I'm sorry, but there's really no need in this modern world of fast, convenient food, running water and refrigerators for a man to eat his own spooge.

I can't tell you when I last watched the news and saw starving men in the Sudan eating their own cum in order to survive.

Once it has left my body, I have no further use for it. That applies to cum, piss, vomit, feces, boogers, eye boogers, spit (even loogeys) or food I may have chewed and hidden in napkins.

But then again, maybe I'm just being a picky eater.