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#209833 - 03/14/07 05:12 PM
Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Achtung! By order of Herr Burgomeister TMonty, there vill be No discussion of ADT, or how faggy they are, on XPT... ...Or else the Pseudo-Intelectual Eurotrash fag will whine and Bitch at you. 
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#209834 - 03/14/07 05:18 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Achtung! By order of Herr Burgomeister TMonty, there vill be No discussion of ADT, or how faggy they are, on XPT...
...Or else the Pseudo-Intelectual Eurotrash fag will whine and Bitch at you.
I think he was just making a point that your incessant bragging about how you "showed those blokes at adt what for" was wearing thin. It's a point you'll do well to heed.
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#209836 - 03/14/07 05:31 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Is it just me, or is Raoul starting to act a bit like a pre-Penalty Box Lou Cypher?
Edited by Moronboy?!? (03/14/07 05:32 PM)
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#209837 - 03/14/07 05:34 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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Achtung! By order of Herr Burgomeister TMonty, there vill be No discussion of ADT, or how faggy they are, on XPT...
...Or else the Pseudo-Intelectual Eurotrash fag will whine and Bitch at you.
I think he was just making a point that your incessant bragging about how you "showed those blokes at adt what for" was wearing thin. It's a point you'll do well to heed.
I don't rag on ADT more than anyone else, dude. Fuck, there's a whole thread devoted to it, that got started long before I got here. So for him to get his Eurotrash panties in an uproar is upsurd.
As for you, Biff, like I told you before, you want a shot at me, take your own shot at me. Stop ripping other people off with these faggy "+1's" and posting "ouch" under somebody else's post. You're fucking lame, you pathetic excuse for a retarded fluffer on a Gay porn shoot. Go back to your day job washing the shit off of Lackwood's Big Black Monster Dildo.
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#209838 - 03/14/07 05:42 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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Is it just me, or is Raoul starting to act a bit like a pre-Penalty Box Lou Cypher?
For what, MB? Giving folks back what they Dish out? Eurotrash wants to send me unprovoked hate, I'm going to give it right back. This is still XPT, isn't it?
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#209841 - 03/15/07 01:22 AM
Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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The TMonty/Raoul Duke feud is over as of 3:43 AM EDT. We now return you to your regularly scheduled "Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT" thread. Starting with This One, wherein everybody's favorite moderator Hardware, unable to take a joke, pitches a hissy fit and shuts down a thread after two posts. 
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#209842 - 03/15/07 01:30 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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I think he was just making a point that your incessant bragging about how you "showed those blokes at adt what for" was wearing thin. It's a point you'll do well to heed.
Yep, that was my point indeed. Maybe I should have elaborated a bit more.
Anyway, to get the tread back on topic, here's a Sex Talk thread, which will please the likes of Kurt Lockwood and Mark Davis.
Men not afraid of their own cum
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#209845 - 03/16/07 04:33 AM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Bored with GayDT? The place where pathetic rampant fanboyism thrives? Where people discuss anal fruit salad, peanut butter anal, milk enemas, collective masturbation in front of their computers, masturbation in front of mirrors, being in love with pornstars, the benefits of shemale porn and so much more. The place where people court women, who think piss and cum should be served in restaurants. How could such a shithouse full of blithering idiots ever get boring? 
It's all just hilarious to read, of course, but the fun dwindles when you're not allow to make reply in utter disgust at the catfish leached to the bottom of a dirty bathtub that are fanboys. That'll get you deactivated.
Like I said, much more fun to read WITHOUT the ability (or temptation) to reply.
Lil' Adolf should be added to the smiley queue.
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#209847 - 03/16/07 08:59 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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some guy named "mediasmarts2" posted this on adt recently in their infamous "dirty anal thread"... In December and January we had a survey of the all time best Dirty A2M (or anal) scene, for the lists "Golden Poopy" award. We got a few votes, but I hope we can get some more. When you vote, please describe the scene you are voting for in some detail, because we need to regenerate some of the best descriptions.wow, just wow. the golden poopy award. maybe the trophy will look something like this:  
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#209848 - 03/16/07 09:33 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Close, GG. Close. But photoshop out the face and replace it with this one: Happy with mouth OPEN!
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#209849 - 03/16/07 09:36 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 173
Loc: In front of my monitor...
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#209851 - 03/17/07 02:49 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#209852 - 03/17/07 02:57 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#209855 - 03/17/07 10:14 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Brandon just needed a good catch phrase. "DROPPIN' FUCKIN' BACTERIA!" or something.
"Serving the San Fernando Valley with fresh STD's on demand"
Sorry, that's a little long for a business slogan.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#209856 - 03/19/07 09:34 PM
Not Faggy but Funny
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Lately we're missing this great maged/moblem element Quote:
Anyone see this trend over at Devils film.
Now Mickey, he always was a cum eating freak, it worked with Missy because she played the domme so well. But his scene with gia paloma, was just sick- Gia didn't give a damn, and mickey went out of his way to have her shit the cum into his mouth
Mark davis he also is a cum eater form way back. I remember when he first got into the biz he would kiss mouths full and covered with his spunk. Theres a huge difference between that and swallowing your cum shat of a porn stars ass.
The scene with Arriana Jolle,that kind of works in a way becasue shes such a shit talking domme. I mean if they demand it or show interest in it can sometimes make it more viewable. I mean who could tell ariana "no"?
And lastly and most sadly- Jon Dough. I mean was his scene with Isabel Ice the last one before the end. Its like "how the might have fallen". Jon Dough eating his own spunk- that was just SICK! Especially since it appeared to be one of Isabels early scene before she became one of the classic shit talkers of all time.I mean in her current incarnation, maybe, but not when she's totally disinterested. And theres still noway its acceptable for a legend like Dough to be eating his own cum.
Men eating their own cum is something best done in private- NEVER to be recorded for posterity.
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#209857 - 03/20/07 02:02 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Back to the Iron thread(for a second), I questioned ADTer's on why they like Brandon when... well, I'll just give you what I told them:
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Not trying to be an ass or anything.
Okay, the overwhelming majority of people here seem to be against rough and extreme sex(gaggin, spitting, throat fucking, puking, hard face slapping).
Brandon seems to have gotten noticed in the business for his rough, gag-inducing, vomit-dripping, face-stinging antics in the original Slap Happy series.
The majority of the posters here seem to like Iron.
I don't understand it.
Again, not trying to be an ass.
threesomebody said this:
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I love Brandon's rough stuff and would love to see more Slap Happy type scenes from him. I agree that he is one of the best at this genre. I think I need to subscribe to sexandsubmission.com.
For the record, I am not a fan of puking, gagging, etc. I love extremely rough sex, but I distinguish between rough and gross.
Wants to see more Slap Happy type scenes from Brandon, but is "not a fan of puking, gagging, etc."
I am still trying to make some sort of sense out of this one.
Edited by Moronboy?!? (03/20/07 02:15 PM)
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#209858 - 03/20/07 05:08 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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threesomebody said this:
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I love Brandon's rough stuff and would love to see more Slap Happy type scenes from him. I agree that he is one of the best at this genre. I think I need to subscribe to sexandsubmission.com.
For the record, I am not a fan of puking, gagging, etc. I love extremely rough sex, but I distinguish between rough and gross.
Wants to see more Slap Happy type scenes from Brandon, but is "not a fan of puking, gagging, etc."
I am still trying to make some sort of sense out of this one.
What's the question?
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#209859 - 03/20/07 05:49 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Okay, I may have just seen 2 out of the 4 Slap Happy movies(okay, 3/5 if you count 5th one, which was mostly a compilation with some leftovers throw in). Every scene seemed to have gagging, and most of them also included puking.
So, you would like to see more Slap Happy-type scenes, but you hate gagging and puking?
Without gagging and puking, Slap Happy would just be Brandon Iron slapping chicks in the face and calling them names(with no sex whatsoever). Is that what you want to see?
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#209860 - 03/20/07 05:53 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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are we actually having a semantic debate concerning brandon iron?
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#209861 - 03/20/07 05:56 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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are we actually having a semantic debate concerning brandon iron?
Yes we are, because we've run off all the other porn whores and we're trying to lure him back.
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#209862 - 03/20/07 07:09 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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Okay, I may have just seen 2 out of the 4 Slap Happy movies(okay, 3/5 if you count 5th one, which was mostly a compilation with some leftovers throw in). Every scene seemed to have gagging, and most of them also included puking.
So, you would like to see more Slap Happy-type scenes, but you hate gagging and puking?
Without gagging and puking, Slap Happy would just be Brandon Iron slapping chicks in the face and calling them names(with no sex whatsoever). Is that what you want to see?
Yes and yes. Although no sex? No. It is possible to have forceful deep throat blowjobs without puking or the incessant gl-gl-gl-gl gagging noises. If you don't believe that, then you have been with the wrong chicks.
Edited by threesomebody (03/20/07 07:17 PM)
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#209863 - 03/20/07 10:15 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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gl-gl-gl-gl gagging noises
[CAOH] It was quah! quah! quah! quachhhhhh! [/CAOH]
What's up 3SB? 
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#209864 - 03/20/07 10:53 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Which of you pussies is "the unknown pervert" at adt? You gave xpt a shoutout over there. I would hope people could use the same name on both boards.
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#209865 - 03/21/07 03:30 AM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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3SB, half of those gl, gl, gl gunks are overacting or copying a real gl, gl, gl, gunk that got a good review.
OK. Now, agents, pass this on:
Ladies, I know you're so relieved you can get breakfast before work because finally it'sjust a bj scene instead of a 9am anal scene, but pleeeeease don't eat until afterwards. That's why you are puking, unless done on purpose like Max Hardcore and such. Same goes for coffee. Brown phlegm streamers, not sexy.
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#209866 - 03/21/07 05:08 AM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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gl-gl-gl-gl gagging noises
[CAOH] It was quah! quah! quah! quachhhhhh! [/CAOH]
What's up 3SB?
Hi baby. I am contemplating that giant breakfast burrito with hot sauce I ate this morning.
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#209867 - 03/24/07 09:10 AM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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What was the length of the longest turd you ever squeezed out?And, although it's been said, Welcome to XPT, Unknown Pervert.
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#209868 - 03/25/07 08:49 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Porn Jesus
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#209870 - 03/25/07 09:06 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Yeah but we still get our share of them over here. This BustdownGal really has my interest (obviously) and I want to see how deeply she carries these convictions.
Welcome to XPT Unknown Pervert.
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#209872 - 03/25/07 09:20 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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My contribution to Bornyo's thread CLICK.
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#209874 - 03/25/07 09:24 PM
Re: Not Faggy but Funny
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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It's really blurry, Bornyo. I don't think it will go anywhere, saince it's (a) creative and (b) in the WN&N forum.
Edit: Bornyo fixed the Blurriness.
Edited by Raoul Duke (03/25/07 09:25 PM)
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#209877 - 03/26/07 10:14 AM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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how have I missed this ? What is the fascination some of the posters over there with Y chromosomes have with examining their spoo and other bodily discharges?  When they are not measuring their bowel movements they are treating their jizz with the level of scientific curiosity usually reserved for NASA robotic probes of Mars. First there was the debate over whether or not men conducting taste tests of their cum was faggy and now people want to look at their jizz under a microscope. (And who keeps a microscope next to them when they jack off anyways?) I'm waiting for someone to start a thread saying how much they like to jack off into a brandy snifter and swirl it around to experience the bold, robust aroma of their vintage , inspired by the lollipop stick given to them by Hillary Scott that they keep under their pillow, cocksnot deposit.
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#209878 - 03/26/07 12:20 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Porn Jesus
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Well, you wouldn't want him as your teacher for biology, that's for sure.
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#209880 - 03/26/07 04:18 PM
Re: Doesn't get much faggier than this
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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No. Kate/Arthur is BustdownGal. See Bornyo's thread above.
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#209881 - 03/26/07 04:28 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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how have I missed this ?
What is the fascination some of the posters over there with Y chromosomes have with examining their spoo and other bodily discharges? When they are not measuring their bowel movements they are treating their jizz with the level of scientific curiosity usually reserved for NASA robotic probes of Mars. First there was the debate over whether or not men conducting taste tests of their cum was faggy and now people want to look at their jizz under a microscope. (And who keeps a microscope next to them when they jack off anyways?)
I'm waiting for someone to start a thread saying how much they like to jack off into a brandy snifter and swirl it around to experience the bold, robust aroma of their vintage , inspired by the lollipop stick given to them by Hillary Scott that they keep under their pillow, cocksnot deposit.
They remind me of a bunch of boys squatting around a pile of dogshit while one pokes it with a stick to see that the colored thing is that's sticking out. (Wasn't that a Norman Rockwell painting)?
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#209882 - 03/26/07 05:52 PM
Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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They remind me of a bunch of boys squatting around a pile of dogshit while one pokes it with a stick to see that the colored thing is that's sticking out. (Wasn't that a Norman Rockwell painting)?
I think it was.
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