The Jingle Bells farce of:
You meet a girl today,
And she won't go all the way,
But just then she said
She would give you head!
So Now is the right time
To make that feelin' fine
So put your tip
Upon her lip
And sing this song with us!
CHORUS
Oooooooooo,
Hold my balls,
Hold my balls,
Stroke me 'til I cum!
Put my penis in your mouth
And lick it with your tongue!
[Repeat]
You meet a girl whose young
And learned to use her tongue
And know she wants to know
How to give a blow
The fact she want to learn
Just makes your zipper burn!
So put your tip
Upon her lip
And sing this song with us!
[CHORUS]
* non-choral verse written by me circa 1978
Don't know who wrote the chorus
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