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Of course he would. He's asking so he can get results of everyone elses combined and see if he can justify that he's not that strange. But if he was flexible enough to do so, even his belly would keep him from the dirty self righteous deed.

You know I kid Fattyman!




In answer to Gia/Gen: Today, I would not. No.

But, there's no reason to waste my time because w/the meds, though the little guy is up and about, I have no interest in being there that long with likely no "result".

Otherwise, after a thorough wash and brush, yes, I certainly believe I would try.

So, I stand with George Carlin - the inspiration for the question - w/the punchline, "If I could do that I'd never leave the house!"

But, I don't know if I'd do it again. Though I'm in constant search of new ideas for sex, I'm very finacky masterbater: Right hand only while lying down with soft cloth and no lubricant while using "new scene with a cute teen" to aid my fantasizing.

I think I would be distracted from fantasy by the physical difficulties and would forfeit any additional sensation returning quickly to the "tired and true". "Righty" rules!
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