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Nice. Rachel and Giada are the only reasons straight men watch the Food Network.




I'm with King - I've frequently tried to peek down G's cleavage while inappropriately touching myself.

On the other hand, a perfect christmas for me would include pounding knitting needles through Rachel Ray's eye sockets with a copy of the Joy of Cooking (second edition), as she begged for mercy in her irritating accent.
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