Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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1) Jamie-Lynn Sigler in Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss
The best goddamn hooker movie ever!!!! Ok, it's idyllic even though based on a true story, but what girl didn't fantasize about being Heidi Fleiss? Much more powerful than the Cinderella story Pretty Woman ever was.
2) Rebecca De Mornay as "Lana" in Risky Business .
I thought she was so pretty. I can't believe I thought that Porsche was the shit back then. This was my first R-rated movie my friends and I ever saw at 13 as we all snuck in. Ah, the 80s. Years later, I bought my mom a Faberge egg like in the movie.
3) Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby.
I saw this in my college film class. The 1920s, the South, a child prostitute of a prostitute. It's all sorts of wrong.
4) Jenifer Jason Leigh in Last Exit to Brooklyn.
Her name was Tralala.
5) Keanu Reeves in My Own Private Idaho
Teen boy hooker from a prominent, wealthy family. All tattered up in front of his dad's cherry wood desk, it's the only time Keanu ever looked hot.
6) Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Dolly is Mae West times 10 in a musical about a whorehouse being shutdown. Hilarity ensues.
+1 on the Last Exit To Brooklyn reference, and I never even thought of Dolly PArton in that flick, probably because I think Dolly is even MORE sexy/fuckable today than she was back in the last 1970s and early 1980s...I like her look today.
You lost me with the Keanu Reference, however ... I am too homophobic to include Keanu or any dude on a list like this one; granted, I never specified MALE or FEMALE Prostitutes or said to exclude MAN-whores in my original thought....if, IF, I were to Include Male Characters on my list, I would have simply gone with "Nick The DICK" from the 1983 Tom Hanks' turkey Bachelor Party Everyone remember Nick the Dick????? Tawny Kitaen (before her Boob Job, before her drinking and pill popping meltdowns, and before her Heavy Metal Hair Band lifestyle) was in this flick too, playing Tom Hanks' fiance. When her and her Mother meet Nick the Dick, he has his Schlong strategically placed in a hot dog bun on a serving tray. Tawny and her Mom ask Nick "Is that the FOOT LONG version of the hot dogs?" to which Nick smartly replies "AND THEN SOME...."
But naturally, in line with this thread's Topic, in the Movie Bachelor Party, there is the Belly Dancing Whore and her performing MULE, who ODs on the drugs at the party....but I must admit, seeing that flick and the Mule Scene today, in this day and age of Velicity VON Neapolitan oral cum gargling-swallowing and Sasha Knox 5 guy creampie cumfarting spectacles, I find the thought of bestiality involving this relatively attractive movie actress that portrays the belly dancing prostitute, to be quite a big *yawn* <Da Burglar Yawns some more>
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