Look, you dorks...

The WORST thing you can do is attempt to either minimize this, or cover it up. The BEST thing you can do is appear to be humble, and learning from your mistakes. I've told you before, I used to work IN THE MEDIA.

If you'd like, I can write a script for you of the questions you will be asked, and how to respond.

As for going to Brazil to shoot without a condom for a buck...

...thanks for the offer, Jeff, but I'll have to let that honor fall to TT Boy and crew.

You people made an attempt at testing.

It failed.

Be HONEST about it.

Appear to be, even if you aren't, remorseful.

I'm not good at writing paragraphs, Tony. It's hard to read all that small print, clustered together, without cartoons.

The Outsider