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#207287 - 12/15/06 07:26 PM Rachel Ray Pokies
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Hate her or despise her, I find this picture amusing:



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#207288 - 12/15/06 07:48 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Nice. Rachel and Giada are the only reasons straight men watch the Food Network.


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#207289 - 12/15/06 08:01 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Nice. Rachel and Giada are the only reasons straight men watch the Food Network.




Giada is 20 times more attractive than Rachel. However, her chompers make me nervous ( see "Aliens")
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#207290 - 12/15/06 08:16 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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My vote goes to Rachael...
Giadas hot..but Rache has the thirty minute meal thing goin on..Perfect for a no pride hit it,snack with it,forget it night.
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#207291 - 12/15/06 08:19 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Giadas nose is just so fucked up, she could be cute otherwise. Rachel Ray is that drunk pig slut from college.
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#207292 - 12/15/06 08:20 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Rachel Ray is that drunk pig slut from college.




Hence the "no pride" pull.
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#207293 - 12/15/06 08:25 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Giada has nice cans.
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#207294 - 12/15/06 08:27 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Rachel's more prone for bukkake, methinks:



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#207295 - 12/15/06 08:30 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Rachel's more prone for bukkake, methinks:






Rachel con salsa blanco...
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#207296 - 12/15/06 08:44 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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And then there's Padma Lakshmi (currently on Bravo's "Top Chef"), Salman Rushdie's girlfriend:





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#207297 - 12/15/06 09:20 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

Nice. Rachel and Giada are the only reasons straight men watch the Food Network.



I'd add Sandra Lee to the list.
She's blonde, got great tits, and sounds like you could confuse her with basic algebra.

Three decent whores on one network is a good showing. Food Network is still fourth behind (iii) HGTV whores, (ii) Weather Channel whores, and (i) Fox News Channel whores.

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#207298 - 12/15/06 09:27 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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And then there's Padma Lakshmi (currently on Bravo's "Top Chef"), Salman Rushdie's girlfriend:








Fuck that...
Rache is a contract girl..Endorsed by Oprah..
She's my 30 minute jerk bitch...pancake tits and all.
Plus her hubby likes getting spit on by dikes...
Beat that!!!!
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#207299 - 12/15/06 10:05 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Weather Channel




The Weather Channel is hypnotic. Sometimes I put it on to get the weather and the next thing I know I've been watching it for over an hour. I don't know if it's the sterile unassuming hosts or the lack of regimented programs or the never-ending infinite atmospheric information but it has a control over me like no other channel.

Weather Channel program director



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#207300 - 12/15/06 10:09 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Rasputin did know how to swing and bring it...*Pr0ps
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#207301 - 12/15/06 10:13 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Weather Channel




The Weather Channel is hypnotic. Sometimes I put it on to get the weather and the next thing I know I've been watching it for over an hour. I don't know if it's the sterile unassuming hosts or the lack of regimented programs or the never-ending infinite atmospheric information but it has a control over me like no other channel.

Weather Channel program director






Rasputin is a hideous faggot. Saved only by his retail chain in the Bay Area
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#207302 - 12/16/06 09:39 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

Nice. Rachel and Giada are the only reasons straight men watch the Food Network.





I'm with King - I've frequently tried to peek down G's cleavage while inappropriately touching myself.

On the other hand, a perfect christmas for me would include pounding knitting needles through Rachel Ray's eye sockets with a copy of the Joy of Cooking (second edition), as she begged for mercy in her irritating accent.
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#207303 - 12/16/06 07:36 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Give me some antipasto, woman!





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#207304 - 12/16/06 10:40 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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I can't believe you crazy fucks actually watch Food Network!

It's all I watch when the news gets irritating to watch.

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#207305 - 12/16/06 10:50 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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I can't believe you crazy fucks actually watch Food Network!




We like good food as well as hot chicks.

A hot chick who cooks ....




All great orgies start with fine cuisine ....
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#207306 - 12/16/06 10:53 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

Quote:

I can't believe you crazy fucks actually watch Food Network!




We like good food as well as hot chicks.

A hot chick who cooks ....




All great orgies start with fine cuisine ....




Praise the FatMan

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#207307 - 12/16/06 11:54 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

All great orgies start with fine cuisine ....




At the very least ladies, if you wanna keep a man for life, make a good dinner.

Blowjobs too.

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#207308 - 12/17/06 05:27 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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I can't believe you crazy fucks actually watch Food Network!

It's all I watch when the news gets irritating to watch.



You making Christmas tamales Gen?
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#207309 - 12/17/06 10:45 AM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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hahaaaa my Step Mother is! I haven't tried to learn that yet. It'll most likely be Salmon of some sort and some WOP-ish food of course

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#207310 - 12/17/06 01:27 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Any male that does not feel Rachel Ray is an extraordinarily beautiful woman is a homosexual, pure and simple.
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#207311 - 12/17/06 03:15 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Any male that does not feel Rachel Ray is an extraordinarily beautiful woman is a homosexual, pure and simple.




I think Rachel Ray is adorable and would love to massager her tonsils with the glans of my penis is given the opportunity.
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#207312 - 12/17/06 03:16 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

Any male that does not feel Rachel Ray is an extraordinarily beautiful woman is a homosexual, pure and simple.




I think Rachel Ray is adorable and would love to massager her tonsils with the glans of my penis is given the opportunity.




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#207313 - 12/17/06 08:00 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Step the fuck off bitches..
The r.r. votes are piling up...

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#207314 - 12/18/06 05:56 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Step the fuck off bitches..
The r.r. votes are piling up...






She's fat with little titties
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#207315 - 12/18/06 07:28 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!

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#207316 - 12/18/06 07:32 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!




Fat, with little titties
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#207317 - 12/18/06 07:42 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!




Fat, with little titties




BULLSHIT! All this anger is making me hungry and I just might hunt you down and bite you!

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#207318 - 12/18/06 07:54 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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BULLSHIT! All this anger is making me hungry and I just might hunt you down and bite you!




Forget him! Bite Rachel!! She would taste better!!!



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#207319 - 12/18/06 08:01 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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No real connection to food, but I like the Travel Channel's Samantha Brown.


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#207320 - 12/18/06 08:17 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Anybody into Megan Mccormick, the whore from Globetrekker?
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#207321 - 12/18/06 09:15 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!




Fat, with little titties




BULLSHIT! All this anger is making me hungry and I just might hunt you down and bite you!




Oh 'mon Gen, only fat girls have FHM pics of themselves eating.
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#207322 - 12/18/06 09:25 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!




Fat, with little titties




BULLSHIT! All this anger is making me hungry and I just might hunt you down and bite you!




Oh 'mon Gen, only fat girls have FHM pics of themselves eating.




That sounds like something Gia would say!

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#207323 - 12/18/06 09:31 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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#207324 - 12/18/06 09:40 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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You're a fucking idiot...she's stocky, and has small tits. This makes her stocky but not fat. Stocky not = fat.

Example: You think you are Borat...Borat is funny. You are a douchebag, not the least bit funny. You die, we benefit.

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#207325 - 12/18/06 09:43 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Anybody into Megan Mccormick, the whore from Globetrekker?




Huge, I mean HUUUUUGE shitlocker. No thanks.

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#207326 - 12/18/06 09:46 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!




She may or may not be fat (my fear of Gen makes me withhold judgment) but she is not attractive and built like a fire hydrant. Worse, she can't fucking cook!

At least that sow the Barefoot Contessa actually knows her way around a kitchen!

RR is like a spokesmodel for cooking only she can't cook, model or speak!

http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux

Quote:

This community was created for people that hate the untalented twit known as Rachael Ray.

Rachael Ray is annoying for many reasons but here are a few: she is repetitive, she talks with her hands way too much, she giggles incessantly, she puts olive oil and chicken stock in everything, she wears really ugly clothing, she talks out of one side of her mouth like she's had a stroke, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, and she can't stop talking about her family.

If you loathe Rachael Ray as much as we do, join this community and talk shit about her! If you actually like Rachael Ray and think this community is evil, go cry in your garbage bowl and shut the hell up.






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#207327 - 12/18/06 09:48 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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You're a fucking idiot...she's stocky, and has small tits. This makes her stocky but not fat. Stocky not = fat.

Example: You think you are Borat...Borat is funny. You are a douchebag, not the least bit funny. You die, we benefit.




If your a Chubby Chaser, good for you, It's like riding a moped, It's fun until someone you know sees you.
Have fun:

stock·y (stŏk'ē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
Chubby; plump.

Again, Rachel Ray is fat, she's that annoying loud Sorority girl in college that at the party, you pegged, before drinking you're first beer, that you'd fuck as a last resort if late in the night you were drunk and couldn't score/were too beligerent to fuck any of the hot chicks
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#207328 - 12/18/06 10:02 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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she's that annoying loud Sorority girl in college that at the party




She's chunky and she had small tits...you ever bang anything that good? I doubt it. Keep yer mouth shut nigger-word...you ain't got the distance.

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#207329 - 12/18/06 10:10 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Quote:

No real connection to food, but I like the Travel Channel's Samantha Brown.







yes!

i've watched her show many times purely for aesthetic reasons

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#207330 - 12/18/06 10:26 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Rachel seems to have a nice mouth for good dick sucking. Barefoot Contessa Sow drives me nuts most of the time... she can't fucking talk on her stupid show without bragging about the Hamptons. She needs to seriously get over herself, shut the fuck up and keep cooking her yumalicious food for christ sakes!

Okay I feel better now.

I will admit that I masturbated today with Rachel Ray cooking in the background but now I feel guilty for cheating on Giada. *sigh*

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#207331 - 12/19/06 05:49 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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#207332 - 12/19/06 05:58 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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#207333 - 12/19/06 06:21 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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giada sounds entirely too much like giardia to be sexy

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#207334 - 12/19/06 10:06 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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you gotta say it with an Italian accent

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#207335 - 12/19/06 10:51 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Giardia, it's whenna da poopa come outta ya assa for daysa. Don'ta drinka da acqua!

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#207336 - 12/19/06 11:48 PM Re: Rachel Ray Pokies
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Nigella Lawson is where it's at. High-brow comfort food that's been on my no-list for years and she's kinda fat, but I like her and she wins in the face department. The best set kitchen on any cooking show ever. Bread pudding is Eve's apple.
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