DUC's camera bids you shalom from the Playboy Manbsion. Remember folks...Hef doesn't own it...and one more financial crisis from PLA will land it in the hands of LaSalle Bank.

Dave Cummings and Tim Conway are beginning to look a lot alike, 'cept Dorf doesn't have rent-a-whores from L.A. Direct.

Seriously, Dave looks like he's dropped some pounds, and maybe given it to the whore on his right. I kinda figured the Mansion, along with the AViaNs, was one of the remaining gigs where whores still kind of dressed up. It sure isn't time for a track meet.

Sweet baby Jesus, can anyone guess what these two dudes are talking about? Hint: not Perry Farrell.


Dropping fucking loads...dropping fucking dendrites.

Speaking of Jane, remember "Coming Down Meth Mountain?" Never mind. Mariah would be much better off trying to score with Nick Manning than NBA-star-upcoming Dwight Howard. If Dwight doesn't work out she'll try to score with A.C. Green. If not AC, Shawn Kemp can spread it around pretty good. I'm sure Jason Kidd could also beat some sense into her

These are "Playmates?"

I know the photos were always airbrushed and all (or today, Photoshopped), but where did this lot of second-class trolls come from? Someone go find Debra Jo Fondren, her legacy is being mangled.