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#207651 - 12/18/06 10:59 AM
my x-mas proscription list
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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here's mine, in the spirit of x-mas, let's all share proscription-lists and maybe santa or a drunk/pms'ing mod will put something under the tree. or whatever.
tiny yootube guy
ethebody
ben
nago
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#207653 - 12/18/06 11:48 AM
Re: my x-mas proscription list
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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tiny yootube guy = creepy in a non-threatening, uninteresting way. ethebody = Eurotrash + Annoying ben =  nago = I say let him stay, if he sets himself on fire. 
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#207654 - 12/18/06 11:56 AM
Re: my x-mas proscription list
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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#207655 - 12/18/06 12:00 PM
Re: my x-mas proscription list
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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dude, i'm stressed, on so much coffee and dexedrine and i'm hard at that screenshot.
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#207658 - 12/18/06 09:26 PM
Re: my x-mas proscription list
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Is birdshit still around? He's #1 on my list.
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#207659 - 12/20/06 05:49 AM
ben is OK
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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i like ben. he seems pretty benign. maybe there is some reason i am unaware of that he is unpopular. if someone wants to show me an occasion where he has behaved sillily, then i would happily reconsider. but he seems okay to me. i think this place could use a few more dumb nice guys, honestly. a few less smart assholes. or, more to the point, a few less people acting the part of the smart asshole. and ethebody is one of my favorites.  though he probably does need boundaries.
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#207660 - 12/20/06 08:22 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Excuse us fucktard, but smart assholes are what MADE XPT, thank you!  Take your fan-stalker ass back to ADT if you want more nimrods like ben & company, there's plenty of them there, no need to duplicate it here. Quote:
i think this place could use a few more dumb nice guys, honestly. a few less smart assholes.
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#207662 - 12/21/06 01:18 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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Excuse us fucktard, but smart assholes are what MADE XPT, thank you!
Asshole?!?!?! Yeah, you referenced yourself right on that one. But smart ?!?!?! If you had a brain you'd take it out and piss on it.   Either that, or you'd fuck it in the ass, and maybe give the stem a reach-around. 
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#207663 - 12/21/06 03:14 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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And being an asshole is a negative thing? Is that the best you've got, you lerching ADT degenerate fan fag? Go back to ADT and protect your imaginary assclown buddies Sierra & Hillary from any wrong doing & bashing. After all, I'm sure you'll get head as consideration, right? ATTN: Anyone attending AEE, please get the proverbial AC Cream-like "I haven't slept in a week" photos with this douchebag and his favorite whores. Or maybe he'll be like AC and do it himself? We need photos of him leaning on one of the whores as though they're his walking crutch because his eyes are near swollen shut from the many lonely nights of masturbating into his own eyes while not on the convention floor. Quote:
Asshole?!?!?! Yeah, you referenced yourself right on that one. But smart ?!?!?! If you had a brain you'd take it out and piss on it. Either that, or you'd fuck it in the ass, and maybe give the stem a reach-around.
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#207664 - 12/21/06 03:21 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Take your fan-stalker ass back to ADT if you want more nimrods like ben & company, there's plenty of them there, no need to duplicate it here.
Didn't you used to be one of them?
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#207665 - 12/21/06 03:26 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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No Willie, I was just a rejected outcast over there. Like many of you, exiled to "The Land of Broken Toys" if I may.
I've been posting on & off here since I heard about it in January (courtesy of Gia & Tony). This is a much more relaxed atmosphere.
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Didn't you used to be one of them?
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#207666 - 12/21/06 03:43 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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And being an asshole is a negative thing? Is that the best you've got, you lerching ADT degenerate fan fag?
Go back to ADT and protect your imaginary assclown buddies Sierra & Hillary from any wrong doing & bashing. After all, I'm sure you'll get head as consideration, right?
ATTN: Anyone attending AEE, please get the proverbial AC Cream-like "I haven't slept in a week" photos with this douchebag and his favorite whores. Or maybe he'll be like AC and do it himself? We need photos of him leaning on one of the whores as though they're his walking crutch because his eyes are near swollen shut from the many lonely nights of masturbating into his own eyes while not on the convention floor.
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Asshole?!?!?! Yeah, you referenced yourself right on that one. But smart ?!?!?! If you had a brain you'd take it out and piss on it. Either that, or you'd fuck it in the ass, and maybe give the stem a reach-around.
Or better yet....why don't you take said pictures......
And for the record, I very rarely even look at ADT. Too many fanboys.........as opposed to fucktards like yourself. Keep talking that shit smart guy. Please, please, please have something comical to say to my face at AEE. 
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#207667 - 12/21/06 03:52 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Why, ya gonna beat me up? Good luck trying, son.  Didn't I just use the word "fucktard" in a previous post? Haven't you any imagination? Quote:
And for the record, I very rarely even look at ADT. Too many fanboys.........as opposed to fucktards like yourself. Keep talking that shit smart guy. Please, please, please have something comical to say to my face at AEE.
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#207668 - 12/21/06 04:01 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Hey, what's that smell? 'Testosterony'! My favorite Italian meal! Guys, put the fists away. None of you are going to be bitchslapping at AEE. The place is crawling with undercover Metro PD, for one thing. This adolescent posturing is beneath both of you. I'd expect that from the male talent, not the posters. Now let's all have a  'Tis the season of goodwill to all men!
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#207669 - 12/21/06 04:11 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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No physical fistacuffs from me boss. It's amazing how some guys let things get to them the way they do to point of threatening "an ass kickin'". I guess it's the only thing they know how to do (threaten, that is), whether they can carry it out effectively or tactfully is another story. My two cents worth, but most fanboys exert their energy on trying to impress the whores FAR too much. I'd even go far enough to say they couldn't beat a eyehole through a paper bag. But I dare not swing until swung at. As I said in another post (I think the Derrick Pierce piece), no one is going to fight, it's all shit talk. If they truly have the balls, it'll be after the show without all the glitz around. I certainly don't want to waste my money sitting in my hotel room after being ejected from the show floor, much less in the clink because some redneck assclown intends to play white knight for his wish-to-be porn whore girlfriend. Quote:
Hey, what's that smell? 'Testosterony'! My favorite Italian meal!
Guys, put the fists away. None of you are going to be bitchslapping at AEE. The place is crawling with undercover Metro PD, for one thing.
This adolescent posturing is beneath both of you. I'd expect that from the male talent, not the posters.
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#207670 - 12/21/06 06:23 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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Why, ya gonna beat me up? Good luck trying, son.
Didn't I just use the word "fucktard" in a previous post? Haven't you any imagination?
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Haven't you any balls (excluding the ones slapping your chin on a daily basis, of course)?
I believe the term 'fucktard' came from another source, obtw.
Conky - not to worry....a gutless fragment of a coward like jack_schittondick would never start anything inside or outside of the convention. He's a soft, weak little pussy that likes to make himself feel better about his inadequacies as both a man and a human being by talking a whole bunch of shit concerning things and people he knows absolutely nothing about. He has to live with the pathetic little shell of a man that he is, I don't. No more implications of violant retalliation from me from this point on. There's no joy in the thought of pummeling a eunuch for all the world to see.
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#207673 - 12/21/06 06:33 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
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There's no joy in the thought of pummeling a eunuch for all the world to see.
Not that I'm agreeing on your assessment of who is - or is not - a eunuch ... but, I wouldn't mess with one.
They're huge and have NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE!!
Hahahaha.......good point. They really don't have anything to live for. I suppose it really sucks being smooth like a 'Ken' doll, doesn't it jack?
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#207674 - 12/21/06 10:12 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
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WORSE THREAD EVER READ ON ANY MESSAGE BOARD! 
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#207675 - 12/21/06 10:13 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
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AFTER the hijack of course...
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#207677 - 12/21/06 10:36 PM
Re: ben is OK
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
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aw look... another lil junior Badass...Isn't that cute!
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#207678 - 12/21/06 10:55 PM
Re: ben is OK
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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aw look... another lil junior Badass...Isn't that cute!
Good job making this "worse" thread....."worser".
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#207681 - 12/22/06 09:34 AM
Re: Lee_11 uses his fleshlight to get pussy daily
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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At least when many XPT posters try to denegrate others on the forums like this, they know of the party in question. You know nothing about me, except for the 'Alabama Death Penalty' that is my avatar.
I still say you're fucking creative man, "jack_schittondick", wow. In the words of super porn whore & XPT poster Mia Rose, "har har".
You're the tough guy running his flap about about "kicking my ass", redneck. Guess that's the only thing y'all know how to do down there, the Hillybilly Stomp. It's right up there with the niggers shit-talking, and the only defense they have is "I'z gonna bust a cap in yo ass muthafucka".
There's no "joy" in your words at all, because you're acting strictly on the defense that you can kick anyone's ass, all because of what they wrote on a message board. Get a clue, Tonto. You're not the hillbilly toughguy you think you are. Lemme guess, you'll initiate the shit on the show floor instead, right? By all means, have at it, buddy. The rough shag carpet makes a great place to rub your nose in, like a puppy that just shat on my shoe.
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Conky - not to worry....a gutless fragment of a coward like jack_schittondick would never start anything inside or outside of the convention. He's a soft, weak little pussy that likes to make himself feel better about his inadequacies as both a man and a human being by talking a whole bunch of shit concerning things and people he knows absolutely nothing about. He has to live with the pathetic little shell of a man that he is, I don't. No more implications of violant retalliation from me from this point on. There's no joy in the thought of pummeling a eunuch for all the world to see.
Oh, and you're some muscle-bound meathead, eh Boss Hog? In comparison to the photo with you & the whores (your previous avatar; taken in Tampa?), you look as meth-skinny & whimpy as they do. Keep putting up a mouthful, you Duke Floored wanna-be, because that's all it amounts to.
BTW, I'm sure you know all about how smooth a Ken doll is, since mommy used to buy them for you as a child so you could learn how anatomically deficient you really are. As for defining it's smoothness, alternatively, I'll suggest that you've jammed one up your ass and felt nary an obstruction as the head (feet first) cleared your brown eye.
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Hahahaha.......good point. They really don't have anything to live for. I suppose it really sucks being smooth like a 'Ken' doll, doesn't it jack?
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#207682 - 12/22/06 10:49 AM
Re: Lee_11 uses his fleshlight to get pussy daily
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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If I can just point this in the right direction again, can I get a +1 for a ban on Ghostshitter? He contributes nothing, he's just an automated reply monkey with a fixation on Jamesn and his wife.
I've yet to see an interesting post from him, let alone and interesting reply.
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#207684 - 12/22/06 01:12 PM
jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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At least when many XPT posters try to denegrate others on the forums like this, they know of the party in question. You know nothing about me, except for the 'Alabama Death Penalty' that is my avatar.
And you know soooooooooo much about me, and yet you are the one who continues to start shit. Whatever.......I'm through talking about this.....it is pointless.
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#207686 - 12/22/06 01:19 PM
jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Brought back visions of my childhood when my brother and I would have our GI Joes with 'lifelike hair' abduct Ken and force Barbie and her sister Skipper to watch as we removed his head!!!
One of the many reasons my sister doesn't talk to me anymore ...
Hahaha.....What else were Barbie and Skipper forced to do, Fatman?
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#207688 - 12/22/06 06:25 PM
Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I know what I read & see here, and I've made no assumptions outside of that. Your songs of praise & dirty anus sucking comes far too often your most prized whores - nothing more, nothing less.
You also try to sound macho & threaten "ass kickings" to people who may very well be significantly larger & more agile than you, a true hillbilly if I ever saw one. You may return to your daily multi-hour viewing of Walker, Texas Ranger now.
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And you know soooooooooo much about me, and yet you are the one who continues to start shit. Whatever.......I'm through talking about this.....it is pointless.
Add lee_11 to my proscription list, as if it weren't obvious.
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#207690 - 12/23/06 02:18 PM
Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Contrary to your incessant rantings, I have never once threatened to "kick your ass". I have requested, asked, and nearly begged you to talk all that shit to me in person, but you seem to be the one who, in your own words, have gotten to the point where:
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It's amazing how some guys let things get to them the way they do to point of threatening "an ass kickin'". I guess it's the only thing they know how to do (threaten, that is), whether they can carry it out effectively or tactfully is another story.Quote:
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You also try to sound macho & threaten "ass kickings" to people who may very well be significantly larger & more agile than youQuote:
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Lemme guess, you'll initiate the shit on the show floor instead, right? By all means, have at it, buddy. The rough shag carpet makes a great place to rub your nose in, like a puppy that just shat on my shoe.Quote:
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Why, ya gonna beat me up? Good luck trying, son. Quote:
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#207691 - 12/23/06 02:21 PM
Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
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Oh, and you're some muscle-bound meathead, eh Boss Hog? In comparison to the photo with you & the whores (your previous avatar; taken in Tampa?), you look as meth-skinny & whimpy as they do. Quote:
I never claimed to be some "mouontain of a man". I am 6' 2", 205 lbs, there are others who post on here (Monstar for one, if he remembers our meeting) as to the validity of this statement. Never said I was Chuck Norris. I workout 3-4 times a week, as well as practice some form or another of MMA 3-4 times a week. I can't whip the world's ass, nor do I make any claims as such,.....but I can take care of myself. All your macho posturing doesn't wake me quake with fear.
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#207692 - 12/23/06 02:22 PM
Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Porn Icon
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If you guys do decide to duke it out at AEE than please make sure to do it in front of the JM booth so that someone there can take pics and post them here. Thanks in Advance 
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#207693 - 12/23/06 02:23 PM
Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
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ummm.....what was all that noise about me not being creative? Whatsa matter, couldn't come up with anything original? Quote:
Didn't I just use the word "fucktard" in a previous post? Haven't you any imagination?Quote:
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I still say you're fucking creative man, "jack_schittondick", wow.Quote:
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BTW, I'm sure you know all about how smooth a Ken doll is,Quote:
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#207694 - 12/23/06 02:24 PM
Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
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As I said in another post (I think the Derrick Pierce piece), no one is going to fight, it's all shit talk. If they truly have the balls, it'll be after the show without all the glitz around. I certainly don't want to waste my money sitting in my hotel room after being ejected from the show floor, much less in the clink......Quote:
Something we can agree upon. You're right! Its just stupid to waste all the time and money, and then be banished from the very event that you came to attend.
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#207695 - 12/23/06 02:33 PM
Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Registered: 09/05/06
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If you guys do decide to duke it out at AEE than please make sure to do it in front of the JM booth so that someone there can take pics and post them here.
Thanks in Advance
Better yet: Post a video on YouTube. 
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#207699 - 12/24/06 01:57 PM
Re: lee_11 is the Alabama chain gang's asswhore
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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And if I did Sigmund Freud, what are the consequences or rewards? Run back to Alabama & call mama? Enlighten me, or choose wiser words. Anyone who shit talks as I've quoted you below, is usually incinuating that they're going to punch someone in the mouth. Call it what you wish, but that sounds like a physical challenge to me. The more you try to one-up me tough guy, the more you remind me of the Arnie character in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?Quote:
Contrary to your incessant rantings, I have never once threatened to "kick your ass". I have requested, asked, and nearly begged you to talk all that shit to me in person,...
The basic originality of any of your postings is to incinuate that I'm queer. Real harsh (and original) attack, General Schwarzkopf.
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ummm.....what was all that noise about me not being creative? Whatsa matter, couldn't come up with anything original?
Only if Tony referees the match & Gia is taking the pictures. Since Gia is the AVN photographer, that shouldn't be a problem. And with a guy named Malice, how the fuck can you go wrong?
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Better yet: Post a video on YouTube.
Video? Fuck YouTube, if he'll oblige, I'd like Jeff to produce & distribute it. "AEE's Best Battle's", which would even have post-booking interviews with both participants of this hypothetical ass kicking.
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If you guys do decide to duke it out at AEE than please make sure to do it in front of the JM booth so that someone there can take pics and post them here.
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#207700 - 12/24/06 02:37 PM
the mental giant that is jack_schitt
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
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The basic originality of any of your postings is to incinuate that I'm queer.
Again you pull shit out of your ass. When have I incinuated that you are queer? Sure, I've called you an asshole (true by your own admission), and exposed the fact that you have no dick or balls, but I never called you queer. You might need to use that enormous intellectual advantage you think you possess, and go back and read some posts over again. You might want to check some other threads and see who threw the proverbial 1st punch in this battle while you're at it. 
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