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The holidays can be a lonely time of year, but having someone special in your life to ejaculate into can help make the holiday season more joyous and bright.

Who do you have to cum in this Christmas?




I generally abstain from sex starting December 20 until New Year's eve...Last year I had a Fiasco of a New Years Eve Experience thanks to a slightly overpriced Escort back in Montreal who suffered a medical emergency (of sorts) at the time of our "date", back when I was still living in New England.

This New Year's Eve, it looks like I will be enjoying the company of "Carmella", a young, sharp, gorgeous enterprising young lady from San Jose who I first met back in July and who I have seen in increasing frequency since Early October. She has been especially important in my life the last couple months since I have been ill, and in addition to being an intimate companion, she has also been something of a business/personal assistant and intern (She has a B.A. in Marketing and a real estate license... If I were to combine the best external and intellectual qualities and characteristics of Holly Randall, Martha Stewart, Fairuza Balk, and Katie Couric ( along with a pinch of Mia Rose and a Tablespoon of Gia J), that would sum up Carmella and explain why, through this difficult last 2-1/2 months she has been a lifesaver and total joy.

BTW....she (and a few of hers/mine friends) lurks and enjoys reading XPT. If any of you turds ever hire an independent SF Bay Area Escort ($750/hr minimum and up...crack alley Ho's dont count, nor even Strip Club VIP Room $100 Blowjob Artists), ask her if she reads XPT; if we can get enough momentum and exposure, and if Jeffrey doesnt mind, we might start our own little network. Nothing like a safe, secure and viable Escort reference source which alleviates anxiety about things like performance, reputation, quality and whether or not you might be busted.

But dont be a schlep and ask for a discount, these girls are high quality and put up with a lot of assholes. The way to their heart and to get them to throw in "a little extra" is to be nice and generous (but not overly so) and do the little things. In my case, it's my Lamb Chops...Carmella thoroughly enjoys my Lamb Chops. :bananagarliclemonbuttermarinatebaabaablacksheep:


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