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BTW, I'm sure you know all about how smooth a Ken doll is, since mommy used to buy them for you as a child so you could learn how anatomically deficient you really are. As for defining it's smoothness, alternatively, I'll suggest that you've jammed one up your ass and felt nary an obstruction as the head (feet first) cleared your brown eye.

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Brought back visions of my childhood when my brother and I would have our GI Joes with 'lifelike hair' abduct Ken and force Barbie and her sister Skipper to watch as we removed his head!!!



One of the many reasons my sister doesn't talk to me anymore ...

BTW Joe was "smooth", too. I think it was a boobytrap mine in the jungle that got 'em ...