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#209718 - 12/29/06 01:57 PM
Are Men Dogs?
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Porn Jesus
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"Why do dogs lick their balls?" "They Can!" Let's face it, every hetero guy has jerked his johnson. If we were flexible enough .... 
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#209719 - 12/29/06 02:17 PM
Re: Are Men Dogs?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Question is...would you, dude?
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#209720 - 12/29/06 02:55 PM
Re: Are Men Dogs?
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aka Gen Padova
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Of course he would. He's asking so he can get results of everyone elses combined and see if he can justify that he's not that strange.  But if he was flexible enough to do so, even his belly would keep him from the dirty self righteous deed. You know I kid Fattyman!
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#209723 - 12/29/06 06:29 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
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Interview with an autofellator
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Q: As per the Nantucket limerick, if your ear were a cunt would you fuck it?
A: I have, in fact, stuck my cock in my ear in the throes of passion, but it didn't do a whole lot for me. ...
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#209724 - 12/29/06 06:36 PM
Re: Are Men Dogs?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Question is...would you, dude?
I have a slave now. No need. Join me on a flight to Ohio so you and G G can "buddy breathe" with my cock.
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#209726 - 12/29/06 08:54 PM
Re: Are Men Dogs?
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Porn Jesus
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Of course he would. He's asking so he can get results of everyone elses combined and see if he can justify that he's not that strange. But if he was flexible enough to do so, even his belly would keep him from the dirty self righteous deed.
You know I kid Fattyman!
In answer to Gia/Gen: Today, I would not. No.
But, there's no reason to waste my time because w/the meds, though the little guy is up and about, I have no interest in being there that long with likely no "result".
Otherwise, after a thorough wash and brush, yes, I certainly believe I would try.
So, I stand with George Carlin - the inspiration for the question - w/the punchline, "If I could do that I'd never leave the house!"
But, I don't know if I'd do it again. Though I'm in constant search of new ideas for sex, I'm very finacky masterbater: Right hand only while lying down with soft cloth and no lubricant while using "new scene with a cute teen" to aid my fantasizing.
I think I would be distracted from fantasy by the physical difficulties and would forfeit any additional sensation returning quickly to the "tired and true". "Righty" rules!
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#209727 - 12/29/06 09:51 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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If only windsock had the requisite flexibility he wouldn't have to troll over here and send annoying PMs.
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#209728 - 12/30/06 10:18 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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If only windsock had the requisite flexibility he wouldn't have to troll over here and send annoying PMs.
You questioned the "big deal" about girls doing anal, which makes you far more of a troll than him.
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