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thanks for killing jesus in such a creepy way fayner-i'm thinking about going to revere to see the giant crucifiction-montages right next to the doe-eyed reindeer(redundancy of doe? who cares).
i think tyler faith's actually from saugus or revere-i should have her father come fix part of my place then sue him for the fuck of it as his retirement-savings get hoovered-up like sexycity and a supermarket lobster-tank.
marry wankus and suddenly your parents are forced into public housing and you suddenly realize you have less-value than 19-year olds hoping to quit before the baby starts showing? fucking comedy.
1) James, do they STILL put up those 'dead-guy-on-a-stick' abominations in Revere this time of year? I thought they got rid of them years ago after someone or some group protested they promoted violence and S&M behavior?
2) I thought Tyler was from the still-existing-but-ever-shrinking-thanks-to-Portugese-immigrants-with-high-work-ethics white trash section of Dorchester?
3) I'd give anything if Brigham's still had a few restaurants open dude....Friendly's sucks Gopher nuts. Seriously James, remember the Brigham's that used to be in Harvard Square, next to the Store-24 and that English Pizza Pub that would put GOBS of Cheddar Cheese on the Pizza so that, after you'd eat it following a night of Keg Beer drinking at Elliot House you wouldnt shit for a week...?? Brigham's had the Best Holiday Ice Cream Selection, a true Boston tradition. Fuck Friendly's and their Jubilee Rolls....
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