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I've never understood why some guys like gangbangs. Way too much hairy man ass, standing around watching each other. The whole thing stikes me as so very gay.

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Okay, I can sort of see where you're at with this one, and to an extent if the gangbang is badly choreographed or directed, then yeah, I'm with you. If the director is shit enough to just have a bunch of naked guys standing around, jacking off while they look at each other, you might as well be on one of Brandon's sets.

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But then, that fits in with my basic premise that guys who like to see girls have anal sex are latent homosexuals and really want to see men having anal sex, but just cannot quite bring themselves to go there.

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Oh, and here's where you go wrong, lose control and crash into a tree. Since you forgot to wear your seatbelt, you shot through the windscreen and you're now lying in a slush puddle, inhaling your own blood.

1. Anal sex is one of the last taboos in our society. It's "dirty" and it's "wrong" and for many perfectly straight couples, a woman who gives up control so completely as to surrender her asshole is a major turn-on.

2. Women don't have nutsacks that swing back and forth when you fuck 'em in the ass. They have pussies. Do it right and you can finger fuck her, use a dildo, whatever the fuck gets you off, all while you're balls deep in her ass.

3. Many women get off on anal for much the same reasons as guys. Some even experience orgasm anally.

Go fucking join ADT. I've tried SpongeBrain, I really have, but you continue to prove yourself to be a total fucking moron. If you have a problem with anal sex, it's more likely to have a lot to do with how your folks did your fucking potty training. Congratulations, you've just learnt that your parents fuck you up. And they've fucked up anal sex for you, buddy boy.

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