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#207337 - 12/20/06 01:20 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Nigella is fat but she hides it well while cooking behind her dangling bunch of pots from up above and wearing her all year round black. Her snooty accent bugs the fuck out of me. But she does have nice DSLs that many men would love to give a test drive.

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#207338 - 12/20/06 01:23 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
When is comes to @$$, you wanna know whatta, Giardia no gotta, but I would love to have Rachel Ray back it up for me.

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#207339 - 12/20/06 02:56 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

When is comes to @$$, you wanna know whatta, Giardia no gotta, but I would love to have Rachel Ray back it up for me.




Once more, in one of the languages spoken by others, please.



Edited by soopergrizz (12/20/06 03:00 PM)
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#207340 - 12/20/06 04:27 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
They should pincushion this fucking thread permanently to the top of this motherfucking board so we can refer toward it at intervals to remind everyone who the fucking faggots are amongst us. Pornography makes faggots.
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#207341 - 12/20/06 05:42 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Giardia, it's whenna da poopa come outta ya assa for daysa. Don'ta drinka da acqua!






i'd love to find this woman in my kitchen:


worthy of the embarrassment of using a even.


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Edited by Eddie Normous (12/20/06 05:44 PM)

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#207342 - 12/20/06 06:14 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Nigella Lawson is where it's at. High-brow comfort food that's been on my no-list for years and she's kinda fat, but I like her and she wins in the face department. The best set kitchen on any cooking show ever. Bread pudding is Eve's apple.





Awesome whore.




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#207343 - 12/20/06 08:25 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
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#207344 - 12/20/06 08:44 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
Quote:

...she's that annoying loud Sorority girl in college that at the party, you pegged, before drinking you're first beer, that you'd fuck as a last resort if late in the night you were drunk and couldn't score/were too beligerent to fuck any of the hot chicks




Perfect. Rachel may be remotely cute now, but she is gonna be a cow in ten years. Giada is way too full of herself to be truly hot. And her head is huge and round like sputnik.


Quote:

No real connection to food, but I like the Travel Channel's Samantha Brown.






Unlike the stupid sluts on the cooking channel, Ms. Brown seems smart and nerdy as well as pretty cute, which is a good combination. However, I'm unsure as to how dirty she would be...
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#207345 - 03/23/07 07:45 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Time for a bump...Rachel Ray comp on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WxP6MGvO_s
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#207346 - 03/24/07 01:12 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
Choda Boy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
Quote:

At the very least ladies, if you wanna keep a man for life, make a good dinner.

Blowjobs too.




Hear, hear.
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#207347 - 03/26/07 08:47 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Time for a bump...




Ha, you sound like Wankus talking to one of the whores.
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#207348 - 04/03/07 03:19 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Here's a funny Rachel Ray spoof from MadTV. Nicole Parker's the actress. Very cute chick. There are three parts -- breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dinner is the best, IMO.

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner edited together.

Breakfast.

Lunch.

Dinner.
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#207349 - 04/03/07 10:35 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 102
Quote:

Here's a funny Rachel Ray spoof from MadTV. Nicole Parker's the actress. Very cute chick. There are three parts -- breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dinner is the best, IMO.

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner edited together.

Breakfast.

Lunch.

Dinner.





If those vids donit show her getting ass or throat fucked, I aint watchen

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#207350 - 04/04/07 02:13 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Quote:

Here's a funny Rachel Ray spoof from MadTV. Nicole Parker's the actress. Very cute chick. There are three parts -- breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dinner is the best, IMO.

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner edited together.

Breakfast.

Lunch.

Dinner.




Yeah those are good Random- madtv is actually funny why can't SNL be?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5lUlFhqBv4
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#207351 - 06/06/07 12:26 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Giada is lovely.




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#207352 - 06/06/07 08:02 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 153
Quote:

Nigella Lawson is where it's at. High-brow comfort food that's been on my no-list for years and she's kinda fat, but I like her and she wins in the face department. The best set kitchen on any cooking show ever.




I'll put her kitchen a distant second behind:



But Nigella is delightful through and through.

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#207353 - 06/06/07 08:27 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Wow. Is Justin Wilson still alive? I used to love his show.

Pour a li'l mo' wine fo' de sauce... A li'l mo' wine fo' me..."

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#207354 - 06/06/07 08:43 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
What, no Marcella Hazan pokies?

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#207355 - 06/06/07 10:47 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
Pussy is good food Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

Wow. Is Justin Wilson still alive? I used to love his show.

Pour a li'l mo' wine fo' de sauce... A li'l mo' wine fo' me..."




He died in 2001. I loved his show also. Watched it every Saturday. "I think I'm gonna did." He always had that cheap bottle of screw top wine beside his grill.
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#207356 - 06/06/07 06:58 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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He wasn't even a professional Chef. He was a Land Commissioner for the State of Louisiana who just loved to cook. So he did the show after he retired.

I Guar-uhn-Tee.

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#207357 - 06/06/07 09:46 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 82
Quote:

Quote:

Nice. Rachel and Giada are the only reasons straight men watch the Food Network.



I'd add Sandra Lee to the list.
She's blonde, got great tits, and sounds like you could confuse her with basic algebra.




She's really funny if you watch her. She is pretty obviously a trophy wife type who puts together already-made things from the grocery store (and this isn't Rachael Ray hacking apart a cooked chicken for chicken salad, this is assembling a meal from selected pre-prepared parts), never finishes a show without a special cocktail (usually one part fruit juice concentrate, five parts vodka and a strawberry) and concludes with a "tablescape," which means "Go to the 99-cent store and spend $50 on crap to spread all over the table."

Hilarious.

--t
who left the TV on after "Good Eats" one afternoon and found Sandra Lee
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