I think at this time of year, we need to remember the ugly whores, the skanks, the meth heads, the crackheads... all the girls, in fact, who won't be getting Christmas presents from kind-hearted people like Santa Burg.

The girls who've pissed their earnings away on quick highs rather than investments. The girls who've handed all their bucks over to suitcase pimps or spent it on fake gold, bad deals and bad booze.

In other words, the sort of girls Tony gets into his office and takes snaps of for our amusement.