The reason some of us like big fake tits: we like slutty looking girls. Danielle Derek can put on sweats and go to walmart to buy groceries and she's still gonna look like a whore. That is hot. The fact that she is willing to look like a freak so she can be a better whore is totally strokeworthy. Her Frankensteinity (!) has its own appeal.

Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.