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#207651 - 12/18/06 10:59 AM my x-mas proscription list
jamesn Offline
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here's mine, in the spirit of x-mas, let's all share proscription-lists and maybe santa or a drunk/pms'ing mod will put something under the tree. or whatever.
tiny yootube guy

ethebody

ben

nago

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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#207652 - 12/18/06 11:39 AM Re: my x-mas proscription list
gia jordan Offline
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I hate tiny creep yoo tube guy. The name, the child freak in his avatar, everything.
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#207653 - 12/18/06 11:48 AM Re: my x-mas proscription list
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind

tiny yootube guy = creepy in a non-threatening, uninteresting way.

ethebody = Eurotrash + Annoying

ben =

nago = I say let him stay, if he sets himself on fire.



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#207654 - 12/18/06 11:56 AM Re: my x-mas proscription list
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Funny...there's also 3 applesaucers and 5 pafh's in there too...bonus.


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#207655 - 12/18/06 12:00 PM Re: my x-mas proscription list
jamesn Offline
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dude, i'm stressed, on so much coffee and dexedrine and i'm hard at that screenshot.
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#207656 - 12/18/06 12:08 PM Re: my x-mas proscription list
Willie D Offline

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This will rellieve some of the stress...



And BTW that's another 2 applesaucers and 3 pafh's.



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#207657 - 12/18/06 01:14 PM Re: my x-mas proscription list
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Truly, WillieD, another Festivus miracle!

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#207658 - 12/18/06 09:26 PM Re: my x-mas proscription list
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Is birdshit still around? He's #1 on my list.
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#207659 - 12/20/06 05:49 AM ben is OK
big moose Offline
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i like ben. he seems pretty benign. maybe there is some reason i am unaware of that he is unpopular. if someone wants to show me an occasion where he has behaved sillily, then i would happily reconsider. but he seems okay to me. i think this place could use a few more dumb nice guys, honestly. a few less smart assholes. or, more to the point, a few less people acting the part of the smart asshole.

and ethebody is one of my favorites. though he probably does need boundaries.
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#207660 - 12/20/06 08:22 PM Re: ben is OK
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Excuse us fucktard, but smart assholes are what MADE XPT, thank you!



Take your fan-stalker ass back to ADT if you want more nimrods like ben & company, there's plenty of them there, no need to duplicate it here.

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i think this place could use a few more dumb nice guys, honestly. a few less smart assholes.


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#207661 - 12/20/06 08:47 PM Re: ben is OK
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
rereading my post, i see that my endorsement also insinuated the dude was dumb. i did not mean to imply any such thing. sorry, ben.
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#207662 - 12/21/06 01:18 PM Re: ben is OK
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Excuse us fucktard, but smart assholes are what MADE XPT, thank you!








Asshole?!?!?! Yeah, you referenced yourself right on that one. But smart ?!?!?! If you had a brain you'd take it out and piss on it. Either that, or you'd fuck it in the ass, and maybe give the stem a reach-around.

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#207663 - 12/21/06 03:14 PM Re: ben is OK
Dick Dastardly Offline
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And being an asshole is a negative thing? Is that the best you've got, you lerching ADT degenerate fan fag?

Go back to ADT and protect your imaginary assclown buddies Sierra & Hillary from any wrong doing & bashing. After all, I'm sure you'll get head as consideration, right?

ATTN: Anyone attending AEE, please get the proverbial AC Cream-like "I haven't slept in a week" photos with this douchebag and his favorite whores. Or maybe he'll be like AC and do it himself? We need photos of him leaning on one of the whores as though they're his walking crutch because his eyes are near swollen shut from the many lonely nights of masturbating into his own eyes while not on the convention floor.

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Asshole?!?!?! Yeah, you referenced yourself right on that one. But smart ?!?!?! If you had a brain you'd take it out and piss on it. Either that, or you'd fuck it in the ass, and maybe give the stem a reach-around.


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#207664 - 12/21/06 03:21 PM Re: ben is OK
Willie D Offline

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Take your fan-stalker ass back to ADT if you want more nimrods like ben & company, there's plenty of them there, no need to duplicate it here.



Didn't you used to be one of them?

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#207665 - 12/21/06 03:26 PM Re: ben is OK
Dick Dastardly Offline
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No Willie, I was just a rejected outcast over there. Like many of you, exiled to "The Land of Broken Toys" if I may.

I've been posting on & off here since I heard about it in January (courtesy of Gia & Tony). This is a much more relaxed atmosphere.
> fanboys

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Didn't you used to be one of them?


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#207666 - 12/21/06 03:43 PM Re: ben is OK
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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And being an asshole is a negative thing? Is that the best you've got, you lerching ADT degenerate fan fag?

Go back to ADT and protect your imaginary assclown buddies Sierra & Hillary from any wrong doing & bashing. After all, I'm sure you'll get head as consideration, right?

ATTN: Anyone attending AEE, please get the proverbial AC Cream-like "I haven't slept in a week" photos with this douchebag and his favorite whores. Or maybe he'll be like AC and do it himself? We need photos of him leaning on one of the whores as though they're his walking crutch because his eyes are near swollen shut from the many lonely nights of masturbating into his own eyes while not on the convention floor.

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Asshole?!?!?! Yeah, you referenced yourself right on that one. But smart ?!?!?! If you had a brain you'd take it out and piss on it. Either that, or you'd fuck it in the ass, and maybe give the stem a reach-around.







Or better yet....why don't you take said pictures......

And for the record, I very rarely even look at ADT. Too many fanboys.........as opposed to fucktards like yourself. Keep talking that shit smart guy. Please, please, please have something comical to say to my face at AEE.

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#207667 - 12/21/06 03:52 PM Re: ben is OK
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Why, ya gonna beat me up? Good luck trying, son.

Didn't I just use the word "fucktard" in a previous post? Haven't you any imagination?

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And for the record, I very rarely even look at ADT. Too many fanboys.........as opposed to fucktards like yourself. Keep talking that shit smart guy. Please, please, please have something comical to say to my face at AEE.


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#207668 - 12/21/06 04:01 PM Re: ben is OK
Conky Offline
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Hey, what's that smell? 'Testosterony'! My favorite Italian meal!

Guys, put the fists away. None of you are going to be bitchslapping at AEE. The place is crawling with undercover Metro PD, for one thing.

This adolescent posturing is beneath both of you. I'd expect that from the male talent, not the posters.

Now let's all have a

'Tis the season of goodwill to all men!
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#207669 - 12/21/06 04:11 PM Re: ben is OK
Dick Dastardly Offline
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No physical fistacuffs from me boss. It's amazing how some guys let things get to them the way they do to point of threatening "an ass kickin'". I guess it's the only thing they know how to do (threaten, that is), whether they can carry it out effectively or tactfully is another story.

My two cents worth, but most fanboys exert their energy on trying to impress the whores FAR too much. I'd even go far enough to say they couldn't beat a eyehole through a paper bag. But I dare not swing until swung at.

As I said in another post (I think the Derrick Pierce piece), no one is going to fight, it's all shit talk. If they truly have the balls, it'll be after the show without all the glitz around. I certainly don't want to waste my money sitting in my hotel room after being ejected from the show floor, much less in the clink because some redneck assclown intends to play white knight for his wish-to-be porn whore girlfriend.

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Hey, what's that smell? 'Testosterony'! My favorite Italian meal!

Guys, put the fists away. None of you are going to be bitchslapping at AEE. The place is crawling with undercover Metro PD, for one thing.

This adolescent posturing is beneath both of you. I'd expect that from the male talent, not the posters.



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#207670 - 12/21/06 06:23 PM Re: ben is OK
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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Why, ya gonna beat me up? Good luck trying, son.

Didn't I just use the word "fucktard" in a previous post? Haven't you any imagination?

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Haven't you any balls (excluding the ones slapping your chin on a daily basis, of course)?

I believe the term 'fucktard' came from another source, obtw.

Conky - not to worry....a gutless fragment of a coward like jack_schittondick would never start anything inside or outside of the convention. He's a soft, weak little pussy that likes to make himself feel better about his inadequacies as both a man and a human being by talking a whole bunch of shit concerning things and people he knows absolutely nothing about. He has to live with the pathetic little shell of a man that he is, I don't. No more implications of violant retalliation from me from this point on. There's no joy in the thought of pummeling a eunuch for all the world to see.

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#207671 - 12/21/06 06:23 PM Re: ben is OK
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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because some redneck assclown intends to play white knight for his wish-to-be porn whore girlfriend.




redneck, assclown, white knight and porn whore in the same sentance.

I like it!!!

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#207672 - 12/21/06 06:28 PM Re: ben is OK
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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There's no joy in the thought of pummeling a eunuch for all the world to see.




Not that I'm agreeing on your assessment of who is - or is not - a eunuch ... but, I wouldn't mess with one.

They're huge and have NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE!!

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#207673 - 12/21/06 06:33 PM Re: ben is OK
lee_11 Offline
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Quote:

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There's no joy in the thought of pummeling a eunuch for all the world to see.




Not that I'm agreeing on your assessment of who is - or is not - a eunuch ... but, I wouldn't mess with one.

They're huge and have NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE!!






Hahahaha.......good point. They really don't have anything to live for. I suppose it really sucks being smooth like a 'Ken' doll, doesn't it jack?

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#207674 - 12/21/06 10:12 PM Re: ben is OK
MsSwift Offline
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Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
WORSE THREAD EVER READ ON ANY MESSAGE BOARD!

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#207675 - 12/21/06 10:13 PM Re: ben is OK
MsSwift Offline
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AFTER the hijack of course...
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#207676 - 12/21/06 10:17 PM Re: ben is OK
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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WORSE THREAD EVER READ ON ANY MESSAGE BOARD!






That should be "worst" not "worse" you uneducated douche. And enough with the caps lock, Kurt Jr.
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#207677 - 12/21/06 10:36 PM Re: ben is OK
MsSwift Offline
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Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
aw look... another lil junior Badass...Isn't that cute!
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#207678 - 12/21/06 10:55 PM Re: ben is OK
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

aw look... another lil junior Badass...Isn't that cute!




Good job making this "worse" thread....."worser".
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#207679 - 12/21/06 10:59 PM Re: ben is OK
MsSwift Offline
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Registered: 08/06/06
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Quote:

Good job making this "worse" thread....."worser".




Someone was bound to do it so I figured...why not me!?!

Nice mileage from a simple typo!

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#207680 - 12/21/06 11:09 PM Re: my x-mas proscription list
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

...in the spirit of x-mas, let's all share proscription-lists and maybe santa or a drunk/pms'ing mod will put something under the tree. or whatever.

1.tiny yootube guy
2.ethebody
3.ben
4.nago




5.LouCypher - tries too hard and very ->
6.MsSwift - lame in every sense of the word and "worse" poster around
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#207681 - 12/22/06 09:34 AM Re: Lee_11 uses his fleshlight to get pussy daily
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
At least when many XPT posters try to denegrate others on the forums like this, they know of the party in question. You know nothing about me, except for the 'Alabama Death Penalty' that is my avatar.

I still say you're fucking creative man, "jack_schittondick", wow. In the words of super porn whore & XPT poster Mia Rose, "har har".

You're the tough guy running his flap about about "kicking my ass", redneck. Guess that's the only thing y'all know how to do down there, the Hillybilly Stomp. It's right up there with the niggers shit-talking, and the only defense they have is "I'z gonna bust a cap in yo ass muthafucka".

There's no "joy" in your words at all, because you're acting strictly on the defense that you can kick anyone's ass, all because of what they wrote on a message board. Get a clue, Tonto. You're not the hillbilly toughguy you think you are. Lemme guess, you'll initiate the shit on the show floor instead, right? By all means, have at it, buddy. The rough shag carpet makes a great place to rub your nose in, like a puppy that just shat on my shoe.

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Conky - not to worry....a gutless fragment of a coward like jack_schittondick would never start anything inside or outside of the convention. He's a soft, weak little pussy that likes to make himself feel better about his inadequacies as both a man and a human being by talking a whole bunch of shit concerning things and people he knows absolutely nothing about. He has to live with the pathetic little shell of a man that he is, I don't. No more implications of violant retalliation from me from this point on. There's no joy in the thought of pummeling a eunuch for all the world to see.




Oh, and you're some muscle-bound meathead, eh Boss Hog? In comparison to the photo with you & the whores (your previous avatar; taken in Tampa?), you look as meth-skinny & whimpy as they do. Keep putting up a mouthful, you Duke Floored wanna-be, because that's all it amounts to.

BTW, I'm sure you know all about how smooth a Ken doll is, since mommy used to buy them for you as a child so you could learn how anatomically deficient you really are. As for defining it's smoothness, alternatively, I'll suggest that you've jammed one up your ass and felt nary an obstruction as the head (feet first) cleared your brown eye.

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Hahahaha.......good point. They really don't have anything to live for. I suppose it really sucks being smooth like a 'Ken' doll, doesn't it jack?


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#207682 - 12/22/06 10:49 AM Re: Lee_11 uses his fleshlight to get pussy daily
Conky Offline
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If I can just point this in the right direction again, can I get a +1 for a ban on Ghostshitter? He contributes nothing, he's just an automated reply monkey with a fixation on Jamesn and his wife.

I've yet to see an interesting post from him, let alone and interesting reply.
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#207683 - 12/22/06 01:03 PM Re: Lee_11 uses his fleshlight to get pussy daily
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

If I can just point this in the right direction again, can I get a +1 for a ban on Ghostshitter? He contributes nothing, he's just an automated reply monkey with a fixation on Jamesn and his wife.

I've yet to see an interesting post from him, let alone and interesting reply.




+1!!

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#207684 - 12/22/06 01:12 PM jack_schitt takes his act on the road
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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At least when many XPT posters try to denegrate others on the forums like this, they know of the party in question. You know nothing about me, except for the 'Alabama Death Penalty' that is my avatar.






And you know soooooooooo much about me, and yet you are the one who continues to start shit. Whatever.......I'm through talking about this.....it is pointless.

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#207685 - 12/22/06 01:12 PM Re: Lee_11 uses his fleshlight to get pussy daily
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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BTW, I'm sure you know all about how smooth a Ken doll is, since mommy used to buy them for you as a child so you could learn how anatomically deficient you really are. As for defining it's smoothness, alternatively, I'll suggest that you've jammed one up your ass and felt nary an obstruction as the head (feet first) cleared your brown eye.





Brought back visions of my childhood when my brother and I would have our GI Joes with 'lifelike hair' abduct Ken and force Barbie and her sister Skipper to watch as we removed his head!!!



One of the many reasons my sister doesn't talk to me anymore ...

BTW Joe was "smooth", too. I think it was a boobytrap mine in the jungle that got 'em ...

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#207686 - 12/22/06 01:19 PM jack_schitt takes his act on the road
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
Quote:


Brought back visions of my childhood when my brother and I would have our GI Joes with 'lifelike hair' abduct Ken and force Barbie and her sister Skipper to watch as we removed his head!!!



One of the many reasons my sister doesn't talk to me anymore ...






Hahaha.....What else were Barbie and Skipper forced to do, Fatman?

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#207687 - 12/22/06 01:53 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Hahaha.....What else were Barbie and Skipper forced to do, Fatman?




Let's allow the Statute of Limitations run out before I divulge all ...

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#207688 - 12/22/06 06:25 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I know what I read & see here, and I've made no assumptions outside of that. Your songs of praise & dirty anus sucking comes far too often your most prized whores - nothing more, nothing less.

You also try to sound macho & threaten "ass kickings" to people who may very well be significantly larger & more agile than you, a true hillbilly if I ever saw one. You may return to your daily multi-hour viewing of Walker, Texas Ranger now.

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And you know soooooooooo much about me, and yet you are the one who continues to start shit. Whatever.......I'm through talking about this.....it is pointless.




Add lee_11 to my proscription list, as if it weren't obvious.
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#207689 - 12/23/06 02:12 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
The fact that you continue to call me a 'redneck, and a 'hillbilly' only further proves how little you know about me. I live in Alabama, that doesn't make me a redneck or a hillbilly - just means I'm surrounded by 'em.

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I know what I read & see here, and I've made no assumptions outside of that.
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You're the tough guy running his flap about about "kicking my ass", redneck
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You're not the hillbilly toughguy you think you are.
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a true hillbilly if I ever saw one.
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#207690 - 12/23/06 02:18 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
Contrary to your incessant rantings, I have never once threatened to "kick your ass". I have requested, asked, and nearly begged you to talk all that shit to me in person, but you seem to be the one who, in your own words, have gotten to the point where:
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It's amazing how some guys let things get to them the way they do to point of threatening "an ass kickin'". I guess it's the only thing they know how to do (threaten, that is), whether they can carry it out effectively or tactfully is another story.
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You also try to sound macho & threaten "ass kickings" to people who may very well be significantly larger & more agile than you
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Lemme guess, you'll initiate the shit on the show floor instead, right? By all means, have at it, buddy. The rough shag carpet makes a great place to rub your nose in, like a puppy that just shat on my shoe.
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Why, ya gonna beat me up? Good luck trying, son.
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#207691 - 12/23/06 02:21 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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Oh, and you're some muscle-bound meathead, eh Boss Hog? In comparison to the photo with you & the whores (your previous avatar; taken in Tampa?), you look as meth-skinny & whimpy as they do.
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I never claimed to be some "mouontain of a man". I am 6' 2", 205 lbs, there are others who post on here (Monstar for one, if he remembers our meeting) as to the validity of this statement. Never said I was Chuck Norris. I workout 3-4 times a week, as well as practice some form or another of MMA 3-4 times a week. I can't whip the world's ass, nor do I make any claims as such,.....but I can take care of myself. All your macho posturing doesn't wake me quake with fear.


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#207692 - 12/23/06 02:22 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
elaborator Offline
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If you guys do decide to duke it out at AEE than please make sure to do it in front of the JM booth so that someone there can take pics and post them here.

Thanks in Advance
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#207693 - 12/23/06 02:23 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
ummm.....what was all that noise about me not being creative? Whatsa matter, couldn't come up with anything original?

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Didn't I just use the word "fucktard" in a previous post? Haven't you any imagination?
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I still say you're fucking creative man, "jack_schittondick", wow.
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BTW, I'm sure you know all about how smooth a Ken doll is,
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#207694 - 12/23/06 02:24 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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As I said in another post (I think the Derrick Pierce piece), no one is going to fight, it's all shit talk. If they truly have the balls, it'll be after the show without all the glitz around. I certainly don't want to waste my money sitting in my hotel room after being ejected from the show floor, much less in the clink......
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Something we can agree upon. You're right! Its just stupid to waste all the time and money, and then be banished from the very event that you came to attend.

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#207695 - 12/23/06 02:33 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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If you guys do decide to duke it out at AEE than please make sure to do it in front of the JM booth so that someone there can take pics and post them here.

Thanks in Advance



Better yet: Post a video on YouTube.

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#207696 - 12/23/06 02:43 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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If you guys do decide to duke it out at AEE than please make sure to do it in front of the JM booth so that someone there can take pics and post them here.

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Better yet: Post a video on YouTube.






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#207697 - 12/23/06 02:54 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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Cliché? I just wanted to note that video might be a better medium to capture the dynamics of such an event.

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#207698 - 12/23/06 08:46 PM Re: jack_schitt takes his act on the road
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#207699 - 12/24/06 01:57 PM Re: lee_11 is the Alabama chain gang's asswhore
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And if I did Sigmund Freud, what are the consequences or rewards? Run back to Alabama & call mama? Enlighten me, or choose wiser words. Anyone who shit talks as I've quoted you below, is usually incinuating that they're going to punch someone in the mouth. Call it what you wish, but that sounds like a physical challenge to me. The more you try to one-up me tough guy, the more you remind me of the Arnie character in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

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Contrary to your incessant rantings, I have never once threatened to "kick your ass". I have requested, asked, and nearly begged you to talk all that shit to me in person,...




The basic originality of any of your postings is to incinuate that I'm queer. Real harsh (and original) attack, General Schwarzkopf.

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ummm.....what was all that noise about me not being creative? Whatsa matter, couldn't come up with anything original?




Only if Tony referees the match & Gia is taking the pictures. Since Gia is the AVN photographer, that shouldn't be a problem. And with a guy named Malice, how the fuck can you go wrong?

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Better yet: Post a video on YouTube.




Video? Fuck YouTube, if he'll oblige, I'd like Jeff to produce & distribute it. "AEE's Best Battle's", which would even have post-booking interviews with both participants of this hypothetical ass kicking.

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#207700 - 12/24/06 02:37 PM the mental giant that is jack_schitt
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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The basic originality of any of your postings is to incinuate that I'm queer.




Again you pull shit out of your ass. When have I incinuated that you are queer? Sure, I've called you an asshole (true by your own admission), and exposed the fact that you have no dick or balls, but I never called you queer. You might need to use that enormous intellectual advantage you think you possess, and go back and read some posts over again. You might want to check some other threads and see who threw the proverbial 1st punch in this battle while you're at it.

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#207701 - 12/24/06 03:37 PM Re: the mental giant that is jack_schitt
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Boy, oh boy, you fan fags really get terribly defensive, don't you?

I wouldn't at all put myself in the same league with someone like jamesn, but I'd like to think I'm the type who could piss you off so bad with words alone, the only emotion you have is "hillbilly stomp", as you've displayed here so well. The difference between proverbial (in this case, words alone) first punch & physical first punch is a little thing called assault. Honestly, I can say I've never been in a fist fight where it started any other way.

See your note on "Ken dolls" as far as the queer implication goes. Interpret as I may...but were you homo scouting in the men's shower room (at the gym, etc.) that you're 100% certain of my anatomical correctness? If there's any truth to this statement ("Again you pull shit out of your ass") whatsoever, we all now know who did the fudge packing while I was passed out drunk in that Alabama bar room earlier this year.


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Again you pull shit out of your ass. When have I incinuated that you are queer? Sure, I've called you an asshole (true by your own admission), and exposed the fact that you have no dick or balls, but I never called you queer. You might need to use that enormous intellectual advantage you think you possess, and go back and read some posts over again. You might want to check some other threads and see who threw the proverbial 1st punch in this battle while you're at it.




One other thing (see attachment), * = g-h-e-y-ist sig ever! A gaggle of fan fags in the first 4 posts, what were the odds?


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