Shit! I didn't realize this was out in time for the holiday. I was going to buy one for my niece, who is an aspiring porn-whore. I hope she doesn't find out, she'll be terribly disappointed if she sees that one of her friends got one and Uncle Jack fucked up Christmas (again).

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Who knew one single recipe could blow up Barbie's Dream House?

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Oh fuck it! One way or another she'll find out, the meeth will give it away after too long.