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I tried to come up with a reply for it for fifteen minutes and all I ended up doing was stare slackjawed at my monitor.




I feel your pain. How does one reply to this?

"No fucking asshole here could ever in a million uyears hook up with Sunny, so leave her for me. I will bang ger"

Is a "uyear" like a dog year ?

My favorite is "bang ger". HA! granite!