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#209455 - 12/27/06 12:53 AM
All Time Favorite Movie Whores
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Porn Jesus
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We've often heard the argument that Porn chicks are really just engaging in a form of "legalized" prostitution. While I am not sure if I agree or disagree with that statement or if it is just semantics, I put my mind to thinking today about my all time favorite MOVIE PROSTITUTES while stuck on the 101 freeway coming out of San Fran. As my driver negotiated our way through all the rain-induced traffic jams and accidents involving retarded drivers who dont know how to drive in bad weather, I wrote a list of my TOP TEN favorite Movie Prostitutes. See if you agree or feel differently....
10) Jennifer Jason Leigh as "Pepper" in the Movie Miami Blues...she had awesome, perky little tits. And her innocent Florida Bayou accent was truly bonerific...
9) Andrea Thompson as "Lisa, a friend of Gordon's (Gekko)" in the movie Wall Street. Andrea later starred on NYPD Blue, but I am sure a few of you pervs remember her brief scene in this Movie with Charlie Sheen in the Limo... AS she is unzipping Charlie's Pants and he is babbling about Stock Tips, she whispers to him "Your Hardon is Stuck..." and he replies (seemingly talking about Hewlett Packard Stock AND his hardon)) "It's ready to take off, I'd jump all over it if I were you..."
8) Mira Sorvino as "Linda" in Woody Allen's Mighty Aphrodite . Mira was a total hottie 10 years ago when she won an Oscar for this role, but I'll never forget seeing her without makeup rushing to class certain mornings during the Spring Semester, 1990 just before she graduated that May with a degree in East Asian Studies... Brooke Shields may have gone to Princeton, but James and I were able to salivate over Mira, Elizabeth Shue (see below) and a few others...
7) Any of the chicks who were part of the Prostitute Girl Gang working "Old Town" in the Movie Sin City. You had Rosie Perez as "Gail" the Dom expert with Knots....and there was "deadly little Miho"...and a few others. All totally hott....
6) Maria Bello as "Rosie" in the Movie Payback with Mel Gibson. Mel plays her former driver "Porter", and Maria's acting as a hardbitten, down to earth but still loving escort is pretty believable.
5) Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, although I always thought she was sexier and more strokeable as Erin Brokovich.
4) Fairuza Balk as "Lucinda" in Things to Do in Denver When You Are Dead ... the movie where my Sig comes from. I love anything and everything Fairuza did or does...I'm just wondering, like everyone else, just where the hell she is now???
3) Jamie Lee Curtis as "Ophelia" in Trading Places . She was totally hott and funny, and who can forget seeing her perfect boobs in that brief nude scene after she takes in Louis as a tenant/guest. When she took off her clothes and climbed in bed with a feverish Louis to comfort him and help his fever break, I still get a boner thinking about something like that happening for real. When I saw this Movie for the first time back in 1983, it was Dan Akyroyd's Character of Louis Winthorpe III, along with Randolph and Mortimer Duke, who first inspired me to want to attend Harvard.
2) Rebecca De Mornay as "Lana" in Risky Business . She was 100% smoking hott .... 'Are you ready for me, Ralph?' .... 'Time of your life, huh Kid?' .... 'I have a trig midterm tomorrow and I am being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp...I think I am going to throw up...I think I am going to throw up on YOU Joel....' Along with the characters from Trading Places, Curtis Armstrong's (aka BOOGER from Revenge of the Nerds) portrayal of Miles in this film also inspired me to go to Harvard.
And MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE PROSTITUTE.....
1) Elizabeth Shue as "Sera" in Leaving Las Vegas . Just her spelling of her name S E R A causes my dick to twitch, and the scene where she pours booze all over herself and allows Francis Ford Coppola's Nephew to lick and drink it off her tits is amazing.
Now the 38,000 dollar question is "What happened to Elizabeth Shue?" Did the Fat girl inside of her (that you can kinda see wanting to bust out in her films like Adventures in Babysitting and Cocktail) finally win out, and she is now a executive at Universal with a fridge full of Haagen Das in her office?
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#209456 - 12/27/06 01:02 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Jennifer Jason Leigh- Last Exit to Brooklyn.
Jodie Foster- The Accused (Yes she was)
Jodie Foster- Iris in Taxi Driver
That whore in Monsters Ball- Came in, bent over, then left.
Kari Wuhrer - That movie where Burt Young is her sexually abusive truck driving dad. And a whore in that movie with chief diamond phillips. Hit & Run/ Boulevard
Flower Edwards- That movie where Alex Sanders wins her after a game of poker. Deviant Desires.
Pam Anderson- Raw Justice.
Maggie Gylenhaal- Sherrybaby
Patricia Arquette- True Romance
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#209457 - 12/27/06 01:02 AM
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Reese Witherspoon in Freeway. Although not strictly a prostie role, she does work the street and delivers one of the great hooker lines of all time: Reese with gun pointed: Get in the damn trunk! John: But I get claustraphobic Reese: Oh Yeah? Well, I get claustraphobic sucking strange dick! Now get in the trunk!
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#209458 - 12/27/06 01:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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1) Jamie-Lynn Sigler in Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss
The best goddamn hooker movie ever!!!! Ok, it's idyllic even though based on a true story, but what girl didn't fantasize about being Heidi Fleiss? Much more powerful than the Cinderella story Pretty Woman ever was.
2) Rebecca De Mornay as "Lana" in Risky Business .
I thought she was so pretty. I can't believe I thought that Porsche was the shit back then. This was my first R-rated movie my friends and I ever saw at 13 as we all snuck in. Ah, the 80s. Years later, I bought my mom a Faberge egg like in the movie.
3) Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby.
I saw this in my college film class. The 1920s, the South, a child prostitute of a prostitute. It's all sorts of wrong.
4) Jenifer Jason Leigh in Last Exit to Brooklyn.
Her name was Tralala.
5) Keanu Reeves in My Own Private Idaho
Teen boy hooker from a prominent, wealthy family. All tattered up in front of his dad's cherry wood desk, it's the only time Keanu ever looked hot.
6) Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Dolly is Mae West times 10 in a musical about a whorehouse being shutdown. Hilarity ensues.
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#209459 - 12/27/06 04:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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1) Jamie-Lynn Sigler in Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss
The best goddamn hooker movie ever!!!! Ok, it's idyllic even though based on a true story, but what girl didn't fantasize about being Heidi Fleiss? Much more powerful than the Cinderella story Pretty Woman ever was.
2) Rebecca De Mornay as "Lana" in Risky Business .
I thought she was so pretty. I can't believe I thought that Porsche was the shit back then. This was my first R-rated movie my friends and I ever saw at 13 as we all snuck in. Ah, the 80s. Years later, I bought my mom a Faberge egg like in the movie.
3) Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby.
I saw this in my college film class. The 1920s, the South, a child prostitute of a prostitute. It's all sorts of wrong.
4) Jenifer Jason Leigh in Last Exit to Brooklyn.
Her name was Tralala.
5) Keanu Reeves in My Own Private Idaho
Teen boy hooker from a prominent, wealthy family. All tattered up in front of his dad's cherry wood desk, it's the only time Keanu ever looked hot.
6) Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Dolly is Mae West times 10 in a musical about a whorehouse being shutdown. Hilarity ensues.
+1 on the Last Exit To Brooklyn reference, and I never even thought of Dolly PArton in that flick, probably because I think Dolly is even MORE sexy/fuckable today than she was back in the last 1970s and early 1980s...I like her look today.
You lost me with the Keanu Reference, however ... I am too homophobic to include Keanu or any dude on a list like this one; granted, I never specified MALE or FEMALE Prostitutes or said to exclude MAN-whores in my original thought....if, IF, I were to Include Male Characters on my list, I would have simply gone with "Nick The DICK" from the 1983 Tom Hanks' turkey Bachelor Party Everyone remember Nick the Dick????? Tawny Kitaen (before her Boob Job, before her drinking and pill popping meltdowns, and before her Heavy Metal Hair Band lifestyle) was in this flick too, playing Tom Hanks' fiance. When her and her Mother meet Nick the Dick, he has his Schlong strategically placed in a hot dog bun on a serving tray. Tawny and her Mom ask Nick "Is that the FOOT LONG version of the hot dogs?" to which Nick smartly replies "AND THEN SOME...."
But naturally, in line with this thread's Topic, in the Movie Bachelor Party, there is the Belly Dancing Whore and her performing MULE, who ODs on the drugs at the party....but I must admit, seeing that flick and the Mule Scene today, in this day and age of Velicity VON Neapolitan oral cum gargling-swallowing and Sasha Knox 5 guy creampie cumfarting spectacles, I find the thought of bestiality involving this relatively attractive movie actress that portrays the belly dancing prostitute, to be quite a big *yawn* <Da Burglar Yawns some more>
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#209460 - 12/27/06 05:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
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just because it's like the batsignal for a jealous ghostshadow-shue was taking classes at harvard roughly the same time i was there. still hot. older, but hot. Quote:
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Now the 38,000 dollar question is "What happened to Elizabeth Shue?" Did the Fat girl inside of her (that you can kinda see wanting to bust out in her films like Adventures in Babysitting and Cocktail) finally win out, and she is now a executive at Universal with a fridge full of Haagen Das in her office?
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#209461 - 12/27/06 06:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
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oh, and obviously any of the hookers in mullholland drive
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#209462 - 12/27/06 06:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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JENNIFER CONNELLY from 'Requiem for a Dream' whose drug use turns spoiled little rich bitch to whore when she blows KEITH DAVID for dope.
Big Tim: I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.
Who can forget the CLASSIC scene:
Oh the corruption! MY ALL TIME FAVORITE!!!
...and although it isn't crystal meth, very much like the whores so "popular" on XPT.
Though SHUE in the opening scene of "Leaving Las Vegas" with LUNCINDA JENNEY is wonderful! Why does she hold up her tits in the nude scene??
Gia's BROOKE SHIELDS is a great addition. Also the lovely SUSAN SARANDON powdering those naturals from the same movie.
BARBARA HERSHEY from "Last Temptation of Christ". Nice nudity and how many whores have been fucked in front of Jesus??
While were on that subject:
Honorable mention for YVONNE ELLIMAN from "Jesus Christ Superstar". Boy could that whore SING ...
[andrew lloyd webber score]I don't know how to love him ...[/andrew lloyd webber score].
BTW, REESE WITHSPOON in "Freeway" WAS a whore. As a very young teen she had been picked up for soliciting with TARA SUBKOFF [too cute not to mention though not nominated by me for this category]. Mentioned in the dialog.
[Reese cute accent] Sexo? Sexo? [/Reese cute accent]
Great mention of Sin City. My personal favorite - since I'm such a teen freak - was ALEXIS BLEDEL. Those FUCKING EYES!!!
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#209464 - 12/27/06 07:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Jane March – “The Loverâ€
Jennifer Connelly – “Requiem for a Dreamâ€
Rebecca De Mornay – “Risky Businessâ€
Theresa Russell - “Whoreâ€
Paulina Porizkova – “Thursdayâ€
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#209471 - 12/27/06 10:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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7) Lucas Haas and David Arquette in Johns
A teen male prostitute new to the streets teams up with older, jaded guy of the same profession to learn how to turn tricks on Santa Monica Blvd. Hey, my old neighborhood!
8) Shelly Mars in The Virgin Machine
Not really about a whore, but a German film about a lesbian stripper who seduces a chick new to the lesbian scene and leaves her emotionally empty by the end. Good stuff and beautifully shot.
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#209472 - 12/27/06 10:22 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Now the 38,000 dollar question is "What happened to Elizabeth Shue?" Did the Fat girl inside of her (that you can kinda see wanting to bust out in her films like Adventures in Babysitting and Cocktail) finally win out, and she is now a executive at Universal with a fridge full of Haagen Das in her office?
From Wikipedia:
Shue graduated from Columbia High School, in Maplewood, New Jersey, and attended Wellesley College and Harvard University, from which she withdrew to pursue her acting career. She returned to Harvard, 15 years after withdrawing, to finish her degree in Government in 2000.
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#209474 - 12/27/06 11:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Selma Blair - Storytelling. Whether or not she is a prostitute is debatable, but whatever.
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#209475 - 12/27/06 11:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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FANTASTIC SCENE!!
With my cute flat-chested WASP-looking Jewish girl!
Mr. Scott: Say, "Nigger, fuck me."
Vi: Oh, but I... I can't... say that.
Mr. Scott: Say, "Ni..."
Vi: Ni...
Mr. Scott: "... gger."
Vi: ...gger.
Mr. Scott: Say, "Nigger."
Vi: Nigger.
Mr. Scott: "Fuck me hard."
Vi: Fuck... me... hard. Nigger ... fuck ... me ... hard ....
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#209479 - 12/27/06 11:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#209480 - 12/27/06 12:08 PM
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amber waves in "boogie nights" (played by julianne moore). for that matter, mark wahlberg as dirk diggler. everyone hated that movie except for me. loved it.
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#209482 - 12/27/06 12:23 PM
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#209484 - 12/27/06 01:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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for the record, i was fifth in the nation in rollerskating in dance in 1985, 86 and 87. i want to go skating with mia.
You realize google just realized a spike in searches on "roller skating championships 198*" ? Those polyester skirts were hot. It being the 80's, I'm guessing you did a lot of your skating in legwarmers?
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#209488 - 12/27/06 03:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Not really a fan of hers, but wasn't Chloe Sevigny a whore in The Brown Bunny?
My pick would be Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver and the entire cast of Streetwise.
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#209490 - 12/27/06 03:37 PM
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#209491 - 12/27/06 04:58 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Carla Gugino, (Center of the World). Molly Parker, (Center of the World). Paula Macolsom, (Deadwood) Kim Dickens, (Deadwood). Monica Bellucci, (Malena). Brigitte Bako, (Strange Days). Valentina Vargas, (The Name of the Rose, Village Girl who gives it up for some table scraps).
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#209494 - 12/29/06 09:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Don't forget one of the very first:
Jane Fonda in "Klute".
"Then comes the famous moment: “Oh, my angel!†she cries, as he wimpily humps her (we never learn what his special request was). Bree moans and moans, takes a quick peek at her watch, then keeps on moaning."
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