Interesting conversation now possible at my step-sister's engagement party:

Nancy: Really like these s'mores. And, you made the fudge, too?!? Did you get the recipes off the 'net?
FatMan: Ummmm. Yeah...
Nancy: Foodnetwork, Martha Stewart? Give it up!!
FatMan: Ummm .. [clears throat] ... sweet soccer mom from an porn blog, actually...

[cricket sounds in winter??]

FatMan: I better get my coat ....