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#210385 - 03/17/09 12:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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^^^That sounds like ben.
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#210386 - 03/17/09 01:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Why on earth would you want to take up with somebody who takes felon loads on their face every day...
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#210388 - 03/17/09 02:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Attending Taryn Thomas' Wood-Be ADT Blow Bang?
Seriously, imagine this guy trying to get wood in front of a bunch of other overweight men, waiting in line to unload his cinder blocks into that fat hooker. 0.00% chance.
THIS GUY...
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#210390 - 03/19/09 08:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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None of those fucking chatches on there having fucking girlfriends, Croc. We both know that....
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#210395 - 04/15/09 01:59 PM
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#210396 - 04/15/09 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What thread is that from Mark?
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#210399 - 04/18/09 04:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Not exactly Faggy but pretty lame.If you are going to delete links to pirated content just do it. No need to make a thread about how you are going to do it. Even less of a need to agonize over the exact semantics and wording. This whole thread sounds like it was written by Graham Chapman and John Cleese.
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#210401 - 04/23/09 04:17 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/23/09
Posts: 170
Loc: La La Land
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Not exactly Faggy but pretty lame.
If you are going to delete links to pirated content just do it. No need to make a thread about how you are going to do it. Even less of a need to agonize over the exact semantics and wording. This whole thread sounds like it was written by Graham Chapman and John Cleese.
Piracy is a very big problem with porn and threatens the industry that we love's very existence. I don't see anything wrong with being vocal about fighting against it.
Edited by Charlie Z. (04/23/09 04:17 AM)
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#210403 - 04/24/09 07:23 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Why compare Pumper with Jay-Z!?!?!? One is a pornstud who dabbles with hip-hop and the other is a professional rapper! Who are you to comment on the lyrics in such a pseudo-academic fashion? Professor of Hip-Hop Literary Theory at Harvard????!!!
No I think not. Could Jay-Z nail the living sh*t out of half a dozen 18 year old blonde Eurobabes on camara like I just saw Pumper do last night in one his recent flicks!? I doubt it!
Like someone else has remarked on this thread, Pumper is one of the finest at what he does in the Jizz Bizz...raw, nasty anal sex in a gonzo format with some of the hottest new big-butt freaky porn chicks! His rapping is thrown in just to add something new and different. I'm sure he's not pretending to be some kind of visionary poet or 'serious' rapper. Chuck D can sleep safely in his bed! Even as someone who is not a huge rap fan I can see that Pumper is not a million miles away from many a so-called 'gangsta' rapper who expound the virtues of 'hoes and guns' and I would say he is way better looking and has alot more charm and style.
My girlfriend is much younger than me (24) and is a huge fan of hip hop/R'n'B/Gangsta Rap music and adores Pumper mainly as a well-built highly confident 'superstud' performer but also really loves his rapping and music videos. She says if there is one guy who can be justifiably arrogant about 'fucking lots of bitches' it's him as that is his main job and he's got a couple of thousand scenes in the Porn archives to prove it! My girl is also big porn fan and Pumper is the guy she really gets turned on watching, even when he rapping! (her other fave studs are Justin Slayer and Ice Cold who also look like rappers to her!). Her girlfriends all love Pumper's flicks too mainly because of his sexy persona/looks and big dick but also his rapping.
I respect the guy coz he produces, directs and performs in some of the nastiest, most unPC, fun, interracial porn out there at the moment and is getting better and better in my opinion and I consider myself a serious porn afficianado who has no axes to grind. His movies are a must buy for me based purely on the scorching sex and filthy new chicks he seems to attract who clearly enjoy every minute of working with him. The rapping I just find amusing and adds a bit of spice to main proceedings which is the sex. Pumper rapping between slutty porn chicks bouncing their big round butts in rhythm is just great fun and the lyrics make me laugh. Its almost a parody of other idiots who only do 'serious' rap and take themselves way too seriously. Pumper at least provides some wit and overplays this as a parody almost.
For the record I think Jay-Z sucks! Massively overrated and I'd take Pumper any day of the week even on the rap front.
You are taking it all to seriously and many of the gripes against Pumper are borne from sheer envy that this loud, brash pornstud he is doing what he wants to do, how he wants, showing the finger to anyone who doesn't like it and has fucked thousands of the most gorgeous babes out there in ways we poor mortals can only dream of and clearly has even more lusting after him (trust me, my girl and all her pals would happily suck Pumpers talented cock while he rapped away!). Shakespeare he ain't but he can ream out a chick with supermodel looks poopchute better than anyone and can cut the rapper poses pretty well! The other guys who used to dabble with rapping in his porn a few years ago was Jake Steed and he was also a pioneer in his own way and also did a decent job. Just a bit of fun to add another dimension to what can be a very samey business. Rap-Porn crossover is a breat of fresh air when done with this much passion. Pumper is indeed 'doin' his thang' and I for one hope it continues for a long time yet despite his peevish critics. Give the guy a break is my advice. His porn output is right up there with the best ever.
You need to be on a Hip Hop Forum not on a porn one, dude! Sit back and enjoy the hoes and the floes.
Tried to shorten it somehow but there isn't a single line in that post that is not lulzy/faggy.
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#210404 - 04/24/09 08:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I tried to some up with something to say about that but it's just too much. No response is possible.
As a side note I hope Tritone can find some reason to talk with this guy.
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#210408 - 04/25/09 02:13 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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How much of his "majorly top-notch stroking material" have you downloaded for free?
I support black filmmakers.
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#210411 - 04/25/09 04:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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HAHAHAHA! PWNED!
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#210413 - 04/25/09 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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HAHAHAHA! PWNED!
I vote to rename this smiley :tritone:
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#210414 - 04/25/09 08:23 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/29/07
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I vote to rename this smiley :tritone:
Seconded!
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#210415 - 04/25/09 08:46 PM
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Zip Coon
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How much of his "majorly top-notch stroking material" have you downloaded for free?
I support black filmmakers.
Let's not forget this.
Hey JiggaBOO!
Your isolated instance where I decided to share a scene (from a DVD I owned, BTW) with a select group of people does not disprove the fact that I have frequently put my money where my mouth is in support of the porn that I value.
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#210417 - 04/25/09 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Your isolated instance where I decided to share a scene (from a DVD I owned, BTW) with a select group of people does not disprove the fact that I have frequently put my money where my mouth is in support of the porn that I value.
It not disprove anything, but it certainly proves you're an ignorant spook who steals shit & shares it with his homies over @ MMF.
Do you frequent the buffet line in this same fashion with the brothas? Ya know, feed the pack on a single admission? Or do you only do that at places whose food you hold no value toward?
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#210418 - 04/26/09 03:30 AM
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Zip Coon
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does not disprove the fact that I have frequently put my money where my mouth is in support of the porn that I value.
You can prove this? Link?
Well one recent example was a thread posted on this very board: My Latest DVD Purchase! Here I provide photographic proof of my purchase of Lex the Impaler #3
Unfortunately, the images I uploaded as proof got deleted from the picture host I use and I don't feel like digging through my files to find the originals again. Fortunately though, have2cit was able to grab one of them and reupload it (with his snarky commentary, but still):
Also, me stating that I support porn which I enjoy does not mean that I simply steal porn I consider mediocre. It just means that I am more judicious in my purchases and tend to have strict criteria before I buy. I am not as stingy with rentals and will take more chances with those.
Like I said, in the early days of DVD I almost put AdultDVDEmpire on the map. Have also spent an embarrassing number of dollars at XRentDVD over the years.
I don't need to defend my support of the porn industry. As I stated in an earlier post, if one were to see how much porn (i.e. original DVDs & VHS) I actually owned, the joke would then be how pathetic it was instead of what few freebies I might have looked at once the "Internet Age" took hold.
I mean c'mon, any of you guys that might peek at a tube site are most likely viewing pirated material. Those clips are just cut up from pirate DVD encodings and clandestine website rips.
I'm not saying it right. Just saying, "Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house". Or however that goes.
Peace out.
Edited by tritone (04/26/09 03:35 AM)
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#210420 - 04/26/09 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#210421 - 04/26/09 08:36 AM
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Zip Coon
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Too late to save yourself, porch monkey. You got major-league OWNED.
Hardly. Jigaloo brought back that old example (which he first used in the "Fuck You Tritone" thread) cause that's all he's got on me. If I was the major league pirate I'm being accused of, there would be tons of evidence over on the MM board.
As it turns out, this is simply a one-time occurrence, just as I have argued.
Also, if you really want to be pedantic about it, the director of the scene I uploaded is Steve Drake, a former porn actor who happens to be white. So using this to somehow prove I don't support black filmmakers is folly.
And really, Wille - "Porch monkey"? I didn't think you were part of that crowd.
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#210422 - 04/26/09 08:37 AM
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Zip Coon
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Hey JiggaBOO!
And you bitch about this place being a den of racism.
Only throwing it back in your face for spite!
[Rambo] You drew first blood [/Rambo]
Edited by tritone (04/26/09 08:40 AM)
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#210423 - 04/26/09 09:48 AM
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Why do you lie tritone? There are another two threads where you are linking to obviously copyrighted picture sets ( one two )
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#210428 - 05/02/09 02:37 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/05
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God-a-mitey-FUCK, that's a lot to wade through just to find out why WillieD hates me. All I can glean is something I said about jerking off in front of a mirror with the reply "sometimes".
Look, I have a sense of humor - I thought I was in the right place!
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#210429 - 05/02/09 06:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I like ADT but I love XPT
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#210431 - 05/02/09 07:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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ADT and the many creepy fuckers that dwell there make me puke in my mouth just a little.
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#210432 - 05/02/09 11:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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ADT and the many creepy fuckers that dwell there make me puke in my mouth just a little.
I don't read there much any more except from this thread. It's no fun anymore because there are no more impending Tony Cumstock meltdows at the hands of Bornyo, and cuntbag Stephanie Black is telling her wife Andrew to be even more heavy-handed over there. I seriously think they could relocate the website to Iran and find a happy home there, so long as Drew is willing to wear a birka.
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#210433 - 05/03/09 06:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#210437 - 05/06/09 09:22 AM
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Crocodile=Freestyluuhhhhhhh
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