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#207728 - 12/18/06 07:50 PM
i would hit it
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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you're supposed to.
they had the technology. 
bigger. 
blonder. 
bigger. 
more outrageous. 
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#207730 - 12/18/06 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Yeah, I'd hit it, right upside it's head. Is that a blowup doll, or a plastic fucking mannequin?
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#207733 - 12/18/06 09:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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That's sickly skinny. I can't fathom, nor do I ever wish to, what it's like to hammer my meaty manvein into her pelvic bone. I'm surprised this whore hasn't been broken in two, she must be reinforced in that region or something, WTF? Quote:
dude, i don't know. whichever one you like.
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#207734 - 12/18/06 11:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box.
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#207737 - 12/19/06 09:35 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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#207740 - 12/19/06 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Jeeee-zuz. I sincerely hopped the photographer was using a <20mm wide angle. If he wasn't, then that chick needs to get on an IV stat! How do her spindly legs and torso support such a giant cranium? Truly a miracle of modern medicine (insert substance abuse joke here).
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#207742 - 12/19/06 08:14 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Ridiculous fake boobs, fake lips, and ass implants. What's not to like? Why not just buy a foam rubber simulacrum and fuck it? On her website, she boasts: Quote:
And in just a few short months I have another surprise for everyone, maybe my biggest accomplishment yet… I am getting 34GGG Breasts… cannot wait to show them off and let you get a feel…
No, she's not addicted to the surgery. And she will live a long and healthy life.
I understand she was a (love you) long-time escort before she went into porn in order to boost her rates. I wonder if the plastic surgery obsession coincided with the career shift?
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#207743 - 12/19/06 08:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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The reason some of us like big fake tits: we like slutty looking girls. Danielle Derek can put on sweats and go to walmart to buy groceries and she's still gonna look like a whore. That is hot. The fact that she is willing to look like a freak so she can be a better whore is totally strokeworthy. Her Frankensteinity (!) has its own appeal.
Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.
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#207744 - 12/19/06 09:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Point taken, and I do find her scenes strokeworthy for just that reason. However, whatever her ridiculously inflated escorting fee may be these days is almost certainly not worth it. Nothing like grabbing a handful of tits and getting mostly plastic, I can't imagine what grabbing a handful of ass implant would do for my enthusiasm.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#207745 - 12/19/06 09:35 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
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Yeah, the ass implants look weirder than I would have thought, having never seen them before.
Still - I wouldn't pay to fuck her, but I'll watch her vids.
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#207746 - 12/19/06 10:25 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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ms. derek fascinates me for a number of reasons. i can see that she is a freak. she is freak ish, looking like weird, cheap science. she is my desires, in my face and heinous. i always choose the porn chicks that look like this over the natural looking ones. although clearly ms. derek needs to eat, and if she worked with max hardcore i would feel more conflicted than even usual when i watched her throw on up. (she needed that food, max! look what she's carrying!)  i think i had other things to say, but it's so late. and i can't get my girlfriend to suck my dick.  i bet danielle derek would always suck my dick. 
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#207748 - 12/19/06 10:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#207752 - 12/20/06 06:27 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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She has nice arms. What is her height and weight?
ladirectmodels lists her at 5'5". I hate to burst her bubble but for a girl that height she shouldn't weigh more than 80 lbs. I recommend an extra 100 mg of ephedra per day.
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#207753 - 12/20/06 08:39 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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#207757 - 12/20/06 02:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Quote:
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Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.
Same reason Chelsea Charms continues to get work...
Low Rider
God I Love her!!!
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#207759 - 12/20/06 05:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I'd rather fuck Joan Rivers herself. Check this shit out, I was watching "Top Notch Bitches #4" this evening and saw this for the first time. It's the first scene I've seen her in, because I'm generally repulsed by her "stretched plastic" look. *If I knew how to attach a pic, I'd gladly do so with a vidcap I pulled off that flick. Anyone care to assist?* Quote:
The reason some of us like big fake tits: we like slutty looking girls. Danielle Derek can put on sweats and go to walmart to buy groceries and she's still gonna look like a whore. That is hot. The fact that she is willing to look like a freak so she can be a better whore is totally strokeworthy. Her Frankensteinity (!) has its own appeal.
Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.
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#207760 - 12/20/06 06:32 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Why don't you just google, "how to create a vidcap"? Google is your friend.
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#207761 - 12/20/06 08:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Yeah, thanks JoePa, but I know how to do that. I don't know how to attach the fucking thing afterwards. Quote:
Why don't you just google, "how to create a vidcap"? Google is your friend.
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#207762 - 12/20/06 08:41 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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what if you posted pictures of these more faker looking ladies and then played the price is right pricing game. bid on how much she costed. whoever comes closest without going over still probably can't get laid. it's not a very good idea, actually.  0001 8406 6559 1999 1648 6803 5323 4022 7914 0939 #@*! 7054 $7054 whatever. money well spent. 
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#207763 - 12/21/06 03:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I've seen less cottage cheese on the thighs of fat porn whores. This makes me want to 
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