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#207365 - 12/15/06 09:36 PM
It's The Holidays
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It's the holidays.. I was gonna post a pic of my corn filled yule log..But my Gordita Crunch Meal with the Fire Sauce rendered that impossible...  Instead..lets post our favorite holiday drinks/foods. My holiday drink is called a Screamin Nazi... It's a chilled shot..One part Jager...One part Rumpleminz.. Is it kosher..?? Who knows?? But after 2 shots you wont care. Merry X-Mass and Happy Holidays... Discuss..
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#207367 - 12/17/06 08:10 PM
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Red Reath.... shot
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Southern Comfort
1 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Sloe gin
1/2 oz Triple sec
Fill with Orange juice
1 dash Lime juice
..ask for it chilled..in a large shot glass(3 ounce)
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#207368 - 12/17/06 08:26 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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Holiday S'mores *these are so yummy* 12 chocolate graham crackers 3/4 c. butter 3/4 c. brown sugar, firmly packed 3 c. mini marshmallows 1 c. christmas m&m's Line a 15X10X1 jelly roll pan with foil; spray foil with no-stick spray. place graham crackers on foil so the sides are touching. melt butter and brown sugar, stirring constantly, until smooth and mixture just begins to boil (about 4-6 minutes). pour evenly over crackers. bake at 350 for 5-6 minutes, or until bubbly. remove pan from oven (duh), sprinkle with marshmallows. continue baking until marshmallows begin to soften, about 2-3 minutes. sprinkle with m&m's. cool completely. cut into bars. eat. yum. 
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#207370 - 12/17/06 08:49 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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 Microwave Fudge *this is perfect--only one bowl because i have enough goddamn dishes as it is* 1/2 c. butter 1/4 c. milk 1 c. semi-sweet chocolate chips 3 c. powdered sugar 1 tsp. vanilla combine butter, milk and choc. chips in large microwave- safe bowl. microwave on high, stirring occasionally, until the butter and chips are melted; should take about 2 minutes. add powdered sugar and vanilla. beat at med. speed, scraping bowl often, until smooth. spread mixture into buttered 8 inch square pan. cover and refrigerate until completely firm before cutting. haha; i said completely firm 
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#207371 - 12/17/06 09:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Interesting conversation now possible at my step-sister's engagement party:
Nancy: Really like these s'mores. And, you made the fudge, too?!? Did you get the recipes off the 'net?
FatMan: Ummmm. Yeah...
Nancy: Foodnetwork, Martha Stewart? Give it up!!
FatMan: Ummm .. [clears throat] ... sweet soccer mom from an porn blog, actually...
[cricket sounds in winter??]
FatMan: I better get my coat ....
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#207374 - 12/18/06 05:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Spinach Dip:
- 4 cups baby spinach
- 1 avocado
- lime or lemon juice to taste
- pinch of sea salt or regular salt if you can't find it
Combine and blend until creamy.
I use nori sheets crumbled-up instead of salt, and I use more like 6 cups of spinach. I also like it with lime better than lemon. Adapt it as you like.
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#207375 - 12/18/06 06:02 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i think gia and i should make xpt christmas dinner. we'll serve it in jeff's office. what do you say, gia? 
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#207376 - 12/18/06 06:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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No Stove Chocolate Chip Cookies:
Grind 1 3/4 cups cashews in a coffee grinder to make "cashew nut flour"
1/4 cup agave
2 tsp. vanilla
1/2 cup coconut oil
chocolate chips (blend 1/2 cup coconut oil, 1/2 cup carob, 1/2 cup cacao
put mixture in freezer, then chop into chunks)
--form into balls, roll in cashew "flour" and refrigerate
*coconut oil is sold in big glass jars for $15 at Whole Foods. It's hard but melts in 20 mins at room temp. Store at room temp; no need to refrigerate...it never spoils. I use it in place of cooking oil or Pam when cooking.
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#207379 - 12/18/06 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i think gia and i should make xpt christmas dinner. we'll serve it in jeff's office. what do you say, gia?
 Does this mean your gonna do a John Thompson video? 
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#207380 - 12/18/06 10:40 AM
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#207381 - 12/18/06 10:52 AM
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gia, i take flax-seed oil now, will this make me a homosexual in the process of making my heart indestructible and hair shinier?
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#207382 - 12/18/06 10:54 AM
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gia, i take flax-seed oil now, will this make me a homosexual in the process of making my heart indestructible and hair shinier?
yes
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#207384 - 12/18/06 10:56 AM
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i knew about the soy, i've just been overcome by a strange and inexplicable urge to call mike ramone and talk about "exotic european boots" since i've started to take this stuff. i still find rob longshot just vile.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#207385 - 12/18/06 11:52 AM
Re: It's The Holidays
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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gia, i take flax-seed oil now, will this make me a homosexual in the process of making my heart indestructible and hair shinier?
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#207387 - 12/18/06 03:27 PM
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i think gia and i should make xpt christmas dinner. we'll serve it in jeff's office. what do you say, gia?
I'll bring the salad dressing. 
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#207389 - 12/18/06 04:19 PM
Re: It's The Holidays
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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gia, i take flax-seed oil now, will this make me a homosexual in the process of making my heart indestructible and hair shinier?
actually, flaxseed oil is high in omega-3, which is thought to increase testosterone. so there's no excuse there for accidental man-on-man action over the holidays
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#207390 - 12/18/06 04:23 PM
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