Rachel seems to have a nice mouth for good dick sucking. Barefoot Contessa Sow drives me nuts most of the time... she can't fucking talk on her stupid show without bragging about the Hamptons. She needs to seriously get over herself, shut the fuck up and keep cooking her yumalicious food for christ sakes!

Okay I feel better now.

I will admit that I masturbated today with Rachel Ray cooking in the background but now I feel guilty for cheating on Giada. *sigh*