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#208284 - 12/20/06 10:06 PM
The best Christmas present idea ever...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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When I saw this clip I laughed so hard I cried. It's truly one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. Enjoy! http://www.clipstr.com/videos/MyDickInABox/
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#208285 - 12/20/06 10:31 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Fuckin' priceless. It's comic genius like this that makes America great...that and Max and Gag factor and American gokkun and, well you get the idea.
Thanks for spreading the holiday cheer, Holly!
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#208286 - 12/21/06 06:31 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Inspired, obviously, by the old "Mr. Show" skits featuring white-boy faux-R&B group "3 Times 1 Minus 1" and their hit songs such as "Ewww, Girl, Ewww!"
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#208287 - 12/21/06 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Better ending!
Woman looks up from the box and says:
"Do you have the gift receipt? I want to exchange it for a bigger model..."
OR
"Same old crap as last year!! Used it, and it took forever to recharge."
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#208288 - 12/21/06 08:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I listed those that have interested me recently at XPT. Want someone else? WRITE IN your post. 
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#208290 - 12/21/06 10:08 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
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it's sad that only 5 females post on this board.
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#208292 - 12/21/06 10:13 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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it's sad that only 5 females post on this board.
6. LouCypher
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#208295 - 12/22/06 03:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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My dick in a box would require some modificatons. Upon opening the box, a small spotlight would shine on my dick and the theme from 2001: A Space Oddese a would play. That's just how I roll.
The best Christmas present ever would be you going away.
That and someone curing the "GPT infection" that has overcome the Monkey Cage. 
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#208296 - 12/22/06 04:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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My dick in a box would require some modificatons. Upon opening the box, a small spotlight would shine on my dick and the theme from 2001: A Space Oddese a would play. That's just how I roll.
The best Christmas present ever would be you going away.
That and someone curing the "GPT infection" that has overcome the Monkey Cage.
Little Willie's random, unchecked aggression is reminiscent of a mosquito bite, only less devastating. *yawn*
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#208297 - 12/22/06 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Sierra Sinn, solely because by the time she was done with it, it would be so FUBAR she couldn't return it. It's the thought that counts, fuck returns! Quote:
Sierra Sinn
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#208298 - 12/22/06 07:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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My dick in a box would require some modificatons. Upon opening the box, a small spotlight would shine on my dick and the theme from 2001: A Space Oddese a would play. That's just how I roll.
The best Christmas present ever would be you going away.
That and someone curing the "GPT infection" that has overcome the Monkey Cage.
Little Willie's random, unchecked aggression is reminiscent of a mosquito bite, only less devastating. *yawn*
I'm not the dickweed who pretends to be some unscrupulous preacher. No one really cares what you think. Maybe I could change my screen name to Baby Jesus and call you a blasphemer, wouldn't that be a cool take on your nifty-keen avatar/persona. Well, actually, no.
But by all means, continue to troll, little pussy.
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#208299 - 12/22/06 07:23 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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My dick in a box would require some modificatons. Upon opening the box, a small spotlight would shine on my dick and the theme from 2001: A Space Oddese a would play. That's just how I roll.
The best Christmas present ever would be you going away.
That and someone curing the "GPT infection" that has overcome the Monkey Cage.
Little Willie's random, unchecked aggression is reminiscent of a mosquito bite, only less devastating. *yawn*
I'm not the dickweed who pretends to be some unscrupulous preacher. No one really cares what you think. Maybe I could change my screen name to Baby Jesus and call you a blasphemer, wouldn't that be a cool take on your nifty-keen avatar/persona. Well, actually, no.
But by all means, continue to troll, little pussy.
No one cares what I think? I think the responses to my posts beg to differ lil wil. I've got an idea, why don’t you bring your hate to pm? Oh I’m sorry. I forgot you have to try to express your alpha maleness in front of everyone. The fact that it’s done on an internet message board from the safety of your home makes it even more pathetic. So much hate. I think we all know who the fat kid in high school was.
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#208300 - 12/22/06 07:44 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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All I saw was "box" and it looked like Xbox to me. :: runs to play Halo::  ~ I'm winning in the pic btw ~
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#208301 - 12/22/06 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I'd wouldn't mind seeing your O-box sometime.  Quote:
All I saw was "box" and it looked like Xbox to me. :: runs to play Halo:: [image]
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#208302 - 12/22/06 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I think the responses to my posts beg to differ lil wil. I've got an idea, why don’t you bring your hate to pm? Oh I’m sorry. I forgot you have to try to express your alpha maleness in front of everyone. The fact that it’s done on an internet message board from the safety of your home makes it even more pathetic. So much hate. I think we all know who the fat kid in high school was.
Why take my hate of you to PM when I can express it publicly, douchebag. No one really wants to listen to your "Ahhm da preachaaaahh, haaailalooouyah..."
You get responses because there is nothing else to respond to. No one cares about you or your stupid schtick. I'm beginning to think you are Skurt Lockwood.
Oh, and as for showing up...I've shown up before, and will do so again. Much more than you ever have tranny-acceptor. Ooh, maybe you can start a whole thread about how that word didn't appear on someone's spell checking software.
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#208303 - 12/23/06 07:30 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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I think the responses to my posts beg to differ lil wil. I've got an idea, why don’t you bring your hate to pm? Oh I’m sorry. I forgot you have to try to express your alpha maleness in front of everyone. The fact that it’s done on an internet message board from the safety of your home makes it even more pathetic. So much hate. I think we all know who the fat kid in high school was.
Why take my hate of you to PM when I can express it publicly, douchebag. No one really wants to listen to your "Ahhm da preachaaaahh, haaailalooouyah..."
You get responses because there is nothing else to respond to. No one cares about you or your stupid schtick. I'm beginning to think you are Skurt Lockwood.
Oh, and as for showing up...I've shown up before, and will do so again. Much more than you ever have tranny-acceptor. Ooh, maybe you can start a whole thread about how that word didn't appear on someone's spell checking software.
I’m done with you Little Willie. Luckily for you I refuse to engage in witty verbal battles with unarmed people such as yourself. Therefore, I’m ignoring you like a Russian orphan. Any further attempt to anger me will be about as successful as you hitting on college girls at the local bar. The next time you feel like pissing on me, I suggest you take that pent up anger and go back to harassing 18 year old girls on myspace. I know you are likely devastated that I will no longer be pandering to your utterly pointless angst, so I have good news: Jesus loves you :-P
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#208305 - 12/23/06 03:40 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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NICE PILE OF WEED ON TOP OF THE XBOX! 
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#208308 - 12/25/06 12:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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With last minute shopping over, I see that XPT's "girls next door" are the most popular recipients of "Dicks in a Box":
Holly Randall:..13
Ceara Lynch:...9
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#208310 - 12/26/06 05:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#208311 - 12/26/06 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I can't tell you how happy this makes me. For everyone that voted for me, PM me for my address. I salivate in anticipation of recieving all your castrated peni.
It's been almost an hour, has ben sent you his PM yet?
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#208312 - 12/28/06 06:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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Well... Actually. If you zoom in, which I cant do, its a leopard print Xbox. But close.
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#208313 - 12/28/06 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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