i've heard brandon gets off by watching women drink eggnog, no matter what their age may be or whether he's using binos from the pxpmobile. and i've either been lame or away from computers, quite aware of that.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits