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my almost nine year-old was asked by santa claus what he wanted for christmas. he responded, dead fucking serious, "an automatic rifle." needless to say, he found no guns under the tree, although he did get a bow and arrow. i am sure he'll shoot his eye out, but "santa" insisted.

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OMG, that's so funny! My kid's too young to really know what he wants for Christmas, so we stocked him up with Little People playsets, and a gigantic plastic kitchen, lol. He seems to dig it. He actually sat on Santa's lap too, which really surprised me... I thought he'd take one look at him and run the other way!