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#207798 - 12/19/06 11:35 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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thats one grizzly looking white dude. does he have hepatitis?
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#207801 - 12/19/06 01:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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drugs are bad mm'kay? how old is he, really? 35? he looks 65 
Those old Vans on his feet are at least as old as he is. Nobody's worn those since Sean Penn did as Spicolli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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#207805 - 12/19/06 06:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i hate to say it but i know a few people who currently wear shoes just like that. youth culture is a strange thing.
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#207806 - 12/19/06 08:50 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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that nigga scotty disasterous
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#207808 - 12/19/06 09:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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thank you all for this funny thread.
made my day...
Fayner, what does your day consist of? Your site is nothing but cut and paste from other stories posted on the net.
At least in the old days it was some what readable, but, God forbid if Taylor Drain gets ahold of it and I have to read a story about what is hard or what is whack, or her favorite kind of weed that she smokes.
Scott, go back to the old days, where your wrote interesting stuff. if you can't do this for us then maybe it's time for you to 
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#207809 - 12/19/06 09:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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thank you all for this funny thread.
made my day...
Scott, let's get drunk and go hit golf balls at the driving range down the street from the MGM next month...mmmkay? Bring Taylor along...when one of us hits a decent shot, we'll send her down range to retrieve the ball while the other tries to hit her with another tee shot. Seriously...the chances of injury are very slim given the instroduction of booze, but it'd be a real hoot. 
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#207810 - 12/20/06 07:32 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#207813 - 12/20/06 06:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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He resembles Keith Richards more & more with each passing photo.
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#207817 - 12/21/06 01:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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while Fayner would party till the wee hours of morning.
Is that what you call sweating and shivering in a corner while cracked out? 
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#207818 - 12/21/06 01:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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He resembles Keith Richards more & more with each passing
No way, Keith Richards is cool. Fayner isn't.
I'd rather party with Fayner than Keith Richards. Chances are, considering he's a senior citizen, Keith would nod off around 8pm, while Fayner would party till the wee hours of morning.
Plus, Fayner probably gets better stuff...
WOW,
someone riding Fayners nuts pretty hard here. 
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#207819 - 12/21/06 01:09 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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Fuck that man, Fayner is fucking awesome...my money is riding on fayner outliving all you motherfuckers.
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#207820 - 12/21/06 01:09 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
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Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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#207821 - 12/21/06 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Fuck that man, Fayner is fucking awesome...my money is riding on fayner outliving all you motherfuckers.
Yeah, because he is such a health nut.
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#207822 - 12/21/06 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#207823 - 12/21/06 05:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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He resembles Keith Richards more & more with each passing
No way, Keith Richards is cool. Fayner isn't.
I'd rather party with Fayner than Keith Richards. Chances are, considering he's a senior citizen, Keith would nod off around 8pm, while Fayner would party till the wee hours of morning.
Plus, Fayner probably gets better stuff...
As far as I was concerned the jury was still out on you, vodguy. Until this post. Fayner is cooler than Keith Richards?
The verdict is "you're lame".
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#207825 - 12/21/06 07:01 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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I was curious at his age, so I looked up his myspace(you can find just about anyone on there) and it said he was 35. 35?!? I've seen 90 year old women who look in better health than him. Seriously makes you wonder what he's going to look like when he reaches Keith Richards's age. Well, if he lives that long. BTW, did you know his dogs have their own myspace pages. http://www.myspace.com/rhiannonfayner http://www.myspace.com/dickbandithttp://www.myspace.com/smokieandthebandit
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#207827 - 12/21/06 07:20 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
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I was curious at his age, so I looked up his myspace(you can find just about anyone on there) and it said he was 35. 35?!? I've seen 90 year old women who look in better health than him. Seriously makes you wonder what he's going to look like when he reaches Keith Richards's age. Well, if he lives that long.
KR himself didn't even live that long. hahaha Hasn't he been one of the 'living dead' for the last quarter century or so. 
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#207829 - 12/21/06 09:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#207830 - 12/22/06 05:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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He resembles Keith Richards more & more with each passing
No way, Keith Richards is cool. Fayner isn't.
I'd rather party with Fayner than Keith Richards. Chances are, considering he's a senior citizen, Keith would nod off around 8pm, while Fayner would party till the wee hours of morning.
Plus, Fayner probably gets better stuff...
As far as I was concerned the jury was still out on you, vodguy. Until this post. Fayner is cooler than Keith Richards?
The verdict is "you're lame".
I think you need to re-read my post there ace, I didn't say he was "cooler than Keith Richards", I said I 'd rather PARTY with Fayner.
Although the Stones kick ass, Richards is an old man. This isn't 1972 anymore.
The verdict is: you're a homo.
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#207831 - 12/22/06 05:42 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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He resembles Keith Richards more & more with each passing
No way, Keith Richards is cool. Fayner isn't.
I'd rather party with Fayner than Keith Richards. Chances are, considering he's a senior citizen, Keith would nod off around 8pm, while Fayner would party till the wee hours of morning.
Plus, Fayner probably gets better stuff...
Its not about the , its about the whores. Keith Richards probably still pulls in hot whores just because who he is; nevermind that he is a 1,000 year old zombie.
This is true... Keith could probably get a lot more chicks to fuck his dusty, old cock than Fayner.
But, in this case, it's about the $$$
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#207832 - 12/22/06 10:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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#207833 - 12/22/06 10:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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This could all be kind of academic anyways. Has anyone ever checked Fayner's pulse? Are we sure he's actually still 'alive' as classed by medical science?
He may be an experiment on the part of the big Mexican drug cartels to see if animation on a corpse can be achieved using a cocktail of drugs. The head shots posted remind me of Jeff Conaway's meltdown. Fayner, you're not on Benedryl are you? That stuff's lethal.
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#207835 - 12/22/06 01:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Yeah! That's the fucker! I didn't recognize him in the poster without his baseball cap!
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#207836 - 12/22/06 09:06 PM
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#207837 - 12/23/06 12:23 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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according to my contacts in the Industy they dress him in white so that they can tell quickly when he has shit himself. Quote:
Scott Fayner
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Scott Fayner (AKA Luke Ford) is a porn industry writer who has written for Hustler. His website features interviews with industry actors and executives, movie reviews, and porn star gossip. He was briefly married to adult film actress Taylor Rain (TMFR) who is also the editor-in-chief of his industry news website. He strictly follows Hasidic Judaism, and often finds that conflicts with is line of business.
In addition to collecting and publishing industry insider news, Fayner always includes a plentiful dose of humor in his web articles
I didn't realize that Scott Fayner was Luke Ford!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Fayner
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#207838 - 12/23/06 05:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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"Get the walker for grandpa, my hip is shot kiddo."
I wonder if the soccer mom van is equipped with motorized parapelegic devices that can lift his wheelchair into the vehicle during drug-induced comotose states?
Nice shoes, BTW.
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I can only imagine he wrote this wiki all by himself? Plentiful dose of humor, WTF?
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In addition to collecting and publishing industry insider news, Fayner always includes a plentiful dose of humor in his web articles.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Fayner
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#207840 - 12/23/06 05:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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google sez a black star/hooker/escort gave fayner the gift of stds.
of course, she died of cholera a week later. the host was never found, weird.
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#207842 - 12/23/06 11:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Ahh, there's nothing more important during the holiday season than giving the gift that keeps on giving. Quote:
google sez a black star/hooker/escort gave fayner the gift of stds.
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