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As long as we're being serious here, there are no toy guns in my household or shoot 'em up videogames.




You disappoint me, Floof. If you don't desensitize your kids to violence, they'll never be able to deal effectively with other people.

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I think it would be awesome if America adopted the same laws




You only think that because you deserve to be shot.

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Things never got out of hand and I was out of my gun phase in a few months.




Gia! The phase is over for you? Too bad! I was gonna invite you to the firing range with me now that you're single. Now I suppose I'll just have to proposition you outright.

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my almost nine year-old was asked by santa claus what he wanted for christmas. he responded, dead fucking serious, "an automatic rifle."




Master is pleased with your nine year-old. I asked for a chainsaw and hockey mask at that age, which means he's well on his way to becoming Phlog II.