I just got a really important call I have to take.

A friend of mine wants to go surfing, and even though the waves today are shit, I guess I have to go.

Please feel free to castrate me while I'm gone.

Stay inside, on this lovely day, and watch the events unfold on television as I have told them to you.

I gotta get some sun, and some waves.

Surfing cures the mind, and the body.

See you all soon.

Think of me this weekend as the TV cameras roll in.

That is all...for now.

The Outsider