"Get the walker for grandpa, my hip is shot kiddo."

I wonder if the soccer mom van is equipped with motorized parapelegic devices that can lift his wheelchair into the vehicle during drug-induced comotose states?

Nice shoes, BTW.

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I can only imagine he wrote this wiki all by himself? Plentiful dose of humor, WTF?

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In addition to collecting and publishing industry insider news, Fayner always includes a plentiful dose of humor in his web articles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Fayner

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