/20/07 08:50 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Wow. Copied from Luke. http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=104077/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/104077.htmSubject: My Mom Craves Black Cock? Quote:
From personal experienced I can tell you for true. Once they get going with the big black dick they don't not want nothing else up in them mostly. It like they been unlocked to the world of super-come.
Unless you hung like a Nacho or Rocco type no way can you satisfy they lustings once they taste that swaying dark meats.
I learn this up the hard way in hi schooling when my best friend Stretch who was and still is a black took my girl from off of me and gave her many nights of long strokings. I try to get back into her good sides but she just look at me and laughs and say that Stretch teach her about reel manhood with his size and all.
So if Mom is craving that black cock just live with it and let her enjoy herselfs.
And rembers that their someone out there for everyone and until you finds her you can just double or triple up on your pornoings and the like.
---- I am a raincoats. One day I gonna direct a hole mess of great pornoing films and get that helping of fame and moneys I deserving for.
Wow. I think I have a sig now.
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#210097 - 07/20/07 09:17 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Tritone has an alt at ADT? Go figure.
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#210100 - 07/21/07 08:07 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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Tritone has an alt at ADT? Go figure.
Nah...tritone's a dipshit, but he's literate. And that has to be a fake account and post.
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#210101 - 08/08/07 08:09 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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It's been over 2 weeks since we had one.I don't care how facetious the original poster meant to be really, or even how "funny" it's supposed to be. Actually, that obnoxious yid fanboi ArinsystematicX posted somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 times (out of 26 replies) kissing Jenna's ass, and enlightening the rest of the list "how much love she's in" (with beau Jules Jordan), as though he were some kind of industry insider. That's far faggier than the thread itself.
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#210102 - 08/08/07 10:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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It's been over 2 weeks since we had one.
I don't care how facetious the original poster meant to be really, or even how "funny" it's supposed to be.
Actually, that obnoxious yid fanboi ArinsystematicX posted somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 times (out of 26 replies) kissing Jenna's ass, and enlightening the rest of the list "how much love she's in" (with beau Jules Jordan), as though he were some kind of industry insider. That's far faggier than the thread itself.
Quote Noahpud, "I have a blackbelt in lame."
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#210103 - 08/08/07 10:26 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Where was Darth deriding Jules in that thread with "short" jokes? Darth, you missed a great opportunity.
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#210106 - 08/09/07 05:05 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#210109 - 08/14/07 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Please do, this would make my day,...week,...month possibly.
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#210111 - 08/14/07 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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You're account doesn't accept PM's. But I still wanna see what replies you get from this overzealous fanfag.
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#210114 - 08/22/07 09:15 AM
Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
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#210115 - 08/22/07 08:54 PM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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You forgot Squirt007, Squirt Shitter, Waterman, Wet007, and SquirtJet. He's had more alter egos than Mick Foley.
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#210120 - 08/23/07 11:22 AM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I just got it to work, but here is the text anyway, classic Applesaucer. They should unlock the thread and watch him melt down. Quote:
It seems like lately, a lot of watersports videos only show men fucking women a lot until women ejaculate their pussy juices .....so I was wondering, what ever happened to the ideal of equality in porn? Are you telling me that only men can cause women to have a wet squirting climax? I do believe todays adult videos should have more wet lesbian fetish included. Studios such as EA and JM are trying unsuccessfully to show the squirting genre, simply because they refuse to make the lesbian sex realistic. Heres my opinion of both video series..
1) JM: Lesbian Bukkake and 2) EA: Squirtwoman
While both videos have a lot of females squirting and squirting and squirting, they also have a lot of hypocracy and double standards when it comes to the lesbian fetishes that many porn fans desire to see but never get to
Lesbian Bukkake desperate tries too hard to show a bunch of untalented, unattractive women squating over some girl and the girls take forever to masturbate and shoot something that looks like water out of their pussys onto the face and body of another girl....while the cameras are flashing, and the totally disorganized poorly scripted movie just plays on and on...oh my god, what a total disgrace....then you have the Elegant Angel squirtwoman videos...thats even worst, theres NO LESBIAN WATERSPORTS/ LESBIAN SEX at all...just a bunch of big dick dumb ass men fucking women as always and the girls end up squirting on their best girl-friends your telling me all this is supposed to convince me ...theres a real interest in hardcore all-girl watersports action??? Bullshit !!
The other day , I was browsing the Evil Angel / Evil Empire website and I found one of Belladonnas movies....called Fetish Fanatic 5, theres one specific scene in it with Flower Tucci and Angela Stone and oh my god...that part just blew me away!! ( in a good way ) There were NO MEN AROUND, no annoying Belladonna telling the girls what to do...NO CAMERAS FLASHING ...just 2 women sitting over a bathroom toilet...getting into really nasty pussy squirting , pussy dildo action..too bad the girls werent fisting each other, sucking pussys harder or strap-on fucking each other with nice colorful dildos...but the girls did squirt and spray their vaginal fluids all over each other over and over again...Unlike Lesbian Bukkake, there was no screaming, no obnoxious group of untalented , ugly fat lazy women pretending to have lesbian sex..just two very professional good looking skinny white girls all tanned, in the privacy of a bathroom toilet...getting into some decent lesbian pussy play....now thats the kinda stuff more studios like Elegant Angel, JM Productions, Vivid, Coast To Coast, Belladonna productions, Wicked, Filmco, Pleasure , New Sensations and so on should be making in the future....simple honest hardcore lesbian watersports porn thats filled with strap-on toys, lots of anal beads, funnels for collecting pussy squirt juices or piss and definitely NO MEN, NO UNTALENTED UGLY AMATEUR WOMEN , NO LONG STORYLINES, NO FAKE LESBIAN SEX ...just something as simple and honest as Belladonnas"Fetish Fanatic 5 CD 2" . Oh how I wish director Bruce Sevens was alive again...he would of made lesbian porno right..just look at the success of the lesbian buttwomen series, buttslammers, where the girls sweat videos ....Something has to change, we need to revolutionize lesbian porn again...for both straight men and lesbian women that really watching all-girl porn....make it rough, make it hardcore, make it believable and please cut out all that unneccessary bullshit like cameras flashing, guys talking in the videos, guys even in being in the videos ....How I long for yesturday back when there were no dry seasons in porn.
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#210122 - 08/23/07 06:35 PM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I think they dumped the thread. This just links back to the main board now.
Every link I've clicked to ADT recently has done it. I think they finally got wise.
yeah, same for me. I have to copy/paste the link into my browser after the enter/exit page to get to the specific thread.
Not sure if it will help, but loose all the excess garbage behind the "topicid" directory in the URL. That should solve the problem, unless it's a specific post you seek.
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#210123 - 08/29/07 11:38 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#210125 - 08/30/07 11:19 AM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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BigMatt's sexual proclivities are apparent to everyone but himself.
URL edited. You need to trim everything past the "topic_id=(number)" portion to make the link valid.
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#210127 - 09/19/07 08:07 AM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Trying to determine the most idiotic post in this thread would be a sure way to throw one of my brain's rods through the short block of my skull. to the power of infinity.
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#210128 - 09/19/07 12:07 PM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Here's one for Tritone ... Has a whore ever done inter-species and NOT inter-racial??
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#210129 - 09/19/07 12:22 PM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Anonymous
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I'm sure some Russian chick fucked a Polar Bear at some point.
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#210130 - 09/19/07 03:34 PM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Trying to determine the most idiotic post in this thread would be a sure way to throw one of my brain's rods through the short block of my skull. to the power of infinity.
That thread has Alex Panzer written all over it...but he says he's busy with work and school these days.
BTW, someone needs to register as "Catherine the Great" and post in that thread.
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#210131 - 09/22/07 06:45 PM
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Here's one for Tritone ...
Has a whore ever done inter-species and NOT inter-racial??
Dunno. But it wouldn't surprise me if such a girl did exist.
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#210133 - 10/05/07 09:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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