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My dick in a box would require some modificatons. Upon opening the box, a small spotlight would shine on my dick and the theme from 2001: A Space Oddese a would play. That's just how I roll.


The best Christmas present ever would be you going away.

That and someone curing the "GPT infection" that has overcome the Monkey Cage.



Little Willie's random, unchecked aggression is reminiscent of a mosquito bite, only less devastating. *yawn*
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God gave us sluts, I believe it, and that settles it!