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for the record, i was fifth in the nation in rollerskating in dance in 1985, 86 and 87. i want to go skating with mia.

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You realize google just realized a spike in searches on "roller skating championships 198*" ? Those polyester skirts were hot. It being the 80's, I'm guessing you did a lot of your skating in legwarmers?

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legwarmers and sickeningly brightly colored spandex stretch pants. of course this being the wonderfully gay world of skating, my pants were not as technicolor as the ones the guys wore, but pretty fucking close. i had a reeeaally fluffy spiral permed bob, too, a la jennifer grey in dirty dancing. it was hot.