LOL, like you can pick my turds outta the toilet over there. Mines got as much corn in it as the next guys does.

What's funny is you sanctimonious cunt hairs thinking you can actually pick the real ones from the fakery.

I'll give ya a hint tho.....a good scam post is something that sounds legit. Freezing cum and force-feeding it to your gf isn't one of them. Someone else in this post pointed out that the best scams are the ones that almost sound like compliments when, in fact, they are insults. I like to call them Complisults. Kinda like walking up to a guy in the office and saying "Great haircut, you do that with a Flobee?"