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#209733 - 12/29/06 03:09 PM Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Remember, this is considered a "hot topic" at ADT, almost a month-long discussion. Anal Fruit Salad

Fearless originator MFBOB writes:
Quote:

My favorite thing right now in porn is the milk enema, where a girl squirts it into the waiting mouth of another girl.

Jake Malone has done a great job adding this to his movies.

I would like to see a girl get some fruit, like strawberries, a banana, grapes, whatever, up the ass, then push it out into another girl's mouth.

Any movies out there with this in it? Any future possibilities?





Sasha Grey then chimes in that she likes eathing things that have been previously inserted into her shithole. Recall Sasha is the girl who is big on portraying herself as an astute existentialist, then titles herself "the fuck junkie."

Quasarman adds:
Quote:

I need to change jobs.




To add a liitle levity to Mike's comment, Tony Cumstick responds:
Quote:

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.



ed: The Eagles suck, and Don Henley must die...Mojo Nixon said so

Ramsey, who sounds like he has the expertise of eating something shit out of an anus, offers this advice:
Quote:

Nice touch but it would have to mix with milk so the squirting can be easy. Not sure which director could shoot this the right way. Jim Powers could have like 10 years ago when he was not afraid to go to the limit unlike now.




They talk about bukkakes and other shit (pun intended) until "Search Appliance" sums it up in today's post:
Quote:

I think it would be pretty cool to have a girl eat a whole hot meal out of another girl's ass - sausage would work (of course!), and maybe some fries. Then obviously ice cream to finish - squeeze it right up there enema-style and let it melt out. Yum yum!




Have a nice dinner, everyone!


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#209734 - 12/29/06 03:20 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

I think it would be pretty cool to have a girl eat a whole hot meal out of another girl's ass - sausage would work (of course!), and maybe some fries. Then obviously ice cream to finish - squeeze it right up there enema-style and let it melt out. Yum yum!




Actually I saw a Japanese porn (its always the Japanese) where 2 girls and one guy were contemplating what to have for breakfast. The guy then decided they would give one girl and enema- she would shit on a frying pan, and they would mix the poop with some eggs and make an omelette- which they did and ate.
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#209735 - 12/29/06 04:08 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Willie, is Sasha actually inviting fans to send her shit to eat? She's so, just, you know, like 'out there' in a really cutting edge never-been-fucking-done-before-look-at-me way. Damn. Wish I was 18 and pretentious again.

And man, [fucking angry sarcasm] is anything sexier than watching someone eat shat out food?[/fucking angry sarcasm]
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#209736 - 12/29/06 04:17 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

think it would be pretty cool to have a girl eat a whole hot meal out of another girl's ass - sausage would work (of course!), and maybe some fries. Then obviously ice cream to finish - squeeze it right up there enema-style and let it melt out. Yum yum!




... ow ... ... ow ... ... ow ... ... ow ...

It's because of shit (pun probably intended) like this that more and more, I believe mankind is worthy of extinction. We've lived too long folks... someone call the Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists, Branch Davidians, Jehovahs Witnesses, Benny Hinn and/or those weirdos who watch the sky for comets then, upon seeing one, go eat potato chips seasoned with Cycanide salt...and tell all these doomsday prophets that ADT is home of the Antichrist and the reason G-d will bring the curtain down on us all.

I'm sorry...when eating shit suddenly looms large on the "sexy" meter, and figures into the erotic expressionistic imagery that porn is supposed function as...when a otherwise intelligent 18 year old girl proudly (defiantly/tauntingly?) calls herself a "fuck junkie" who like the taste of rectal juices...something tells me its time to put on a helmet and go down into the bunker....


OW!!!!!
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#209737 - 12/29/06 04:27 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

think it would be pretty cool to have a girl eat a whole hot meal out of another girl's ass - sausage would work (of course!), and maybe some fries. Then obviously ice cream to finish - squeeze it right up there enema-style and let it melt out. Yum yum!




... ow ... ... ow ... ... ow ... ... ow ...

It's because of shit (pun probably intended) like this that more and more, I believe mankind is worthy of extinction. We've lived too long folks... someone call the Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists, Branch Davidians, Jehovahs Witnesses, Benny Hinn and/or those weirdos who watch the sky for comets then, upon seeing one, go eat potato chips seasoned with Cycanide salt...and tell all these doomsday prophets that ADT is home of the Antichrist and the reason G-d will bring the curtain down on us all.

I'm sorry...when eating shit suddenly looms large on the "sexy" meter, and figures into the erotic expressionistic imagery that porn is supposed function as...when a otherwise intelligent 18 year old girl proudly (defiantly/tauntingly?) calls herself a "fuck junkie" who like the taste of rectal juices...something tells me its time to put on a helmet and go down into the bunker....


OW!!!!!




A-fucking-Men dude.

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#209738 - 12/29/06 05:06 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
safado Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
I'll NEVER understand whet people find sexy about one chick eating ANYTHING from another chicks asshole.

I like porn as much as the next guy but GODDAMN, eating something from another person's ass isn't porn, it's a fucking GEEK show.

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#209739 - 12/29/06 05:10 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
french fries out of a girl's asshole? that is just plain retarded. skeeter did something where the girls shat out nestle's strawberry milk enemas at each other, while he sang "strawberry fields forever". at least that added comedic value. but french fries? i am going to get myself banned from adt this weekend. i once got a thread locked there, but these shenanigans demand something more permanent. french fries. christ!
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#209740 - 12/29/06 05:39 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Has A2M led us astray, into a world where porn whores need no toilets and recycling food is the new pronography?

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#209741 - 12/29/06 05:43 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Quote:


Sasha Grey then chimes in that she likes eathing things that have been previously inserted into her shithole. Recall Sasha is the girl who is big on portraying herself as an astute existentialist, then titles herself "the fuck junkie."




What if I shit in her shithole? Would she eat it?
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#209742 - 12/29/06 05:43 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
"shit is not sexy" isn't that one of the rules of porn?

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#209743 - 12/29/06 06:07 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

"shit is not sexy" isn't that one of the rules of porn?





XPT Porn Rule #10: Piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y).
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#209744 - 12/29/06 06:24 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


i am going to get myself banned from adt this weekend.





If it helps, "copy: save target as" my avatar and use it. That'd be hot.

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#209745 - 12/29/06 06:31 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:


i am going to get myself banned from adt this weekend.





If it helps, "copy: save target as" my avatar and use it. That'd be hot.


shall i take that as an official command, master phlogiston, sir?

me ===> <=== phlog
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#209746 - 12/29/06 06:34 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


i am going to get myself banned from adt this weekend.





If it helps, "copy: save target as" my avatar and use it. That'd be hot.


shall i take that as an official command, master phlogiston, sir?

me ===> <=== phlog




Yes. Be sure to screencap your post or have someone here do it for you. Repost the screencap here for XPT immortality. Other than that, Master likes surprises and creativity. Show Master what you can do...there will be sweet anal punishment regardless.

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#209747 - 12/29/06 06:40 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


i am going to get myself banned from adt this weekend.





If it helps, "copy: save target as" my avatar and use it. That'd be hot.


shall i take that as an official command, master phlogiston, sir?

me ===> <=== phlog




Yes. Be sure to screencap your post or have someone here do it for you. Repost the screencap here for XPT immortality. Other than that, Master likes surprises and creativity. Show Master what you can do...there will be sweet anal punishment regardless.


as you wish. i have to do it tomorrow, though. the husband is riding my jock tonight. something about "quality time"... i'm also fairly certain i heard a "you better not be watching any fucking porn, you whore"... i don't know, i wasn't really paying attention.
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#209748 - 12/29/06 06:44 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


as you wish. i have to do it tomorrow, though. the husband is riding my jock tonight. something about "quality time"




Unless something is going in your ass, his "quality time" is not worthwhile. Humor him and his useless non-sexuality, and then get back to your true Master.

Quote:


... i'm also fairly certain i heard a "you better not be watching any fucking porn, you whore"... i don't know, i wasn't really paying attention.





The less attention you pay to him, the better. He might fill your Blonde head with abominable ideas, like abstaining from anal sex and not watching porn. Master doesn't want his property tainted.

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#209749 - 12/29/06 08:06 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:


Actually I saw a Japanese porn (its always the Japanese) where 2 girls and one guy were contemplating what to have for breakfast. The guy then decided they would give one girl and enema- she would shit on a frying pan, and they would mix the poop with some eggs and make an omelette- which they did and ate.




Okay, I don't wanna know why you watch or where you find all of this strange, beyond twisted, Japanese porno(that's your own business). But, Loop, I do have to ask you this: Does this stuff ever make you , or do you just have a stomach of made of pure iron? Curious.
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#209750 - 12/30/06 07:17 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
N-Word Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
ADT is so gay that I've actually never logged onto it, I just take everyone's word that its lame and not worth the time.
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#209751 - 01/01/07 01:09 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

ADT is so gay that I've actually never logged onto it, I just take everyone's word that its lame and not worth the time.




i suggest self-loathing and pushups
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#209752 - 01/02/07 09:31 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy drinking a smoothie again after this. Yet another reason to hate ADT.

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#209753 - 01/03/07 12:50 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


Okay, I don't wanna know why you watch or where you find all of this strange, beyond twisted, Japanese porno(that's your own business). But, Loop, I do have to ask you this: Does this stuff ever make you , or do you just have a stomach of made of pure iron? Curious.




No, I've never thrown up. I'm not sure why, but it doesn't make me gag either. Recently I watched a Brazilian video that is quite possibly the worst thing caught on celluloid. That didn't make me puke, but it did make me wonder about the sanity of the girls in the video. I've seen a lot of shit, but I think this would even make the Japanese cringe.
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#209754 - 01/03/07 12:58 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
pitchshifty Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/12/05
Posts: 100
Quote:

Quote:


Okay, I don't wanna know why you watch or where you find all of this strange, beyond twisted, Japanese porno(that's your own business). But, Loop, I do have to ask you this: Does this stuff ever make you , or do you just have a stomach of made of pure iron? Curious.




No, I've never thrown up. I'm not sure why, but it doesn't make me gag either. Recently I watched a Brazilian video that is quite possibly the worst thing caught on celluloid. That didn't make me puke, but it did make me wonder about the sanity of the girls in the video. I've seen a lot of shit, but I think this would even make the Japanese cringe.




details please!
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#209755 - 01/08/07 10:56 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Porn Masturbation group takes the cake.

Quote:

Was wondering if anyone would mind contacting me through IM and talk about porn while masturbating. msn: raditz@hotmail.com yahoo: zero_system_x1@yahoo.com
all sexual orientations accepted,guys and girls alike.



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#209756 - 01/08/07 01:19 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Windsock you're not alone!
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#209757 - 01/08/07 02:45 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
lee_11 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
Quote:

Porn Masturbation group takes the cake.

Quote:

Was wondering if anyone would mind contacting me through IM and talk about porn while masturbating. msn: raditz@hotmail.com">raditz@hotmail.com</a> yahoo: <a href="mailto:zero_system_x1@yahoo.com

all sexual orientations accepted,guys and girls alike.







Maybe C G Gurl went all Jim Jones on the original group, Bornyo........we can only hope, anyway.

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#209758 - 01/08/07 03:40 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I think a creepy ADT fanboy ran CGGurl off that site. She posted here a couple times but I haven't seen a post from her in a while.

And yeah, the Jim Jones reference is a good one, better than the pied-piper. The dude had the charisma and the jawline to make a great avatar.


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#209759 - 01/08/07 05:07 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


details please!




The gnarled mahogany scat-log version of Squirt in My Gape; blasphemous flatus expelled by godless walking ass of the Brasilian jungle primeval; the death of June; cackling Broxa, fat with heart's milk and innards and death.
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#209760 - 01/08/07 07:32 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

I think a creepy ADT fanboy ran CGGurl off that site. She posted here a couple times but I haven't seen a post from her in a while.




If there's any chance that I'm thinking of the same creepy fanboy, Bornyo, he sent her a videoclip of him spanking the monkey to her.

Speaking of creepy fanboys, and their cum-crusted keyboards, he started a new thread on one of his next stalking targets.
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#209761 - 01/11/07 12:23 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

ADT is so gay that I've actually never logged onto it, I just take everyone's word that its lame and not worth the time.




Thats what I like - a man with a mind of his own!

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#209762 - 01/11/07 02:07 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

Quote:


details please!




The gnarled mahogany scat-log version of Squirt in My Gape; blasphemous flatus expelled by godless walking ass of the Brasilian jungle primeval; the death of June; cackling Broxa, fat with heart's milk and innards and death.




You mean this movie:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4354
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#209763 - 01/11/07 02:26 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

You mean this movie:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4354





I'm never going to understand how some equate shit with sex. But, actually eating it is beyond the pale.

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#209764 - 01/15/07 04:39 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I don't know if it's "faggy", but favorite "retch and recovers" qualifies as creepy.

These people walk among us.

Quote:

Melanie Jagger often would retch and recover to then complete a swallow, which I always found so charming. She really had to work at it, she hated it so...

Can you point out some other recent stars and or scenes with this same wonderfully lovable moment?



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#209765 - 01/15/07 04:43 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i'd like to nominate adt's "peanut butter anal" thread for runner-up to faggy thread of the day. peanut butter anal. jesus fucking christ.
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#209766 - 01/15/07 04:49 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Yeah "peanut butter anal" is pretty bad! I like the disruptive effect that Alexpanzer has over there though- he thinks outside the box.

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#209767 - 01/24/07 03:28 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321

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#209768 - 01/24/07 03:31 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
How's them records shakin', Bornyo? Lol.

That thread's less The Nutty Professor and more The Professor Wants To Nut.
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#209769 - 01/24/07 04:08 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

New thread: I'm a professor in a small midwestern university.......




Ok.

Simp=COAH=Windy
Gunker=Gen. what's-his-face
Monkey=...

Bornyo=Kelly Wells



Traced the prof's IP to this Indiana School
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#209770 - 01/24/07 04:26 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I just wonder what did they deactivated bornyo for.

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#209771 - 01/24/07 05:20 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

I just wonder what did they deactivated bornyo for.



Never mind that, what happened to the Tony Cumstick avatar?

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#209772 - 01/24/07 05:57 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

I just wonder what did they deactivated bornyo for.



Never mind that, what happened to the Tony Cumstick avatar?




Is that who that was?!
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#209773 - 01/25/07 10:55 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
melpster Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/01/07
Posts: 66
Sorry, but Bornyo's new elephant avatar nearly made me piss down my leg with laughter.

He knows why.

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#209774 - 01/25/07 01:30 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:


Traced the prof's IP to this Indiana School




I'm salivating at the idea of someone who works at a theological university trying to make porn films.

I wish I could trust you on this one, Fatman. I feel a vacancy arising there shortly.
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#209775 - 01/26/07 09:41 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:


Traced the prof's IP to this Indiana School




I'm salivating at the idea of someone who works at a theological university trying to make porn films.

I wish I could trust you on this one, Fatman. I feel a vacancy arising there shortly.




LOL!!

When I was at college there was a bible-thumping theo student who approached me about stealing a pair of panties from a girlfriend of a friend of mine. I was known to do odd pranks for the right amount of cash. I told him to go die. She was my best friend!

I told her about it and she said, "Well how much did he offer? If he'll go for triple ask him what color."

It so delighted her to know that this prude god-squad guy was sinning with her panties!
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#209776 - 01/27/07 02:35 PM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Traced the prof's IP to this Indiana School




I'm salivating at the idea of someone who works at a theological university trying to make porn films.

I wish I could trust you on this one, Fatman. I feel a vacancy arising there shortly.




LOL!!

When I was at college there was a bible-thumping theo student who approached me about stealing a pair of panties from a girlfriend of a friend of mine. I was known to do odd pranks for the right amount of cash. I told him to go die. She was my best friend!

I told her about it and she said, "Well how much did he offer? If he'll go for triple ask him what color."

It so delighted her to know that this prude god-squad guy was sinning with her panties!




Fatman ask yourself: Was that stupid pointless story worth your time to type, proofread and post?

Because it was not worth my time and it didn't contribute anything to the discussion.

If you're getting something therapeutic out of your experience here then by all means carry on, but anything short of that is a misguided and misspent use of everyones time.

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#209777 - 01/29/07 01:48 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Kelly Wells Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 23
Quote:

Quote:

New thread: I'm a professor in a small midwestern university.......




Ok.

Simp=COAH=Windy
Gunker=Gen. what's-his-face
Monkey=...

Bornyo=Kelly Wells



Traced the prof's IP to this Indiana School




Are you suggesting that I AM "Bornyo". Ok...Let me clear something up with you:

I DON'T NEED MORE THAN ONE USERNAME FOR XPT. I SAY WHAT I SAY, USING MY NAME, BECAUSE I NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT WHAT WAS SAID DEFINITELY CAME OUT OF MY DEVIANT MIND. I AM NOT A FAGGOT; SO I DON'T NEED MORE THAN ONE USERNAME, BECAUSE REMEMBER LADIES AND GENTS, I HAVE A CUNT BETWEEN MY LEGS; NOT A DICK.


Edited by Kelly Wells (01/29/07 01:54 AM)

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#209778 - 01/29/07 06:31 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Thanks for clarifying, Ms. Wells. I was getting tired of answering all the private messages intended for you.

Now- tell us about the creepy professor guy who posted at ADT?

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#209779 - 01/29/07 08:07 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Are you suggesting that I AM "Bornyo".



Ermm...I think he was trying to make a funny.

You and Ashley should get together and compare notes. With any luck, Jeffy will get Tony to drive you down to the police station and file a restraining order.

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#209780 - 01/29/07 10:33 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Kelly Wells Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 23
I hope he was just tryng to be "funny". Do you mean that I will file a restraining order? To be honest with you I won't deal with it. I am not shorthanded of legal service if I need it and I am not fucking around. I don't need my hand held.

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#209781 - 01/29/07 10:43 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
Kelly Wells Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 23
Quote:

Thanks for clarifying, Ms. Wells. I was getting tired of answering all the private messages intended for you.

Now- tell us about the creepy professor guy who posted at ADT?




You shouldn't be answering them in the first place, and people shouldn't be sending them to you. A note to all:

QUIT SENDING MESSAGES TO BORNYO THINKING THAT THEY ARE GOING IN MY BOX. IF YOU WANT TO SEND MESSAGES TO BORNYO ASIDE FROM THAT PLEASE DO. IF YOU WANT TO SEND MESSAGES TO ME YOU KNOW WHAT MY USERNAME IS GODDAMNIT.

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#209782 - 01/29/07 10:47 AM Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Boy oh boy you guys are maniacs. I just spoke with Kelly and I just wanted to let you guys know, not that I think there was ever any real question, but just to clarify, Bornyo is not Kelly Wells... lol......

Tony
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