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#208027 - 12/20/06 09:42 AM Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th grade
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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For some suspicious reason, I cant reply or post in TALENT for hire, so I couldnt chime in for the Gen Padova Semen Seminar in conjunction with the Hailey Young total defilement taking place tonight.

Gen wrote: "If Hailey Young swallows gallons worth in Gokkun then she might benefit something but there's not enough protein, fructose, vitamin c, zinc (this is why Sergio's cum was always clear, Tony, totally lacking zinc), some citric acids (where some men have most than fructose contributing to a nasty taste), and of course water.

CHUG HAILEY CHUG!!! "


Ok....now when I read this I said to myself, "suppose MY 8th grade Biology Teacher (circa 1981) had gone into this level of detail regarding the composition of Semen...would he/she still be teaching the next day?"

Probably not....

Subliminal message to all porn chicks: Drinking 100 loads of creep splooge is NOT sexy...it will not get you a decent boyfriend or especially a Sugar Daddy/Burglar.

Fucking weirdos....
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#208028 - 12/20/06 09:44 AM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th grade
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Here's wishing you a white Christmas, Burg!
Happy Holidays!

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#208029 - 12/20/06 11:42 AM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
Up to your same tricks i see Burg, some things never change I guess
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#208030 - 12/20/06 11:57 AM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Up to your same tricks i see Burg, some things never change I guess





Yeah, I guess...All the same, Happy Holidays Tuna Joe...
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#208031 - 12/20/06 01:10 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Registered: 04/20/03
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I wanna know why you can't post in Talent For Hire... are you a XPT Talent Predator or something?

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#208032 - 12/20/06 01:19 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

For some suspicious reason, I cant reply or post in TALENT for hire,



I want to know too. Its not like we can ban people in certain forums. Maybe it was Sierra and her super secret ninja skills.
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#208033 - 12/20/06 02:36 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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thread's been locked



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#208034 - 12/20/06 03:40 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Quote:

thread's been locked





He means the entire forum, not the one thread.
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#208035 - 12/20/06 04:27 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
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betcha he didn't try another thread
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#208036 - 12/20/06 04:36 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Quote:

betcha he didn't try another thread




How much do you want to bet?

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#208037 - 12/20/06 04:39 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Willie D Offline

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Actually, Burg is now in his own "user class," apart from regular users, moderators and administrators. This was done in response to some very specific things that were discussed in the admin forum. Everyone had a chance to give DB read, write, or edit capabilities in each section. Looks like Chico made him read-only.




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#208038 - 12/20/06 04:56 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Wow. Just wow.

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#208039 - 12/20/06 05:27 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Quote:

Actually, Burg is now in his own "user class," apart from regular users, moderators and administrators. This was done in response to some very specific things that were discussed in the admin forum. Everyone had a chance to give DB read, write, or edit capabilities in each section. Looks like Chico made him read-only.







And yet Nago walks the earth like a king!
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#208040 - 12/20/06 05:48 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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Quote:

Actually, Burg is now in his own "user class," apart from regular users, moderators and administrators. This was done in response to some very specific things that were discussed in the admin forum. Everyone had a chance to give DB read, write, or edit capabilities in each section. Looks like Chico made him read-only.







someone needs to elaborate

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#208041 - 12/20/06 06:32 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

Actually, Burg is now in his own "user class," apart from regular users, moderators and administrators. This was done in response to some very specific things that were discussed in the admin forum. Everyone had a chance to give DB read, write, or edit capabilities in each section. Looks like Chico made him read-only.







This absolutely just made my year...

Yo willie d, I'll treat ya to two hours in the VIP room at Cheetah's next month in Vegas, and throw in a steak/dead cow dinner at HArrah's, if you finish spilling the beans you already started to....um...spill. Come on Brah, what was "discussed" about me (and others/ et al) in the super secret admin dungeon?
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#208042 - 12/20/06 06:45 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Bornyo Offline
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Look at the brightside Burg- you're in a class of your own!

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#208043 - 12/20/06 06:52 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Quote:

Looks like Chico made him read-only.






Negative, I did no such thing. Talk to the ninja mod.
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#208044 - 12/20/06 07:00 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Quote:

someone needs to elaborate




okay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3dOnDc5DMg
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#208045 - 12/20/06 07:24 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Willie D Offline

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All I can say (without betraying the confidences of other mods) is that a discussion was had, some changes to the board occurred...and some of it impacted DB. Whether it is past baggage or not, someone asked me the question, I started the thread, things rolled from there. DB is welcome to post in the Shit List any time.





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#208046 - 12/20/06 08:46 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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What did Malice have to say in that thread Willie? If the admin wants it done poor DB is in trouble.
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#208047 - 12/20/06 08:57 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
I am fascinated by the fact that there is a secret area of XPT where the mods discuss problem posters and how to use Photoshop.

Is there a secret handshake too?
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#208048 - 12/20/06 09:17 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
chisulo Offline
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Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
there is some crazy subversive shit going on here. what did da burglar do?

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#208049 - 12/20/06 09:44 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Quote:

What did Malice have to say in that thread Willie? If the admin wants it done poor DB is in trouble.




I stayed out of the whole matter.
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#208050 - 12/20/06 10:02 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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I am not responsible one bit for what this thread has become!

Wait, not good enough...

Ahhhhhhh...

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#208051 - 12/20/06 10:29 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Quote:

Quote:

What did Malice have to say in that thread Willie? If the admin wants it done poor DB is in trouble.




I stayed out of the whole matter.





This is too good...comeon you fuckheads, end the year with a bang...what the hell was this all about/what did I do?

"What to do about Da Burglar?"
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#208052 - 12/21/06 05:29 AM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

I am fascinated by the fact that there is a secret area of XPT where the mods discuss problem posters and how to use Photoshop.

Is there a secret handshake too?



There is an old thread that explains it all. do a search for it and you'll have your answer.
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#208053 - 12/21/06 10:03 AM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:



"What to do about Da Burglar?"




I say we ignore him.
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#208054 - 12/21/06 12:21 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
You know, Burg's ruined the "/" for me. He single-handedly championed it's use on this board. He over-used it until I wonder if I'll ever be able to type a "/" again without thinking of those beady eyes peering at me over the top of a beer bottle.

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#208055 - 12/21/06 01:22 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
Quote:

Look at the brightside Burg- you're in a class of your own!




Wasn't he always?

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#208056 - 12/21/06 01:26 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
It's disappointing considering the title of this thread that no one has suggested what they would do if Gen had been their 8th grade bio teacher. I mean, not even one suggestion of rubbing one out in a petrie dish and leaving it under her microscope?

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#208057 - 12/21/06 03:47 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Well mah'dear it's because people around here on the most part can't picture this piss drinking nose heffer in a sexual way other than just another annoying whore posting on xpt from time to time. But I do thank you for the love. Mewwy Kissmas to you.






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#208058 - 12/21/06 05:13 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
insert elf joke here

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#208059 - 01/04/07 10:59 PM Re: Gen should've been a Biology Teacher in 8th gr
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