I've got news for you reverend dickshit: (i) you're not a minister (ii) religious folk rarely wear Santa hats (iii) I'd love to have you as a friend on MySpace though I rarely use it (iv) no one likes your thoroughly moronic persona "Hi. I'm some preacher and I post on a porn message board. Only William Hyde is gayer than me. I like to make jokes about molesting little girls. I have a secret lisst of porno girls I like to jack off to. If you're a nice little porno girl I may add you to my list." What a joke. Thanks for playing.