scrotencemalone posts on ADT:

"I know if I could only have sex with one person for the rest of my life it would be Vicki Richter. I don't love her though. You know why you can't love a porn star is b/c they aren't around for the bad times once you turn the DVD off. You know you love someone once you get through really bad times".

Wow. Seriously wow.

I've always thought it was easier to love someone if you'd actually met them, talked to them for some period of time, discovered similar interests, done the whole moonlit walk shit, you know the kind of thing. Maybe pushed the boat out and actually had sex with them.

Now, of course, I see the light. Had an epiphany. A moment of clarity. I just need to find the right whore to whack off to, but keep in mind that once I hit the remote, I'm on my own.

And people wonder why some of us hate on ADT?! You know what really scares me? This fucker can vote and has to live somewhere.