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Does your city not have Craig's List? Go to "erotic services" and look for a girl offering BBBJ and CIM. Problem solved. (FYI: BBBJ - "bareback blowjob" and CIM - "cum in mouth".)



Hmmm, there are like two escorts listed in the area, but no explicit details like BBBJ or CIM listed. But alas I must say no to that idea. I may not have much luck(very, very little at all really) with the ladies, but I have one last shred of dignity knowing that I have never paid for sex(no offense DaBurg) and intend to keep it that way. C'mon, there's more to life than sex. Let's see there's .. umm... uhh...screw it, how much can I afford to part with?




Tis the season, allow Da Burg to lend a helping.....ummm, wait a sec....allow me to offer advice.

First off, where do you live and/or what is the nearest sizable population center or city?

Second, what can you seriously afford to part with in terms of funds? Is this a Risky Business-type situation where you need to go down to the bank and cash in some bonds, or call your broker/financial adviser to sell your shares in Coca Cola?

Third, what type of experience are you looking for?


I have always wanted to spend a Christmas dispensing sordid advice on the computer, I dont have to be anywhere until dinnertime this evening...
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