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#207703 - 12/18/06 12:50 PM
Duke Floored's Playboy Party Pix
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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DUC's camera bids you shalom from the Playboy Manbsion. Remember folks...Hef doesn't own it...and one more financial crisis from PLA will land it in the hands of LaSalle Bank. Dave Cummings and Tim Conway are beginning to look a lot alike, 'cept Dorf doesn't have rent-a-whores from L.A. Direct.  Seriously, Dave looks like he's dropped some pounds, and maybe given it to the whore on his right. I kinda figured the Mansion, along with the AViaNs, was one of the remaining gigs where whores still kind of dressed up. It sure isn't time for a track meet. Sweet baby Jesus, can anyone guess what these two dudes are talking about? Hint: not Perry Farrell.  Dropping fucking loads...dropping fucking dendrites.  Speaking of Jane, remember "Coming Down Meth Mountain?" Never mind. Mariah would be much better off trying to score with Nick Manning than NBA-star-upcoming Dwight Howard. If Dwight doesn't work out she'll try to score with A.C. Green. If not AC, Shawn Kemp can spread it around pretty good. I'm sure Jason Kidd could also beat some sense into her  These are "Playmates?"   I know the photos were always airbrushed and all (or today, Photoshopped), but where did this lot of second-class trolls come from? Someone go find Debra Jo Fondren, her legacy is being mangled.
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#207705 - 12/18/06 04:32 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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a 5 year old kid i know once went to a dress up party as hugh hefner. this seemed strange to me at the time; no kid should really be aware of who hugh hefner is, and even then, he probably shouldn't be aspiring to be him. thus, most likely his parents dressed him up as hugh, some kind of injoke to the other parents at the party- a "come see my kid dressed as the only pornographer society accepts" type thing. either way, the parents are gonna have some 'splaining to do when in about 10 years time he asks them why he has photographs of himself as a 5 year old dressed in a silk robe and slippers whilst wetting himself.
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#207706 - 12/18/06 04:38 PM
Re: Duke Floored's Playboy Party Pix
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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there's really nothing to say about the latest crop of luke's photos other than once again luke has destroyed yet another adolescent fantasy. who as a 15 year old didn't want to party at the playboy mansion, surrounded by beautiful women of low moral standing? who didn't want to hang out with the oh-so-cool celebrities photographed wearing sunglasses at 2am trying to look like their lives had any meaning whatsoever?
luke has just revealed yet another mirage in the desert of life.
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#207707 - 12/18/06 04:40 PM
Re: Duke Floored's Playboy Party Pix
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i hate to post 3 times in a row like a rookie fag, but i just noticed:
this lady shows me exactly how the girl i was in love with in high school will look like in 10 years. i thank the ghost of Christmas future for giving me this amazing insight
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#207708 - 12/18/06 05:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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 [non-porn-biz civilian confused] Are these suppose to be PROFESSIONAL pics or just amateur candids? I've taken some bad digital pics, but I don't share them with people. Why post a pic if the subject looks AWFUL! It's like the pics a person uses of an opponent in an election.  Is that just his style? Throw out a net and maybe something I catch will matter? Rather weak ...
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#207709 - 12/18/06 06:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Is that just his style?
[lockwood] YES [/lockwood]
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#207711 - 12/18/06 08:23 PM
Re: Duke Floored's Playboy Party Pix
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Annie Leibovitz couldn't make these "people" look physically appealing, so I don't see any reason to keep harping on Luke's style (or lack of). Luke's as much a photographer as Lockwood is a heterosexual. Additionally, we all know Luke was only put on this planet to do three things -- be a miserable faux-Jew, not satisfy Holly sexually (ZING!) and break salacious stories about the lowest of the low for easily entertained shitheads like me and you. Let the poor man be.
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#207713 - 12/18/06 09:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Luke's as much a photographer as Lockwood is a heterosexual.
If I didn't already have a nifty sig I'd use this one. 
Nope- Not even close. Luke never claimed to be a photographer.
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#207714 - 12/18/06 09:49 PM
Re: Duke Floored's Playboy Party Pix
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Aww, goddam it, and I needed a sig, too! I was gonna take it, now the humility is gone. Quote:
Nope- Not even close. Luke never claimed to be a photographer.
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#207716 - 12/18/06 11:54 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I just got back from New York and I truly feel at home catching up on this site and laughing my ass off at the horribly funny things you all have to say. I must admit though, Mary Carey looks good-- I'm loving that dress.
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#207717 - 12/19/06 05:09 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
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These are "Playmates?" I know the photos were always airbrushed and all (or today, Photoshopped), but where did this lot of second-class trolls come from? Someone go find Debra Jo Fondren, her legacy is being mangled.
The one in the very back is Holly Madison (not a Playmate, but a Hef girlfriend). Right in front of her is Bridget Marquardt (also not a playmate, but a Hef girlfriend). The brunette in the front looks like Janine Habeck. See photos of her. The blonde behind the brunette looks like Shallan Meiers (a 2002 Playmate). See photos of her here.
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#207721 - 12/20/06 07:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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You're a "webmistress / porn journalist"? Quote:
These are "Playmates?"
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#207723 - 12/21/06 11:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#207724 - 12/21/06 02:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Sin City are mere amateurs at airbrushing. If you want a masterclass, look at any DVD sleeve from Digital Playground.
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#207725 - 12/23/06 05:56 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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DUC's camera bids you shalom from the Playboy Manbsion. Remember folks...Hef doesn't own it...and one more financial crisis from PLA will land it in the hands of LaSalle Bank.
Dave Cummings and Tim Conway are beginning to look a lot alike, 'cept Dorf doesn't have rent-a-whores from L.A. Direct.
Seriously, Dave looks like he's dropped some pounds, and maybe given it to the whore on his right. I kinda figured the Mansion, along with the AViaNs, was one of the remaining gigs where whores still kind of dressed up. It sure isn't time for a track meet.
Sweet baby Jesus, can anyone guess what these two dudes are talking about? Hint: not Perry Farrell.
Dropping fucking loads...dropping fucking dendrites.
Speaking of Jane, remember "Coming Down Meth Mountain?" Never mind. Mariah would be much better off trying to score with Nick Manning than NBA-star-upcoming Dwight Howard. If Dwight doesn't work out she'll try to score with A.C. Green. If not AC, Shawn Kemp can spread it around pretty good. I'm sure Jason Kidd could also beat some sense into her
These are "Playmates?"
I know the photos were always airbrushed and all (or today, Photoshopped), but where did this lot of second-class trolls come from? Someone go find Debra Jo Fondren, her legacy is being mangled.
Great insight from a great mind in pornography. Dubya D 40 does it again!
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#207727 - 12/23/06 10:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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why don't you show us how it's done. willie only used a fraction of the pictures from the same cheesedick-fete currently for the picking on LIB.
i'm excited to see this.
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